Alright faggots lets hear your excuses

alright faggots lets hear your excuses.

because im disgusting

I don't have any since 10 minutes.

Fuck you OP, fuck fucking you.

Cause i'm ugly, no excuses just fact

>wonderful guy
What a story, Mark.

because women are a waste of time.

Just moved. Job starts tomorrow. Will get gf soon enough.

Ive been datin my exgf for a few months now.
Broke up with a cute girl who really loved me cause of her.
Now my exgf just told me we will never be together again.
fuck.

because I look awful and I don't have a heart for other people

Most women that I'd want to date, not just fuck are almost always older than me and us being together would be pretty awkward in terms of our positions on society. Basically I need to shit where I eat to date a woman that I'm attracted to.

I have a highly inflicted sexual preference.

Exes are exes for a reason. Remember that going forward.

The only date worthy qualities I have can only be seen by people who get to know me better. And I'm really bad at making friend and meeting new people in general.

Also I'm okay with being alone because I learned that being in a relationship is just too hard. Relationships are more something I'd welcome if it came than something I desperately need. So if I meet a girl I'll play along but I sure as hell won't chase her ass.

*making friends

Because I've put zero effort into getting one. Haven't dated since 18 but had some fun at college, 23 now,havent done anything since 21. Should probably try again because I crave a relationship but it's been so long I don't even know where to start anymore and then I think to hard and my self esteem collapses and I end up doing nothing. It's a perpetual cycle and I seem to be stuck in it.

Have one. Our first child is due Feb next year.

She left her job in Brooklyn due to past issues and then left me presumably for her abusive nigger boyfriend back in Philly or maybe she just wants to be a loner. Don't date Russian women lads, specially from ghettos like Philly.

Because I'm a wonderful guy.

congrats man

>asian
>balding
>fat
>manlet
>small dick
>shitty teeth
>shitty eyesight

started paying for sex after realizing that it will never happen for me the organic way, been pretty happy ever since.

Thanks bro. It has really changed my life. Finally getting myself together.

Don't go out anywhere to meet anyone, job is stuck inside in a factory all day

i wouldn't date anyone whose standards are low enough to date me.

I dont try and basically never talk to women. I even get compliments those rare times I talk to anyone but even then I haven't come across anyone I would like to be with like that. One night stands are not my thing.

because men are sexy af

I'm a failure as a human being and have reached the age where all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are workaholics or burned out divorced.

Because it would piss my wife off

Don't really care.

Only women interested in me are fat and/or fucking weird

know that feel.

>I don't leave my house
>girls cute enough don't wanna talk ne.way

Fiancee would be crushed

That's great. It's probably a bit soon but did you pick a name for the baby?

No bitch is going to lay the guy that won't let himself

This is one of the many questions that keep me up at night.

>implying that I am a wonderful guy

I'm very paranoid and find it hard to trust anyone that they're not really laughing about me behind my back and that they wouldn't be cheating on me

because I want more than one girl.

Because I have a wife. Feels bad man.

I'm in the friendzone so deep now that I can't get out. Fuck my life. Fuck my ass. Fuck my cat. Fuck my fuck!

how are you single?? marry me!

I've been single for the last 11 years. I don't even care about women or sex anymore. From what I can tell observing other men getting their asses handed to them in relationships, I can see I'm making the right decision.

I feel less shitty now.

We'd name a girl Skye, because that's the name my gf's dad wanted for my gf. He died about a month ago and she wants to call her Skye to remember him.

As for boy names, I have no clue.

Because I'm a faggot

Aspy

I'm not looking.

I'm fat

because iam too wonderful it makes them sick

chekt, glad i could help.

I have no urge to pursue anyone at this time in my life

because I look like this

Skye is beautiful name

if you do something about that ridiculous facial hair and haircut, you can easily be an 8.

I'm an unsociable cunt

social anxiety

>skye

sounds like you're going to have to work extra hard to keep her off the pole...

