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MICHIGAN BUCKS
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First for give me a fiver please
3rd for /outshagginmate/
Unis finished mate. No idea where you're shagging.
Such a PDL judge desu
>cousins
>plural
Was only one m8. Also it was a 2 pumps 1 squirt situation so it doesn't really count anyway
Absolutely sweating when my delivery driver turned out to be a qt
Don't ban me euan
Why is betting so gay, lmao
im on Ceara-se fh reback - theyre the better team
There are other women out there mate zzzzz
Such a character
Euan is MERCILESS, even grindrposting will incur his wrath
need wimbledon to return like air
Shaking at this.
>He doesn't just bang prime fresh uni slags zzzzzz
1 sleep and it's here lid.
11111111111
Scored just after staking. NOICE
Surely none of us are bowcats here? Can tell Juve would definitely munch it if given the chance.
The thought of licking a vagina makes me shudder. You guys were j-joking r-right?
got fh dnb @14 too
No, vaginas are disgusting lid, only lick my bf's penis here
Over 2.5 on the Salt Lake VS Seattle game, odds are still at 1.8
small on vasco da gama o2.5
Yes yes well done Derby City Rovers, well done. HOWEVER
Had to lick my cousins and it tasted SO SO bad. Genuinely almost put me off girls for life
Very very worried about you.
Will personally rearrange your incisors if it doesn't come in
I am genuinely shivering at this Juve. Will never lick pussy in my life. Allah forbid.
Nth for STILL waiting on membership fees
boom
No m8, I'll be able to walk if Isner loses.
Night lids
My bank roll is currently £200 a week, I'm so sure that I've put most of it on the game.
Please lend me a fiver
I don't like this meme
Please lend me a meme
All out of memes. Put it all on stocks betting on Brexit not happening.
...
puting a sheeky on Pereira
Is there a limit to how many tips you make on TT? I've won and lost quite a few, but my yield/profit hasn't changed in days
no, If one of your tips hasn't settled it will hold up the tips after it that have settled.
so yeah the stats don't change till everything has been settled
>tfw I was this > < close to putting $1k on a 3x short pound / long dollar ETF last week and I chickened out because that lady is kill and british people i meet don't seem that inbred but now george soros is getting all my profits
hold me /bet/
>there are people in this thread that listen to a trip that tips shit that loses at 1.16 odds
really makes you think
No one listens to him
>Pereira will never score in my lifetime
I'm talking about you
pmsl. Hass btfo
;_; b-but my marge tip won
overwatch patch taking SO LONG.
Don't @ me ever again Sun Gook Chan
>playing video games
You have to be 18 to gamble lid.
Don't be so salty. It is all fun and games here.
Tears only when you lose your bets, not your cool.
>Tears only when you lose your bets, not your cool.
Did you put that in a fortune cookie lad
Don't like the RSL/SEA over, especially not with those lineups. RSL 1st string SEA 2nd string without any firepower, will be defensive all the way through, and in a cup match.
But I hope for all your sakes im wrong
enough with the racism lad, this is a blue board
what else is their to do to past the time during the australian day when theres fuck all to bet on lid?
besides I'm improving my mouse ability so i can put bets on quicker :^)
Yeah. How else do I get money to piss away on shit bets?
Singapore lad knows I'm kidding lid, I'm sure he's kekking out loud
CANNOT wait till Hass is deported desu
Hass is a +Ev trip.
Posts decent bets and doesn't turn into a coward when we banter with eachother, He also doesn't hide like bitchanon when his tips don't come in.
Well, apart from when he hid after LEAVE won due to being so shred with his politics degree from a polytechnic.
PML
Got my green card you cheeky cunt
>degree from a polytechnic
You didn't go to uni did you lad?
Also please tell me more about how you knew Leave would win, need to know what you knew that people whose jobs and livelihood depend on analyses and predicting these things didn't.
