What did they mean by this?

What did they mean by this?

What's that srsly?

it means you aren't a filthy subhuman if you have one of these

That's supposed to be a sink but really looks like a bidê.

It's used to wash your butthole after you take a shit so you don't have pieces of shit sticking on your butt cheeks all day long

Do they not have toilet paper in your third world shit holes?

Since toilet paper perfectly performs its role without any smell or discomfort, I assume they washing their assholes for some kind of sexual intercourses.

Do you have aids?

No, but if I had, then what?

Those are nice magazine holders, my house had one full of reading material for poop time.

Most people use both, filthy amerishart nigger

This is when the american mind blows.

Toilet paper does not clean your buyt completely.
It's like saying "why take a shower when you can rub your body with a towel"

thing to wash your asshole, balls, pussy I suppose

I love water on my but after a good shit. How can someone be against this?

irrelevant since your asshole will be clean until that 30 second shit. there isn't enough time for dirt to settle and it's on a small smooth area of your body (the asshole). toilet paper works great.

t. delusional stinky ass amerilard

it's to watch feet before praying allah

Sounds like the 5 seconds rule of shit.

Toilet paper doesn't get rid of it retard just pour melted chocolate on your arm and try to wipe it off

Amerishit

t. closed minded retards

Do not feign ignorance, false flagger. I know Americans know what bidet is because I saw Crocodile Dundee.

Are you telling me you shave your ass?

they mean to wash their assholes for anal sex
not that hard to imagine, you just have to get into the mindset of a third-worlder without access to contraceptives (or education, for that matter)

You have no idea what lengths eurosexuals are willing to go to to make their asshole look appealing. Cosmetic surgery has gone too far.

That said, you're still a pig if you diss the bidet.

Wait so these aren't just horizontal urinals?

Dis my brozers.

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someone post stats on how many countries actually have these installed. Thanks

Only Italy has bidets, France and Spain occasionally have them, same as south america, Japan has it in the toilet, middle east and south asia uses something like a shower head next to the toilet and apparently so does Finland

AYYY LMAO

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Here and in Argentina bidets are in every house as a standard feature.

I'm not sure about the rest of South America.

Japs have their bides installed in the toilet itself. Must be very confusing for him.

God I fucking love-hate you amerilardic pieces of wonderful shit

I mistakingly thought that was to wash face with stronger stream, never noticed that exisred for washing ass.
And I remember I dried my clothes on them

old houses has
new "houses" have like 10m2 in Santiago so no

Every home bathroom in Portugal has a bidet as well.


American homes don't because they'd be pointless to install them there. Marts, on the other hand...

why eurooeans wash their ass and hands at the same place?

>tfw told it was a urinal
>tfw told it is a baby's bath tub
>tfw told it's a sink for midgets and kids
seriously, what kind of shithole do you live in if you have to wash your dirty arse in a sink with your bare hands instead of taking a fucking shower if you want to be clean so much
>CAPTCHA: clean

Spot pies from across the room
Every step I take, makes the floor go boom
Take the pack and check the price
Discounted, half eated by mice
Make my way to the front checkout
The quickest way I'm trying to scout
Aisles get close they touch my fat
No other country really has to deal with that
Suddenly I can feel a fart
I try to stop, but I feel the cheeks part
The whole bowel's what it's got instore
Realise that I can't make it to the door
And I
SHART IN MY PANTS

This almost always happens you can take my word
I can never hold in my big fat turd
I'm American, it's something we fancy
And now I
SHART IN MY PANTS

Everyone knows about the state of my butt
Everyone at the back, everyone at the front
Now I'm sitting here, chillin' in my own muck

I won't go home and change.

subhuman anglo monkey

it was customary here to have bidets here, but in newer houses it's a rare sight

> amerisharts and other anglo scum walk around with their buttcheeks and arsehole full of stinky shit

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS TURD UP

cut your nails you disgusting asshole

LMAO.

ARGENTINA

FUCKING ARGENTINA

LMAO

As an European with an incredibly hairy butthole living in the US, I truly miss my beloved bidet.

why don't you just get one?

are bidets really that rare in other countries?
I don't think I've ever seen a bathroom without a bidet.

If you've ever used a bidet in life you deserve to be killed

>said the filthy amerishart and kept on grinding shit remains in his ass hairs against the chair

for washing your private parts

very useful for murricans who shart a lot

If space is your problem, buy a butt hose, mate.

shave your ass and keep it shaved

only arab blood subhuman meds need to wash their asses

Well how are you going to dry your asshole when it's all wet, toilet paper? Yeah that sounds fun picking specks of damp toilet paper out of my ass, you fucking pasta nigger.

How do I get a bidet? Or better yet, a Japanese toilet? I used them when I was in Japan, it was amazing. If I have my gf use it, will it prevent me from getting diarrhea the day after I eat her ass?
How do I explain it and not get weird looks

>mfw this thread

the water clears the shit, when you're finished, your ass is wet but just with water, that's no problem, just pull your pants up you retarded fatfuck.

So you idiots just walk around with wet assholes? Christ you people are dumb.

no, some people use towels to dry their ass, I don't like that, it dries on it's own it doesn't bother me.

She will get some great pussy stimulation and dump you later m8, dont do it

Okay I take back my insults, now I'm a legit curious. How can you tell if your ass is clean?

Literally cannot wrap my mind around how you are supposed to use these

because I spray water at it at 120km/h for 2 straight minutes.

and this is after I used toilet paper, so you just know.

But I thought you didn't use toilet paper, also two minutes? Jesus that's a long time. All this seems like too much of a hassled to clean your butthole, not even women go this far.

amerisharts could use this desu

Two minutes spraying water? Really?
I wash my ass like I'd do in shower. Then I use a little bit of paper to dry it and, at the same time, check if it is clean.

I was exaggerating m8.

if you think about it 120km/h would destroy my intestines.

it's more like 15-30 seconds, depending on the dump

Nah m8. he is right. You are still all babarians.

I have never seen one of these and i couldn't care less

>filthy mexican has never heard of a hygenic device

I don't think anyone would ever be surprised at all.