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Gonzalo "El Pipa" Higuain will probably sign for Atletico de Madrid, his brother already said he won't stay in Napoli.

>Choke twice in the CL finals
>Sign Higuain

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Poetry

wait

what will happen to Torres?

CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

JUST

Yet another reason to hate this man.

He'll keep his warm spot on the bench

>my team chokes so it's okay if i choke

what a complete asshole

Messi should really hire a hitman to kill this motherfucker

KEK

When will they learn?

griezman higuain could be the best striking duo ever seen

now patetico can get second place in UCL again but blame him now

>36 goals in 35 games
>22 competitive international goals
>bad

you people are honestly fucking mongos of the highest order.

They only remember his few failures and ignore the failures of the team.

Half of those were probably meaningless and stat padders. I would much rather have a player scoring clutch goals in big games and not choking 1 on 1's.

Bullshit. Too expensive.

Simeone only wants Diego Costa.

yeah everyone choked Messi and Aguero too it's not just him

but yeah compared to the rest of the squad when he chokes he does it in grand fashion
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poor dude

but why isn't he renewing with Napoli? I thought they loved him there. is it for the money? is it since he had a good stat padded season, he's going to demand more money?

Yep I like him, but he does always choke. The World Cup was really sad for him and I can see why all the players want to quit.

instead you are doing neither, you are shitposting on the sports section of an anime website.

>le statpad against palermo but miss open nets when it matters man
You do know he choked another one when Napoli needed it to qualify for the Champions League, right? You're fine with having him for the buildup games but for the one that determines something he's a massive liability.

>el australiANO

w-whats gonna happen to v-vietto?
please cholo have faith

theyre most likely going to loan him out somewhere

Someone please kill him so I never have to hear about him again

>be Higuain
>spend six years at Real Madrid
>leave
>they win 2 CL's in 3 years

>but why isn't he renewing with Napoli?
they promised him a competitive team but the chairman is a chepa faggot and wont do it end he got piseed. That club has been going in circle for years now

Mark my words, next R. Enke

He scored in the Knockouts in 2014
Which is more than your favorite midget can say

bummer

Higuain was great in La Liga, though, but, sure, he was garbage in CL

>MFW

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>JUST

to be fair it wasn't so much Higuain leaving, it was Bale arriving

oh my fucking god
how is this man still alive????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

he has got to be the biggest choker in sports history.

is it likely to happen?

would be an awesome signing

just fuck my shit up

he wont leave until 2017 and everyone will have forgotten about him again