Rate my dick Sup Forums

Rate my dick Sup Forums

sweet dick bruh

wtf

poast moar

would suck/10

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thanks

Plz r8

yellow tip/10

Looks like some slenderman r34 zoz

checkem

Plz bby
>I am master of angles

Rate

R8 please, m8s.

That thing is a fucking spear. You could do a prophylactic ovary removal with that thing.

Mutilated Jew dicks /10

Anyone else with hairy shafts? Swear to god this is only a mutilated guy thing.

yeah ive got under cock hair too

What about above, and sides? Are you cut?

rate? i'm about 6" hard

good one bro

Is that before or after you straighten it out?

Yeah because we totally chose to be mutilated and we totally wouldn't go back and stop it from happening if we could you fucking prick.

yeah cuz anyone who's cut at birth has a choice. i don't mind it though. i can already cum in like 2 seconds, i dont need to be MORE sensitive.

i like being cut

what do you mean?

What age is this dick?

i couldn't care less. i wish i was bigger, but at least i'm not smaller. rate?

Good for you you should've been allowed to choose for yourself instead of unwillingly being cut.

What does it feel to have retarded parents that do that

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Second reply is right, I mean your parents could have let you stay with a cheesy uncut smelly cock.

G spot killing machine/20

no idea. i've lived on my own since i was 17, i really couldn't care less about my parents. you choose your friends, not your family. your family cuts your foreskin off without your permission.

Thoughts?

Yeah because the scarring pulls the skin around the base further up the shaft. Almost everyone who is cut has that

Can u post ur naked body i wanna jerk off baby

Earthworm/10

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Im pretty sure thats a dead guys rigor mortis dick. Look at the walls, that pic was definitely taken in a morgue

lol uhhh

ladies love it

mine

Kek

Top kek

I can't stand this seriously one of the only things left I enjoy in life and it's ruined too


Why the fuck did I have to be mutilated

Because America is lead by and historically influenced by Jews? Because you're all religiotards? Because there's profit to be made from the foreskin in the pharmaceutical industry?

Did you know that a part of you was sold to someone else for profit without you having any say?


Americans are THE biggest cucks on the planet.

I'm so depressed from it. Sex is everywhere and everyone enjoys it but everytime I think of it or see it I just think of how I am ruined

Hygiene not a thing in your family then.

Is this concept art for earthworm jim?

Totally a defensive thing a cheese dick would say.

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lol get the fuck over it. no one cares about your stupid fucking cock but you. jesus christ, live your life you fucking retard

If you let it make you feel that way, then the Jews have won

That's the point you nigger I care about it, it's mine and it was fucking robbed from me. Now I have an ugly shaft hair ridden tight and dry dick versus what nature fucking intended

rate please

wow, thats a long one
admirable length, really exemplary
pencildick, thin for length
well-trimmed
big mushroom head
flare of cockhead strange
cockhead overly squat

7/10

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jesus, are you crying over there too? you sound like an absolute pussy. you should worry more about manning up and getting some pussy with your all around average dick then crying about it like a little virgin bitch. there's nothing you can do about it, so get over it. god damn, fucking sissy.

I want to see more of you

Thats a nice one
livable length, unignorable girth
sexy pubes
great mushroom head, perfectly shaped
coloration is off, somewhat sallow
skin looks healthy and strokable

7/10

lol the head glows a different color on this one

Kek

Dicks are weird bruh.

That being said. Ne1 care to r8?

this. stfu user. being uncut wouldnt make your microcock any bigger so just get over it.

picture too dark
nice round balls
big towering dick
dark circumcision scar?
puckered piss slit?

6.5/10

ok

People like you keep excusing the fucking disgraces on humanity this fucking barbarism, no wonder it still happens. Faggots like you who are too weak to face up to the fucking truth, keep telling yourself you're okay.

jewish

>microcock

Regardless of what I or you think of the looks that's obviously false.

admirable cockhead, best mushroom
ok length and hardness
masculine veins
irritated skin by cockhead
big birthmark? blotched

6/10

lol no, i just have better things to worry about. like practically anything. if you want to march on washington against circumcision, do it. i don't honestly give two shits about it. too weak? nah, just too over it to care.

nah, shit's pretty small. looks MAYBE 5"

lol someone thinks he's way more important than he actually is

>too over it to care
>doesn't care about a part of his most precious body part being cut off against his will and mutilating him for life

Fucking cuck

It's over 6" erect.

most perfectly average American penis
nice natural looking hair
average size, well-shaped
good two-tone coloration
interesting line down the shaft, vein?

6/10

It's not just about me it's about the millions of people being mutilated and the fact that even in first world nations in 2016 this shit still happens

i doubt that. i'm just over 6" hard

so start a petition lol

honestly unratable
your dick goes in the "special class"
not a bad dick, would still suck
just hard to rate

:(

I can press my iPhone 6+ next to it and it is about the same or a little bigger. The 6+ is 6.2 inches. I'm sure.

I don't know if the middle is a vein or what

Rate

wtf why are you eating spam?
WWII is over
helmet head
nice and hard
ok size
good two-tone coloration
head too red, especially on ridge
overall too shiny
Piss slit kind of recessed

4.5/10

R8

lol it's a rug, i collect weird shit. you must not like lube, huh?

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not much nice to say
savage looking

4/10

R8

this 'rater' is wack

Rate?

Now here is something special
a real treat to the eyes
perfect bush
ok length, real good girth
big mushroom head
sexiest precum. so hot!
balls too tight to body

8/10

Jesus Christ, what did you run full speed into a wall cock-first? Shit is exactly 90° FAM. You could level shelves and picture frames with that shit bro. A²+B²=C², ol' Pythagorean theorem dick fam, solve for c.

wtf is that

R8? Nah?

Ok. Carry on folks, nothing to see here.

ugly
hair all up the shaft, ew
tight and dry
unnatural

0/10 cut it off

7/10 would choke on

dick in chastity, catheter, diaper

take that thing to omegle. you'd drop some jaws