Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.

Claimed.

Claimed

Shino Club in session.

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She's said that before

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You seemed distraught. Just making sure you were all right.

im ok just finished playing some arcade game with friends hbu

still here


and


thats ok. you cant be as bad as the people were this one time when i worked at a fair as a ticket guy
hi

Switch places with whoever you're angry with. Try to get some insight. Don't be judgemental.

what games?

That's what you meant. Didn't know you were referring to my previous point of not seeing bottle's liquid level. I just don't hold it that much, I usually settle it down on something. Mug's just more convenient for me.

Hey friendo.
You have a really interested buddy there.

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>(not to waifus, no worries)
I ain't worried, I actually constantly remind Pinky of the fact that when I was in like the fifth grade I got off to his waifu.
Side note, you caused a shitstorm, didn't ya?

>Posting this picture again because I like it
Claimed.

Blair the cat claimed.

claimed.

ashlotte in case you thought I meant a different ashely

Yukkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Well ya did it, ya killed off the fun I actually had, all that whining sure paid off, ya happy now?

Im all the way in fucking dallas..

Guess he didnt play alot of halo?

Claimed

I'm stealing her

Claimed

So its official

>claiming

that is nice

Yeah it's a habit picked up from party crowds. There was a bad trend of people drugging party goers and robbing them. So I've always kept my beers in hand.

what's going on

Shit dude you can't do that.

That ain't cool.

He asked how to not find irl little girls hot, we told him.

What happened ? care to share?

I was never angry, I used my insult that means Im completely not serious about it. (Apply noose). I did try to give advice, it was that he would grow out of it. It just seemed like overactive hormones.

Rory-sama claimed

Listening to Nirvana reminds me of all the times I tried to kill myself when I was 13 - 16.

Good times.

Time to relisted to all of Nirvana's songs.

Claimed

Claimed.

Zozzle.

Mainly Reach, that's what I remember us dicking around on.

Ah all those hours spent in Forge, good times.

>Best idol claimed

Yes.

its called duck game was goffy and fun i liked it

no you just sperged and told him to kill himself

>Reach
Jesus christ you joined at a very late time, that F@G stuff was during halo 3

I'm not fond of parties, why I'm not familiar with your customs. Not a bad habit to have if you're with the wrong crowd.

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>drinks
Its illegal to be double parked with my friends, if they spot you with 2 open drinks then one has to disappear quickly.
But we all did that, holdovers from nights out as well.
>250x250
Nigga please
Save the actual pic

Well, thank you for caring so much.
I'd say I'll survive.

Ay gurl

yeah they are pretty nice
well i worked the stadium gate for a fair and people would get piss drunk and be upset when i wouldnt let them in without a ticket. some guy even spit on me. he was escorted out though by the nice security guy that stood next to me every night
i think ive seen gameplay. title screen is a spoof of doom?

Chilling

Yooooooooo

Mashed potatoes thick

Thats what they say. When you hit rock bottom at least you can only go up from there

>esdeath telling someone they spurged

Best advice, friend.
Always remember to see the world through someone else's eyes, because you're not the only person who thinks they're correct.

>rolling
>If trips Pinky's gotta find a new waifu

Reasonable, and fair.

>All the times I tried to kill myself when I was 13 - 16
I feel like shit because I relate to this and I was just an angsty POS teenager.

Eh, surely it doesn't matter.
You're on an anonymous imageboard, it's not like you can spoil your reputation somehow.

Hello, friend.

Regardless, it makes sense to keep your beer in hand, right crowd or not. It's not like someone has to get your trust to drug your drink, my dude.

I'm done now I just hope you get someone who actually cares and won't fuck around like you do

No I'm not, I'm not happy.
Because you're cool too. I want you to be happy too, ya know?
We're all people.

I'm really sorry it ended like this. I've been up for too long and I'm tired. But next time you're on I'll ask you how your day is. And hopefully you won't hate me too much to tell me.

I'm glad you did, Rory. Some good advice is something we all need.

I don't drink around others.

That's asinine.

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Why are you doing this to me?
>not that I'm complaining~

>maki
I dunno man. Maki could pull it off~

>that might be my favorite pic of her

The best feeling in the world! They don't understand. On Friday, my employer was sent a link from a Taiwan company and the dude literally translated the ENTIRE SITE PAGE on Google translate. Said that it's he still can't understand it. I refresh the page, he was looking elsewhere, and I clicked "translate page" on top right. Told him I was done and he asked how'd I did it.

I said "boi. Look and pay attention" I rushed the page and it went back to its Taiwanese font, showed him the translate page and he felt dumb for the entire day

Ohhh too bad. Im about 20 minute away from mine;)

Yup

Shit

If i gotta find a new waifu ill just steal yours
>like i just did

>all the times I tried to kill myself when I was I 13 - 16
Tried 2 times a long time ago but I pussied out both times

You got lucky this time, but next time I'll have my trips and my waifu.

yeah thats it. alot of laughing
>feels good man

i know i do from time to time but he always seems ready to start shit for no reason

Heyoo, how was Father's Day?
That'd be a first, you're welcome to try

What a piece of shit that guy must be then and I've never seen a person asking for tickets on fairs this way or drunk people , only kids and elderly folks and I never go in the rides I scared I might get scared. If that makes sense .