Also when you samefag it would be a little less obvious if you didn't autopost exactly 1 minute after
I'm sure DutchAnon will be willing to undertake your services ;)
You know all about samefagiing, don't you mate? No need to cry about losing on a sure thing; all you had to do was look at the last general election and see the increase in votes that UKIP got and you'd see that there was an increase in EU resentment in the country. Let's also not forget that Cameron only got into power because he promised a referendum on the EU.
If that MP hadn't been killed and we didn't have so many liberals, LEAVE would have won by a landslide; which is why all the "shrewd" people put money on it.
>You didn't go to uni
You're mixing up Uni and polytechnic mate, your "degree" isn't worth the paper it's printed on :)
At least Juveguy is no longer the biggest retard in these threads
>You're mixing up Uni and polytechnic mate, your "degree" isn't worth the paper it's printed on :)
So you realise you're saying that you go to a polytechnic right? Not even sure how you've managed that, since there haven't been any since the 90s.
What the fuck do I say to this lids
>he didn't get a degree in the 90s
No wonder you voted REMAIN
Tell her you're the same colour as shit so you can sympathise
You could say; 'Yeah you're pretty ugly, but at least you're not a paki... wtb?'
Alright lids
Whats THE bet for wimblydon tonight?
other than big john
>implying it isn't juveguy.
Got a working theory that Juveguy is behind a number of different /bet/ personalities.
Use /fit/ approved pick up lines
Wish you were at least funny, but no you're an insipid moron.
Filtered.
I'd prefer olive toned desu
Get a part time afternoon job mate. From 1pm- 6.30pm there is literally nothing to bet on around the world.
thats shit as then.
PMSL at how forced the clip of Lebron and Chris Paul saying that women were good at basketball was
Looks like your RSL o2.5 bet isn't happening senpai. Unless there is some blitz 2nd half.
Tad worried about it, but there's still 60 minutes of play left.
'Let's not turn this rape into a murder' is a classic
You jest but I have had it work on tinder before. Avoid the creepy ones.
Can't wait till /beet/ gets wind of my new TT profile tomorrow. Literally giggling here
bet on mariners to win. winning by 4 runs, then the tigers get 7 runs in one inning.
Thats why I love betting on baseball.
Creepy ones can work very well if you have a certain boyish charm about you I reckon. Going to be banned very soon, so before I go I would advise getting on FC Tucson, feel like the line has gone too low because of the slow start.
They have a good squad out, top scorers and assists
>o8.5 in the Dodger game
>8 runs in the first 5 innings
>0 since
Crying if there's not another run scored
Would wait for -0.75 though. Laguna are keeping pressure on,
Don't need the money lid.
i have only lost money in base ball, i actually havn't wont a bet in a long time. hopefully baltimore o.8.5 comes though
>overs in a Padres game
>overs in a Padres game at PETCO
Why though?
Also, what's with this post m8? Tigers didn't even play the Mariners, they played the Marlins
i thought it would be a high scoring game. probably going to take a break from betting after tennis tipster's bets come though
>Put in a cheeky mug bet for U4.5 runs yesterday
>First two innings both teams score 4 runs
>Sweating hard
>Other team scores 2 more runs
>Give up
>Check scores later
>They didn't score any runs for the rest of the game
GOTTA love luckswing.
replied to the wrong thread. yeah the marlins, i need a break
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San Diego is a pitchers park by definition though. Dimensions favor a low scoring game, plus the air there just absolutely kills the ball
Fair play
>u4.5 runs
>First two innings both teams score 4 runs
>Sweating hard
>Other team scores 2 more runs
What am I reading
ive been just tailing people, definitely need to stop betting on MLB, although i love watching
Isn't that a total of 10 runs?
Am I missing something here?
think be meant u.8.5
Lisicki and Ferrer
Even if it was u8.5, that adds up to 10
40 minutes for one more goal, as it's a draw I doubt Salt Lake won't get one more. They're playing at home and the last games have been 2-1, 3-1 and 2-1
Still over 8.5
No I meant I had U4.5 runs for the first 5 innings. They scored all their runs in the first 2 innings then never scored for the rest of the game.
Man you are shit at greentext
Need to fix that