Hey Sup Forums Have you ever shoplifted?

Hey Sup Forums Have you ever shoplifted?

What did you take?

Was it worth it?

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Gold fish. And I am eating them right now.

are you 12

Candy from a convenience store when I was a kid. The dude caught me immediately. I was grounded for 2 whole weeks. Definitely not worth it.

Bunch of candy, on lots of occasions when I was a teenager.

almost everytime. something small candybar or 2.5cl energydrinks. When i was younger i stole ALOT of wow game time and sold it to classmates for cheap.

Since i was never caught i concider it worth

I take what i need

Seems to be a trend so far ahah

I stole toothpaste and a tooth brush. At that time I had very little money and i was homeless.

Looking back at it now it really wasn't worth it

i stole some cheddar pringles when i was like 10. totally worth it

tfw I did the same yesterday

When i was like 10 or so I stole a pack of Pokemon cards.
Probably not worth it cuz i nearly got busted.

Biggest ting I stole was a 64GB USB drive a few years ago. It broke a week later.

Wasn't worth it.

Candles and candy. Never caught.

inb4 gonna try this lol

Alcoholic beverages. I used to be a shitty kid.

Don't do drugs, stay in school, kiddos.

The brain of an adolescent is very plastic and able to create strong, lasting neuro-connections relative easily.
One's ability to strengthen one's aptitude is significantly reduced past the age of around 25 years.
After that, one's ability to strengthen one's bare basic ability to do things like memorize things, calculate, all other things stemming from that is just significantly reduced.
However, one's ability to recall stored information quickly and keep long-term memory is significantly increased.
Also, one can still learn and apply various techniques to improve one's ability of memorizing things and what not.
Knowledge, intelligence, and determination can compensate for each other.

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Never shoplifted but have stolen lots of shit from individuals.

Party Poppers when i was like 7, got shouted at so bad, was still fucking worth it,

pewpewpew *confetti*

stole a can of herring from walmart this morning

In my senior year of high schoo, mp3 players were starting to become the next big thing. Walmart had then outside on the walls, I swiped one, cut it open, took out the security device, shoved it under my sack and took off. At the time i thought hell yeah it was worth it. But today looking back, not worth stealing a 150 dollar mp3 player than only held 32mb of music.

Stole wax paint for a diy project 3 or 4 times. Once I got the wrong color. >

Club Penguin membership card. I was caught

a handful of chocolate covered coffee beans when i was a kid. Didn't get caught.

Stole an airsoft, some cool magnets and other small, cheap toys when I was a kid.
Guess it was worth because I never got caught. Never stolen anything since then.

You're a shit

Yu-Gi-Oh cards when i was a little scum (8-12yo)
We were a bunch of friends and we used to steal from stores to storehouses. I had EVERY SINGEL CARD FROM THE YU-GI-OH CARDS DECK. Damn when my mom and dad caught me, they beat the shit out of me kek.

Mostly purses and wallets.

Thousands of dollars of clothes from jcpennys in the dressing room, too fucking easy

Don't fucking care.

mostly LEGOs.. got caught on batteries . this was 20y ago. Never stolen shit again

Stole a screw driver from Walmart but I needed only one part of it and I wasn't going to pay $9.99 for that shit so I stained it.

Thats the attitude, bro!

For whatever reason, it's seething I got into recently. I won't take from independent stores, but chains are fair game. The thing is it's so fuckng easy.

Probably 60+ bottles of liquor from local grocery stores. Impressive how retarded staff can be. At the time I wanted to be drunk and was broke, so yes it was worth it.

Trailer hitch, headlight bulbs, super glue, masking tape.

Sometimes I'll just peel the stickers off the glass container candles and put them on other objects like bath towels.

I stole a couple xbox one games. Buy it, unseal the top plastic, slide the box out, remove the game, slide box back in, reseal with stolen super glue and tooth picks. Then return.

Fuck, what else. Air filters. T shirts. Flash drives, a Google chromecast. Pretty much anything. Fuck, but a vacuum cleaner, pack the box with random little shit then return the vacuum.

when i was an addict, i never had money for food or booze so i just stole it, everday. for years. itd usually take a year of going to walmart everyday and lifting tv dinners and a few bottles of wine before they busted me and 86'd. its so fucking easy, like way too easy.

