LA:Urias gets first MLB victory against Brewers WAS:Giolito pitches well in rain-shortened debut WAS:Bryce Harper homers as Nats take down Mets CHC:Jon Lester allows one run over 7 2/3 frames STL:Carpenter hits 14th homer, Cards top Royals KC:Lorenzo Cain diagnosed with hamstring strain ARZ:Zack Greinke leaves start with oblique issue MIN:Dozier keeps mashing, homers twice in victory LA:Joc Pederson leaves game with shoulder injury DET:Castellanos homers in Tigers' seven-run frame MIA:Giancarlo Stanton homers in losing cause BOS:Shaw homers, drives in five in win over Rays
this one doesn't even make sense and is worded like a retard
get your act together
Ian Bennett
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Owen Anderson
so fucking mad
Brandon Collins
*webm
Fuck you Microsoft surface
Jose Lewis
b-back above .500
Joseph Brooks
Fuck off
Ethan Jenkins
Cute. Got 52 wins yet?
Landon Stewart
Fuck you OP I chuckled
Nathan Anderson
ios can't really handle them either...
Thomas Adams
(You)
Jackson Collins
It looks like Anonymous and Anonymous, you indeed selected the right answer, good job.
Oh, sorry, I'm afraid that was the wrong answer, and it looks like you risked everything, including your trip This means the >rags tripfag finishes in last place, but Anonymous, you are the winners of this round! Congratulations, and we'll see you next time, on Jeopardy!
Josiah Moore
surface pro spellcheck strikes again
Thomas Gray
no ;-; you guys are taking the alw. i can only hope for a wc2
Don't worry user, M's will take the division, if only because rands don't deserve it. I'm sending some meme magic your way.
Jeremiah Nelson
You a real hotstove nigga if you remember dat meme
Ryan Brown
What meme ?
Jackson Morales
Sorry it's too cold for me to think now
Joseph Lewis
In 18.2 MLB innings this season, J.J. WHO?ver has given up 29 hits, including 9 (NINE) home runs, 12 walks, and 28 earned runs.
He has a 13.50 ERA, 9.90 FIP, and a 6.23 xFIP.
Joe DannemanVerified account @FOX19Joe 45m45 minutes ago That's the 6th grand slam given up by JJ Hoover in his career. That's a new #Reds record.
Chris BaileyVerified account @Kentuckyweather 27m27 minutes ago Remember 3 years ago when some people would say "stick to weather" because I said JJ Hoover was a terrible pitcher? #crickets
Terry Marshall @CoachMarshall31 33m33 minutes ago JJ Hoover just named starting pitcher of the home run derby! #reds
TitanicStruggle @TitanicStruggle 36m36 minutes ago "What is also amazing is the number of home runs that JJ Hoover gives up. I've never seen anything like it"Marty at the end of a brutal loss
Dan Hoard @Dan_Hoard 43m43 minutes ago Juan Francisco, Paul Goldschmidt, Allen Craig, Ike Davis, Starling Marte, Javier Baez...current members of "Grand Slam off JJ Hoover" club
Baseball @baseballminutia 46m46 minutes ago Pete Rose batted 14,053 times, and hit one grand slam. JJ Hoover has faced 1030 batters and given up 6 grand slams #Reds
Reds Baseball @RedsTalk2016 51m51 minutes ago HAHAHAHA. Literally no words. JJ Hoover is an absolute joke. I've never seen a more sorry excuse of a major league pitcher.
You may only reply to this post if your team is the best in baseball AND has the most meme manager the world has ever seen
Andrew Reed
Jints look like hot trash against the Ayyy's.
I see them losing 40 games post all-star break.
Charles Campbell
>if-Chicago-Cubs-make-playoffs Wow, such a lofty goal considering it's like 100% guaranteed according to Fangraphs.
Chase Hill
Absolutely garbage this series. Expect them to be swept by the A's.
Carter Bell
kek
Nathan Gray
Great game to watch. Twas a decent Houdini outing, and god damn, Kim is a spark. Schoop and Hardy looking sharp too.
Adam King
I expect no less from prolific April-August chokers
Chase Adams
Two years ago this team was the best in the league.
What the fuck went wrong?
