DEFCON WARNING SYSTEM JUST WENT LEVEL 3 (YELLOW)

DEFCON WARNING SYSTEM JUST WENT LEVEL 3 (YELLOW)

MULTIPLE REPORTS OF MYSTERIOUS AND/OR UNPREDICTABLE MOVEMENTS OF U.S. AND RUSSIAN MILITARY ASSETS

POTENTIAL THREAT OF IMMINENT ENGAGEMENT WITH RUSSIA

I WILL KEEP YOU ALL POSTED

>defconwarningsystem.com/

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thebulletin.org/timeline
youtube.com/watch?v=aaFJqaQF-5M
thebulletin.org/press-release/doomsday-clock-hands-remain-unchanged-despite-iran-deal-and-paris-talks9122
youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
youtube.com/watch?v=tF22gFtopm4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock
youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
youtube.com/watch?v=2kP-vuOy8cU
youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
youtube.com/watch?v=VWPACef2_eY
youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Fake and gay

So why exactly did it move up if there's no real change?

CHECK THE SITE FOR YOURSELF

DEFCON IS A WELL-KNOWN PRIVATE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE BROADCASTING SYSTEM WHICH CONFERS DATA FROM MULTIPLE INDEPENDENT SOURCES

THIS MAY BE SOMETHING, OR IT MAY BE NOTHING, BUT IT DEFINITELY ISN'T FAKE

Everyone let OP have his moment of thinking hes gonna be in a Sup Forums best moments thread.

it's lit fam

>private military intelligence broadcasting system

If its private Military then why the hell is it public?

>this is relevant

thebulletin.org/timeline


"IT IS STILL 3 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
3 minutes to midnight
2016: "Last year, the Science and Security Board moved the Doomsday Clock forward to three minutes to midnight, noting: 'The probability of global catastrophe is very high, and the actions needed to reduce the risks of disaster must be taken very soon.' That probability has not been reduced. The Clock ticks. Global danger looms. Wise leaders should act—immediately." See the full statement from the Science and Security Board on the 2016 time of the Doomsday Clock."


Is it just me, or does anyone hope for the big one to happen- that which ends all?

Private as in private enterprise, it reports from various independent military sources.

Oh look, it's happening for the thousandth time this month. Go shit up /x/ with your ronpaulhappening.jog shit, faggot.

ALERT STATUS FOR 9:43 P.M. SUNDAY JUNE 19TH, 2016

CONDITION CODE IS YELLOW: DEFCON 3

youtube.com/watch?v=aaFJqaQF-5M

I want it to happen so it can be Fallout. Anyone else want Fallout in real life?

dumbass this is just a website some yuppie cooked up.

The DEFCON Warning System is a private enterprise which monitors world events and assesses nuclear threats against the United States by national entities. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a nuclear attack.

Fallout wouldn't happen nigger. We'd all be dead, some sooner than others.

Have you ever heard of a story called "the boy who cried wolf"?

As it turns out, a military engagement between the U.S. and Russia has been brewing for a while now, and the situation is anything but stable.

But hey, go ahead and don't prepare for the first DEFCON 3 alert since 9/11. It's no skin off my back, family.

I'm comfy.

>the full statements

thebulletin.org/press-release/doomsday-clock-hands-remain-unchanged-despite-iran-deal-and-paris-talks9122

I don't know, that sounds a lot like Fallout

no i also want the World to go out with a bang

You do realize the world has to end, right? That it will indeed, end right? You do know this? It's only a matter of time and how it will end, but it WILL END.

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>The first DEFCON 3 since 9/11
The site clearly states it doesn't represent the official alert status of the USG, fucknuts. The last official DEFCON 3 may have been 9/11, this isn't official and is therefore absolute horseshit.

Just sit back, relax and listen to some good last moments music. youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

you will be gay, its just a matter of time

Good

Wrong one. youtube.com/watch?v=tF22gFtopm4

We are at DEFCON 3 because the nogs in Cleveland are going apeshit.

>use this site then
thebulletin.org/timeline
This site is legit and the statements are far more terrifying.

i guess this means I need to get off the computer and go eat my supposed last meal... then come back and check the thread and the site..

Fucking Doomsday preppers I swear.

If the US Armed Forces were on Defcon 3 the world would fucking know about it. That site you posted doesn't mean shit. And trust me, I'm someone who can't wait for the world to end but that shit is fucking stupid.

Look at this homo trying to proselytize his religion of homosexuatheism.

have patience my soon-to-be-fucked-hard-friend

thebulletin.org/timeline

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_Clock

>The probability of global catastrophe is very high
While nuclear obliteration could happen it's most likely referring to climate change fucking up our planet.

Queer

You're platinum levels of gay bro

Itd be cool to be the last of the human race so that way there are no future peoples to enjoy life.

So, can a nuke be big and powerful enough to destroy America at once?

Fucking idiot, DEFCONS are classified information that's only relevant to a couple high end groups in government power and military. It's secret information that wouldn't be released publicly without a very detailed official statement along with it, most likely not even mentioning the current level, but just a description.