Stole a protein bar from 7/11 because the dot-heads short changed me three separate times

They knew what the fuck they were doing...

I work at a buffet and I go to the freezer and eat 2-3 frozen chocolate chip cookies everyday and no one seems to notice

OP here, stole a lot of liquor back in my high school days. Was basically my reasoning for making this thread. How old are you may I ask?

I stole some semen from my bf's assisted-nocturnal emission. slipped it deep into my vagina with 2 fingers, right onto the hole in my cervix.

get pregnant. he's been supporting me for 4 years now, I broke up with him a year after (he's fine, financially, very successful architect)

most of you won't believe this. which is why I got away with it of course, he thought it was a 'broken condom'.

No, because i'm white, and i enjoy spending my spare money.
I have once or twice forgotten to scan something at a checkout, but i'll return to the store with the item and pay for it.

Ive also stolen bits that I needed for a screwdriver. Why buy a whole kit when you only need one bit, right.

I'm actually a security guard, fuck you guys get a job and stand for 8 hours a day like me for minimum wage.
Cunts.

well, I work at a restaurant and the staff eats all day long, isn't it allowed where you work?

Got these at walmart black fiday

You filthy whore.

Shot loads of food, clothes, DXM, beer and gas. I stopped when I cleaned up my act

Fuck yeah it was worth it, never got caught

I took a bag of M&Ms when I was 6. My mom caught me and I went back in the store and apologized and gave it back.

You can't do that when you're 16, though.

Hmm maybe I dunno. When I ask coworkers I got mixed answers

I committed two accounts of Grand Theft Larceny (500+ dollars) when I was 14 during the summer. Went to a macy's and pretty much took everything in the store over a three week period. Ended up getting in trouble because my parents found all of it in my closet (because I was fucking retarded) and I got in tons of trouble idk how much but it wasn't worth it.

piece of shit trash

Were the reason you have a job you dolt

Get better at it

are you a student?

I wish i was 16, doing literally nothing but playing videogames and jacking off to the most random shit because thats the only thing that does it for me anymore.

same here

I've stolen over $2,000 worth of liquor and food from Safeway.

autism

I did the same thing only I just poked a hole in his condom package with a pin. Was worried he would notice the hole on the outside but nope.

Now his ass is paying child support

How teach me user how do i catch crackheads and shit

>wasn't worth it
why not

I steal something nearly every time I go buy something. It's easy if you're not autistic about it.

Probably around 10 grand worth of shit from barnes&noble. would steal books i wanted and Comic volumes/graphic novels and sell them to a couple local comic shops to fuel the heroin addiction i had at the time.
No longer a druggie degenerate but i dont like going into barnes&noble stores anymore because just being there gives me an urge to steal shit from them.

Last thing I stole was an iTunes $15 gift voucher. They have to be activated on the tills before they're worth anything. I work in shop, easy really when some management are in training or the others don't really care about money loss.

I used to go down to my dollarama and steal from there 20-40 dollars in energy drinks, candy, cool shit etc. almost every day. also used to pickpocket when I didn't have enough money for a game or something, doesn't seem worth it now though, most people didn't have cash on them.

did the beating work?

:) I tried that too, it never worked for me tho

When I was a minor and until early 20s yes sometimes, mostly for the thrill. Stole a bit of everything; glasses, alcohol, food, clothes, ash trays... Never very expensive except for food/alcohol. Was worth it, only got caught once and no charges, just had to pay for the shit I stole

>Buy same USB
>replace new with broken
>return broken usb for a refund

i have shoplifted all kinds of small random things. i got a bit of a rush at first, but it wears off quick and now i don't really bother unless i really can't pay for it

Battery backup... took my old one in traded for a new one, replaced the packaging. almost didnt get away with it... could have been bad for me.

Anyone that says hello to you on their way in/out of a store. Any fuckstick with a backpack. Anyone young in a liquor aisle without a parent looking calm. Young people going to the restroom when they walked in by themselves but dont have a grocery cart. Simple shit.

I used to all the time back when I played Magic: The Gathering.

> grab a handful of packs and walk around walmart until I found a decently hidden spot and I'd slide those bad boys into my pocket.

> walk with a hand into my pocket open them up while derping around the store.

