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I'm your typical lanky ass pasty fucboi looking fuck, and I never lifted before for real and I was at my local sports club. They got this baseball pitching thing with a gun too. I decided to try my hand at it and was getting mid30s to 40s. Thinking I probably lack arm strength and am weak as hell, I then see the pilates section and grab some. Then I grab the ball then start chucking 80s. I was a tiny little fucboi with skinny ass arms and now I'm pitching faster than Jered Weaver.

I know I don't work out but what the fuck? Are pilates that magical??

Let's go Braves.

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But do you have an MVP mister Verlander?

everyone who posts ITT after this post is a confirmed cuck

Not tonight, sorry lad

>Arrieta
>synderbuust
>kershit

everyone who posted ITT above this post is a confirmed cuck

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I'm your typical lanky ass pasty fucboi looking fuck, and I never lifted before for real and I was at my local sports club. They got this baseball pitching thing with a gun too. I decided to try my hand at it and was getting mid30s to 40s. Thinking I probably lack arm strength and am weak as hell, I then see these kids probably 11-12 at most. They grab the ball then start chucking 50s. They're tiny little kids with skinny ass arms and they're pitching faster than me.

I know I don't work out but what the fuck? Am I doing something wrong?

I want to believe.

everyone who didn't post this post is a confirmed cuck

>now I'm pitching faster than Jered Weaver

TRIGGERED

There is no believing where you're going.

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It's not like my team ever did anything to yours.
>1995
Oh sorry, never mind.

FLUKE!!! He's a fluke!! HE SUCKS!!! HIS STATS ARE LIES!!!!!

>BUMSHIT
>HOF
>IMPLYING
>GOOD

XDDDDD

FUCK THE GIANTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me and my wife like to watch baseball games together and pick the hottest players and imagine them as our bull


Anyways, Rangers suck!

Clayton Kershaw is being flown back to Los Angeles to see team doctors.

Someone in the previous thread notes Floyd only has one sub 4 ERA season and yet is still somehow in the Majors and has been for a long time

What are other examples of bad/mediocre players who've been up for a long time and how do you think they managed that?

Hee hee
Not even subtle.

>I was hoping to see him live when I get to LA later this week

JUST

You may only reply to this post if your team either has the best record, best winning percentage, or longest winning streak.

I'll reply anyway.

>filename

>bumshit will unironically NEVER make the hall of fame
LMAO!!!!!!

No.

A-Roid

he's a living meme

Is Odor a 1st or 2nd ballot Hall of Famer?

Thank you for clearing that up mister Verlander.

Congratulations to you and your fiancé.

Does Prince Fielder count?

>me like to
Rags fan, leave

BRAAAAAAAAAPT

Do you guys think Bumgarner has a shrine dedicated to Kershaw in his ranch?
You know seeing as how he told buster Olney that he considers Kershaw the greatest left-hander of all-time

Hello, about to be all three, here

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Did somebody say Cy Young?

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Wait.... You have an ERA less than 4 in the playoffs..

R-Right?

ITT: We post pitchers with more Cy Youngs than Madison Bumgarner

I'll start

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>SF literally keeping a list of pitchers potentially going to the DL just so that Bumgarner would MAYBE finally be elite by process of elimination
O I am laffin

I'd really like to know what Mets fans think of Syndergaard and Matz issues since they're apparently not mechanic ones, according to them

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who's the sloot?

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The only thing that's going to change with kershit hitting the DL is the Rockies maybe contending for a WC spot

not for you

No but I'm going into the hall first ballot as the greatest pitcher to have ever lived and have never choked up a game against SF in all of my career especially not serving up homers to fucking Pablo Sandoval lmao

>Kershaw hits the DL
>Bumgarner still not even the best pitcher in his division
O I am laffin

W-we still have the best percentage, right?

this guy literally does not have a UCL and still has more CYAs than bum bum

>giants win the division but get memed out of the NLDS by the wild card rockies
I am a dodger fan and that would be hilarious as fuck

Matz and Thor both have bone spurs in their elbows. How long before the mest start trading away players for prospects?
>muh 100mph fastball and quirky throwing motion

tied for best record too

>this thread

for now

>Madison Bumgarner is hall of famer

>1908

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his 3 rings along earn him a spot in the hall

yay

How does your back feel at this very moment right now though?

Damn that's an ugly woman.
>all the men in SF turned gay after seeing her.

>LITERALLY ZERO INDIVIDUAL ACHIEVEMENTS

Why is everybody so obsessed with Bumgarner though? That's the real question

does posting that make you feel better user?
does it make you feel less threatened by a team threatening to smash the over 75 year old run differential record?

it's ok to talk about it user

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>not wanting to suckle on her saggy naturals and see her bobblehead collection

You gonna a let Jeremy Affeldt into the hall too brother?
Because they both accomplished the exact same things

?????? Who Pomeranz? You're overrated Jap pitcher?
When kershit hits the DL, coming back to regress into shit, Bum will be the best pitcher in the NL on his way to ring number 4

>wild card rockies
My sides...

>bumshit
>hall of fame

this post deserves more (You)s because it's true, pathetic, and hilarious

After starting 37-15 the cusb have gone 12-11.

>bumshit
>cy young

When will you give him credit?

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This thread went to shit at light speed.

Don't listen to that guy. He doesn't know what he's talking about. It's definitely possible he could get in though. He's only 26 though and anything can happen and it's too early to tell. If he puts up some more years of well below 3 ERA years before he gets old to bring his career ERA down and finishes with over 200 wins it's definitely possible though

Feel free to meme because of your irrational hatred though

>all this counter-counter-counter false flag shitposting

are you implying the fucking dbacks can overtake them.

Unless story turns into ass after the all star game the rockies will overtake the dodgers

>Pitchers hitting

>the rockies will overtake the dodgers

>Arcade League

>position players not fielding

YOU MUST say sorry

the dodgers have a nigger manager who leads them on multiple 7 game losing streaks. Kershit is killed and they will lose loads of games without him.

Ryu sucks ass in rehab and Ethier is 90 years old and wont do shit once he comes back

Why are people saying that /mlb/ is hating on the indians?

I mean my favorite team is in the same division and their main competition and I don't really hate them. Really, not much to hate there in the AL Comedy Central. Except the tigers, but that's about it.

It's literally just one guy who hates Bumgarner so much that he can't stop talking about him

that's a damn shame, especially because games in June count so much more in the standing than games April and May

>hall of fame pitcher
>literally ZERO individual pitching awards

t. wins fan

they are a fucking racist caricature

>>>/reddit/

>1B and C
>not slow as fuck

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