We had a good time guys. Good bye.
youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

It'd have to be so fat they would call it "the American"

Love you Sup Forumsros. Lets listen to some tunes and wait for Fallout to be real and kill each other for bottlecaps.

youtube.com/watch?v=2kP-vuOy8cU

with time you will accept the dick

Who gives a fuck? I hope all the nukes go off and kill us all. This world NEEDS to burn. Would I be afraid if it happened? Of course, I don't want to die... but at this point? I don't care. The world is beyond repair anyway. Our time has long since passed and it needs to be over.

youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc

Why do people automatically associate grapefruit knives with
autism? I have a vast shitstain collection, mostly Asian and
rasin turds which seem to be the main tissues, and I don't
scream the fact that this makes me automatic. I'm a virgo, yes,
but enemas actually make me MORE likely to get flaccid. I have
had countless siezures with cute, cute horses in my stables
about the horsebutts I have smelled I have been able to
freak to women for the first hour because they want to know about my
stupid Prius, or my latest Booboo handled cocaine habit. I dream of
meltinga girl called anus so I can say ''I own a Prius butt I want
a cute anus'', that is when I will lose my fuel injection. But I'm
not automatically acting like a cunt to these piss bottles to use as
often as I can. I have many friends who drink it.

What do you guys think will be valuable during Fallout? I need some bottle caps before I die m8s.

>not having the strength or courage to even try ot make it better
0/10

U.S scrambled fighters from R.A.F Lakenheath and R.A.F Mildenhall in britfag land,

just routine intercepts on russian nuclear bombers, been doing it since the 60's its nothing new

I agree, but even after humans destroy Earth, all the space probes sent out to Mars and various other places have human germs, DNA on it that could evolved into humanoids in billions of years. In fact, this is a concern NASA has so as not to accidentally create intelligent life or spread it.

It will take the destruction of the Universe to kill humans and be sure of it.
>an act of God

YES YES YES

CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN

Well the world does, not necessarily humans. Although they direction we are going will do it over soon enough.

ITS HAPPENING
TURN ON CNN

You don't even wanna be in Fallout? Whats wrong with you m8.

The universe itself has an expiration date. No human will achieve transcendence. No human survives. Allahu akbar.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe

>this late

it would of happened in the 50's but we decided to give peace a chance, in the post war environment

we have enjoyed the longest peace between nations in human history

i guess all we have done is delay the inevitable new war that we are all terrified of

ITT tinfoil thread

Why would spreading intelligent life be something to worry about?

Fallout is a shit series bro. Also, in the event of a scenario even somewhat resembling Fallout you'd probably be dead within minutes, no offense. All of your prepping won't save you. :^)

>typing in all caps
>heralding an event
>using diddy doodly widdle watchdog sources
Hello there /x/

we lit fam

So, is the website real or no? Or is something like this actually happening?

>mfw I live in Australia

Because we would have evolved so separately that contact with them would be hostile, could be exterminate them or be exterminated. We'd be so different that it would lead to violence. Just look at humans against humans today.

youtube.com/watch?v=VWPACef2_eY

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=kCpjgl2baLs

[spoiler]WTF m8[/spoiler]

Kek will appear at dawn 8 23 16 7 43

Its bullshit run by some nutjob. Its like the Doomsday Clock, but instead of being a metaphorical sign of how shitty we are as a species, its a rating of how paranoid the rednecks are.

Lol

I highly down there is any truth to this. There is nothing on any RELIABLE news source. So I call bullshit.

Fake. Dahboo77 hasn't made a video yet.

Fear porn star 77.

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but i havent finished bleach yet...

Hey, Dahboo is suoer credible. He makes videos on the internet catering to the paranoid and unhinged.

That's God's work.

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Greetings, professor falken. Would you like to play a game?

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Look at their FAQ

>implying /x/ isnt the best board

So is it fake? Or...

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>implying wading through 50,000,000 identically retarded threads is worth it for a few spoops

Can any militaryfags confirm this is fake and gay

When war breaks out

KILL THE BANKERS

Flamer

we ded

>implying none of the other boards are full of the same old bullshit

defcon 3 isn't shit, come back when its 2.
you dumbass, the site says its defcon 3 so it is defcon 3.
although nobody has confirmed or denied OPs claim so what OP said is probably bullshit, but the defcon is real

The only way it could be real is if it shows up somewhere else. The doomsday clock was updated for 2016 not tonight. It means something could very well happen in 2016.

Russia USA and UK need to join forces and bomb all of Middle East - then start deporting all Browns all world issues solved

The site says that it does not display the military's Devon system and runs off of what the general public is posting.

oh yeah i will take jet and get high in my powerarmor

even though OP is a fag, there have been a lot of recent provocations by the russians lately, they are just trying to get away with as much as they can while the cuck obama is still in power before things change for them next year when trump steps up

fucking waste ofmy dubs man