I'm bored.

Piece of shit.. SHIT, ONE DAY I will come and fuck you til you love me, faggot!

Stay strong.

Heya, Pinky.
How've you been, mate?

How so?
I don't drink period, I'm just a cautious person, so you may have to enlighten me.

>Like I just did
>Two off
Sending good vibes your way so you can steal my waifu next thread and put me out of my misery so I can't post here anymore

I like that saying

No attention for kitty?

...okay..

Yeah. I'm out of the angsty "fuck the world" stuff.

still want to die, though.

Yo~
>Penny Claim
>I should be in bed
>fuck that though.

So, how're you my dude?

Have a (You)

who are you? ive never dated any waifu, besides one :p

I know the feel.

If ya need anyone to talk to you have my steam. Just message me and I'll reply.

Claimed.

>Karen
Huh, I can see it as a problem, but I really don't think they went full ERP.
I don't know what happened in the last thread.
But I do know that arguments in the threads really bother me and I try my best to avoid them.
I don't see you any differently for your saying.
I want everyone to enjoy their time here, and not go too far against the rules.
>Shiro
Bait was strong.... Very.
Dang.......
>Shinoa
Thanks for the info Shipmaster.
I try to ignore them, but it seems it's all over the thread.

>cant post here anymore
Gurl you aint gettin away that easy
Ima put u on a boat

The way Tomoko dresses.

She's a normalfag like you, isn't she?

>Waifu discussing, missed it.

What you said isn't incorrect. That's just logical in general. Being Inebriated and not being at your best functional level around others in it's own right is asinine. If you can't trust them enough to not drug your drink, you shouldn't be getting drunk around them period.

Yeeeeeee...

>notices
Kitty!
Sup winnerrette

I think I scared Makoto away from waifu with my lewdness.
>Feels bad.
Checked
Do you liiiiiike them?~
Bath with a kitty?
>I'm game.

>Mizore

glad you had some fun man
well if i remeber correctly it was the rodeo night so tickets were like 10 dollars a piece. same thing for the concert night as well except i think those were 15 and destruction derby was 20
oh how did last night turn out after the guys left?
it was ok. not any fathers
hello

ARE YOU FINALLY ALIVE??

Im not huge on cats but fuck it..

THATS WHAT YA GET FOR DENYING ME OF MY LEWDS YA SHIT

Can I claim all shots's ?

Kitty, hobbies?

I know you already picked one but left many of us hanging just take care

He was talking more in a nightclub setting, with friends, not just with friends.

>Rory-sama

Kek aren't most of us are? Got Netflix? I'd recommend gotham

One day but not today~ °_*

Try being gentle with approaches

Kek I'm about to sleep mang

Yeah it tends to happen

>3
Oh yeah that wasn't really around my time. I mean I played it with him but Reach is all I know.

>Mash Potatoes
That's pretty damn thick.

>Maki could pull it off~
Apply noose. Thinking of her like that disgusts me.

The

Shota's *

oh and i like roller coasters. they are pretty neat

Clubs. That's just asinine.

>noticed
I had a huge crush on Blair in the sixth grade.
Good pick, friend.

As am I. I still think people suck, and rightfully so, but I'm not edgy about it by any means. If anything, I'm more defeated.
Sometimes I want to die, but I can't, because I made it my life goal to create something even better than all of my heroes did, so I can tear them down and be the best musician ever.
Maybe then, I'll kick the bucket.

I'm doing good.
Killer headache, a little exhausted, and staying up solely out of obligation because I have things to take care of. I was around people and family all day, so I'm worn down.
You?

Put me on a ship with Hanako.
I roll regularly to steal Hotaru, and become Hanako's shipmate.
Sort of like a fucked-over coup.

Drinking doesn't always equate to being inebriated though.
I could hypothetically drink around at the parties I don't go to, but I wouldn't be in a state of mind that was altered until a few in.

I'll get her this time

It's just a thread

That's why I never drink at clubs, I don't want some asshole drugging me and sticking me on a slave market. Fuck that.

Based on her clothing? That's the impression she gives. But you shouldn't judge a book by its cover.

If she isn't in her school uniform it seems to be graphic meme tees or loose dresses.

Personally, I like her uniform but her plain clothes are just silly.

What of Ruri? Gothic lolita is great and all, but don't you find her normalfag clothes cute in their own way?

I do, but I haven't used it in a while.

Hobbies?

Nothing special, mainly just play video games and contemplate my life slowly going downhill into an eventual hellhole.

Other than that, no hobbies.

Fuck off Shiro.

I don't care for my reputation ever.

Saying asinine is asinine

Oh.
>Ok

Another day your safe.. another day passes til the day of your rektening

Gotcha, I miss halo 3.. the one on xbone isnt the same

Mugi is pretty good at the sexing.

Just saying.