> the walmart used to have trashcans all over the place so I'd just throw the now empty card packets into the trash and walk out with my cards

I stopped when two of my friends got caught, I never pulled anything great anyways.

Meat. Lots of meat. I would take a butcher bag into the grocery next store and go to their meat isle and pull out tonnes of meat then I would go down an empty isle emptying the meat into the butcher bag of meat then throw the rubbish under the shelves. Probably stolen well over 50k meat over the years. It got to a point where I could almost recreate two cows in my large freezers.

Yeah, i shoplifted a small action figure when i was 7 years old. But then i lost it. And a pack of gum a few years ago.

About 24 Pairs of panties of Various kinds i actually just stole 2 pair today and was wearing a pair i stole to work today

It did, yes. I was constantly beaten and grounded for shitty stuff that i do. I was a problem kid. Constantly fighting, breaking windows etc. But now I am proud of myself for what I've become. My parents are proud too. They made me the person i am today. I'm glad that i got beaten af when i was a little brat

a toy pistol when i was a kid. felt bad for a week, i don't know why. never shoplifted again ever since.

Op Here, Why tho?

Thanks. I just really don't give a fuck about anyone else. I steal from women because it gives me sexual gratification to rob them of their valuables and private possessions. Then I jack off thinking about them crying over it. And I really don't care about them at all.

Meat is expensive and good for you, and poor people usually can't afford good meat.

Art supplies, stationary, medical stuff and toiletries. Books too. Boxers and socks a lot, and a few shirts. Once stole a wallet. And a whole bunch of snacks.

I usually only ever steal for personal use, never sell anything on. But a few years back you could request guitar hero guitars as replacements with no proof of purchase, so I ordered about 6, took them to second hand eletronics stores.

Pussy.

I stole a lot wen I was in my youth (I was 8) mainly blind bags and collectable pos that I thought was cool. But no one found out so this is my confession to you. PS lol

You shall have no other gods before Me.
You shall not make idols.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.

As a thief I approve, but as a meat department worker I'm a tad rustled.

What did you do with the meat anyways? Sounds like you stole too much to just be eating it.

I stole like 30 packs of pokèmon card when that was hyped back in the day

A skateboard without trucks

Porno mags

...

okay then

I was with a couple of friends and we had about $300 worth of clothes and we ended up getting stopped by security, was not worth the permanent record

Tons of gallons of gas.

Worth.

Same

>other gods before Me.
>the LORD your God

Uh-oh, the bible never says yahweh is the 'only' god. In fact it repeatably implies there are others.

Really that only applies to other people. Stealing from corporations is okay since they're not even really hurt by petty theft.

I learned this trick a while ago and it hasn't failed me yet.

Whenever your about to leave a store that has those special anti-theft sensors, time your exit with a minority such as a black or a hispanic (I suggest waiting for a mother with a group of children, they'll seem more suspicious). Each time I'd do it the employees would ignore me because they'd automatically assume it's the minorities.

Actually when it says other gods it's referring to idols and false gods.

The security guard's virginity

i stole a pack of chewing gum when i was about 12 because i waited 5 minutes and there just didn't come any cashier

> Be me
> Be 14
> Meet two girls from my class in the supermarket
> Way-out-of-my-league insta-boner most-popular-girls-in-my-age-at-school
> Say a trembling ultra-beta "hello"
> First time ever they don't ignore my existence and say hello back
> Figure out that maybe because we are not around other people, they feel free to talk to me
> Panicking what should I say what should I say
> Saw they were near the condom stand
> Asked if they are buying condoms
> what-did-i-just-say fuck stupid stupid stupid!
> one said they are not
> realised a 14yo cannot just buy condoms
> said "so you are not BUYING them, you want to STEAL them?"
> they were shocked
> fuck stupid!
> them one said "yes, ok yes, we would but we are afraid"
> other girl started getting angry "why do you tell him that!"
> Grabbed a pack of condoms and told them to meet me outside
> be outside with the condoms
> girls tell security guy I stole condoms
> he approaches me
> confrontation, denial running, falling, beating, dragged on the floor
> next day at school everyone talks about the video the girls shoot of me stealing condoms
> being ultra-beta principal and parents believes that girls told me to steal but can't prove anything, no one is punished.
> being beta cuck until today