Thanks bro.

gay guy here.
you're hot af to me

maybe you're only gay hot, idk

I was drunk and high on coke, weed and mdma Friday and the girl I've been friendzoned by for the last 5 years told me she liked me. Sadly I was too high to form a sentence and fucked it up. Or maybe I'm just too much of a beta cuck to do shit

me and my Mrs had a baby last year, thought it was the best thing that ever happened to me. then she left me and took my baby away from me. ruined my life, I've only been allowed to see her 6hrs in the last 1 year and missed every milestone. be careful alls I'm saying

what's so ridiculous about it?

Ive had sex with 21 girls at the age of 22 so I'm pretty worn out with stupid females my age

I'm married and actually love my wife so......

It would be pretty mean.

All the preatty girls with who i would like to be together have guys or other guys get them when i am slowly, time to time chatting with them wia sms or whatsapp and i`m preatty shy.....

Shit man, that's awful. I'm sure mine wouldn't do that, but I'll keep my eyes open.

i just think its really funny how for ever bitter lonely virgin ITT, there's going to be a bitch out there who is crying "what happend to all the nice guys"

Cause I'm a 20 year old loser who lives with his parents and just got fired so I do nothing but game for 8 hrs a day waiting for someone to accept my applications

Lazy.

I don't want to be cucked by popular fashion or Illuminati porn.

its entire existence. get rid of it.

Because it's hard to lie to my wife.

I thought the exact same thing, thought she loved me and all that but having that baby changed her and she no longer had any time or anything for me, she was pretty horrible tbh, but I thought she would never do anything like that

Nothing, it looks great.

well I have a huge cowlick there, it's the only way to manage my hair. I don't think it's ridiculous at all its tidy and not over the top like most hair cuts

I have a bad smell, like right out of the shower, I smell like burnt hair. My body heat is very high too, like I can fog up car windows on a normal day with my heat. My looks are pretty normal, I look like the politician guy who used to be in Nirvana (so much so, that I'm still asked if I am he. ). Also I'm pretty hardcore INTJ, which makes women want to far away from me ALL THE TIME. Yet i hear pretty damn often that I'm a"nice guy".

Because I'm not that interested about having a relationship right now. And finding one is not easy.

Same, but it happened about a month ago. You'll get through it, although the first weeks will feel like death.

I took the red pill.

And us bitter lonely virgins won't even go near them because a girl wanting a "nice guy" is code for she's abandoned all her standards and just wants someone with a pulse so she doesn't die alone.

The problem is, I have a girlfriend. Just not the right one...

Man up, square up, you can be anything but you're just being a doormat.

All you want is for THEM to be with you.

im still loving my ex and i just fuck girl without emotions im pretty sad

Trying to get with one. And shit is pointing towards us actually getting together.

Im gay

Been in depression for a long long time, my family is sick and i am the only one who can do something about it and i am balding too from exhaustion i think, also haven't really been blessed in genetics either

Because i hide the fact that i have one so i can fuck you silly

Not worth the time or grief

to me, that is social progress. if this were 30 years ago, bitter lonely virgins would love nothing more than a used up whore to cherish for life, and the whores knew they could always depend on you being around. but not anymore.

I'd be depressed if I looked like that too.

Somehow i dont get to connect with people in a deep way, only very few times and with very few people. I dont know maybe im a bit autist or something. I have a group of friends but even them are a bunch of asses, i know im not easy to get along too

I don't try hard enough, I don't take risks and my standards are too high. On the plus side, I've mostly accepted the fact that I'm going to be alone forever

because my wife would not be cool with that at all.

Small penis.
Got depressed because I have a small penis, so I got fat.
Got loads of stretchmarks because I'm fat, so now I'm gross, fat with a small penis.
Oh, also porn induced ED.

because im a fat disgusting pig man

hai pyotr

is that your resting face? if it is then no wonder you're depressed. maybe try to take a better picture? grow a beard?

I mean I have a girlfriend

I'm good at asking girls out and being "romantic"

I'm gay

I don`t know anything user, i had a gf but she was a sociopath. I dont know how to actually talk to them, what to do, how to get closer to them, i just cant, help me user.