Wyatt Howard
/boomstick/
Jaxson Moore
only reply if your team has 11 straight wins
Gabriel Price
Everything
>Pooholes is signed for another 5 (five) years
Austin Davis
bad management, no depth
Matthew Peterson
Jose Altuve has reached on base safely in 31 straight games.
Daniel Mitchell
You're welcome for win #11.
Joshua Martinez
/boomstick/
Austin Lopez
that's a big home run
Jose Ortiz
4U
Chase Gomez
typically i would shitpost about detroit but anything to fuck with pic related makes me happy
Joseph Adams
Marlins Man doesn't really care about the Marlins, like most Marlins "fans."
Jason Thomas
Huge fag desu
Jacob King
The sideburns draw even more attention to his saggy ears lol
Levi Stewart
LA guys better hope Kershaw doesn't have a spinal disc issue. Literally no cure. It never gets better, the only thing to do it to not become a fatass and put more pressure on the disc. Once it herniates enough to start pressuring and inflaming a nerve there's no way to stay sane other than narcotic pain meds.
Caleb Gonzalez
>LA guys better hope Kershaw doesn't have a spinal disc issue. Kershaw is 28 and has had three injuries from age 15-28.
Nolan Roberts
Can lightning strike twice with not-Tillman starters? Or is this nigga getting shelled tomorrow?
Parker Young
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Justin Ortiz
You have to go back
Jonathan King
FUCK YOU WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BEAT US
FUCKING SMUG ASS FROGPOSTING EAST BAY NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dominic Turner
>Ventura returns from suspension >gets BTFO and gives up 7 runs
LMFAO
little faggot can't fight OR pitch
Adam Morales
/swelmet/
Hudson Lewis
>SF losing 2 straight to the Athletics
Called it
Matthew Miller
No you didn't
Jacob Mitchell
he sounds like he's really hyped to hit so maybe that'll motivate him to really go deep so he can get as many ABs as possible.
Blake Hernandez
/roidgut/
Jonathan Bell
Well the general MO for the team is run support out the ass (but not for Gausman) so yeah, if he backs his own cause I'm all for it. Practice for the Eries.
Angel Flores
only if you let me huff a fart
Camden Jackson
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William Jackson
Guys...Panik was scratched out of the lineup because of concussion symptoms from getting hit in the head against the Rays...WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END!!??
I'm getting that odd, bad feeling again...make it stop
Jaxson Long
>tfw the Astros get 10 games above .500 and houstinsfags start getting cocky
Austin Bell
Astros fan here. Those are false flaggers or bandwagoners. Even if they get over by 10 or more, I know what's going to happen to the team come September/October, so it doesn't matter.
Colton Morales
>whos fan false flagging as an ASStros fan A R T R T
James Ward
/windians/
Anthony Clark
>being this obsessed with an irrelevant team
Camden Powell
We lost two games in a row, it happens chill out. Dont act like Pena hasnt been a great replacement. And GilAspie was 4 for 4 or someshit tonight. The outfield and bullpen are the problems
Anthony Young
Jays I know its what your pen does, but you better not blow this game
Landon Cruz
I know, it's just always fucking something
Javier Lopez should literally never be allowed to face a right handed batter again
Gabriel Collins
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Henry James
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Isaac Bell
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Liam Davis
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John Long
Literally common sense, im pretty sure DLaw was still in the pen too smfh
Carter Roberts
HAHAHAHAHA MY BAN IS FINALLY UP HAHAHA.
YOU THOUGHT TIKI AND RANGERS RUSSEL WILSON user WERE ANNOYING?!!
I AM THE KING OF DALLASPOSTING. BOW DOWN BEFORE ME YOU PEONS.
Brody Bell
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Connor Garcia
I waited out my ban. Not breaking any rules here toothpaste
Connor Wright
they didnt even delete the thread lmoa
Angel Campbell
Peavy is starting tomorrow.
They wanted to have 1 long reliever left (DLaw) just in case; since Stratton was already used in long relief yesterday because of Shork.
They ended up (also) using DLaw anyway ... good thing he only threw 4 pitches in getting that last 8th inning out.
Gabriel Gray
How come every team in baseball thinks they're rivals with the all mighty Texas Rangers?
It's especially pathetic how many Canadians think we even care about the blue gays.
Camden Phillips
/r/ the Person's Life, Not a Game saga image
Joshua Ramirez
Rangers have 51 wins and that is more than every team in the league
