Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
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No.
>Maybe If I feel like it. But I doubt I will.
It's just an ass with hair bcus no trim.
>You did the ice cube thing.
I told you to get alot.
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If trips i steal your waifu
My friend, this was not entirely your fault and you know it.
You do deserve it, man. I'm certain that you do, even if I know little. And, if I may say so, I believe that you are a lovely person.
If you feel like talking in a more private setting, I can contact you by way of Discord. Though, fair warning, I don't have very many valuable things to say.
It was too cold and it got stuck and i had to wait for it too melt
still here
and
thats ok and dont stay up for me. why is that?
its the only market store around for about 200 miles so yeah
sure is a cold night tonight...
If trips Kyouko lewd get
>Your waifu looks cute
Awww, thanks! Your waifu is adorable!
>outside of thread
Outside of thread I work as a professor in the naval war college. I also do a bunch of misalaeneous stuff in my free time... What do you do outside of thread?
I don't recognize your roll
You sucked on it right?
Also yeah you're supposed to let them melt. Makes clean up easy.
KYOUKO LEWDS!
Don't you dare visit me Makato!
Sleep.
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Why wouldn't I stay up just for you after all I waited all day for it.
I don't know , you seem too good and I'd really like to try this.
youtu.be
Addictive music
Eat your breakfast in peace.
You could easily look for them yourself.
You know that, right?
well i will be here tomorrow unless i pass out after work.try what?
Kek!
I want to see what pics kyoko has!
QOTT - Have you ever been arrested? If you have, were you charged?
Yes and no.
Already moved onto coffee.
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Tzet bu'ne Ika?
Holidays are crazy when they come around.
Does the staff treat ya good? Or keep to yourself?
>Naval war college
Dang, that's impressive!
And thank you!
I'm not into anything interesting, work at a food plant, do odd jobs if they come up. and draw when I have the time. Maybe soon I'll start going to the gym.
>Not realizing I'm good at math and can locate where you are now.
Hehe~
>Something something, warm together~
>Also Virginia cold as fuck, just starting to warm up.
Ever had to many options to make conversation so you end up smashing them all together^
>Mizore
yeah just had a rodeo. it was packed but its over and quiet down a bit. i dont talk to anyone really unless its to ask what i should do
Yeah i sucked on it
It was so goddamn cold though
Why do you have a megumin tab open?
Anyone miss this greentext?
You can go to sleep if you got work tomorrow I will also be here , I do not work tomorrow . day off but I do have to help again to remove trees and stuff.
Try hanging out with you and ever more than just hanging If you will.
And this is not just the drunk writing but I'm already falling for you. and I'll apologize for that if that is an inconvenience at the moment.
but i cannot read! Non posso leggere che tu scrivi!
read no. i am a good boy, although i have been caught stealing
O-oh, I um, no reason! just for science and such!
re roll/
The gym is a great place to go. After a long workout, it is hard not to be happy! However, if you do go to the gym, make sure to work your entire body so that you dont up up looking dispropotionate. :p
Are you the one trying to steal my megu?
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Kanaya claim 8: Electric boogaloo
no ill be up for a bit more. i do have work tomorrow and i hope your tree removing stuff works. i dont know hanging out sounds fine. its not bad dont worry about it
You're really good at this, I really do appreciate every word you put down. I'm lovely? Aw, dude. I'm only like that with people I'm comfortable with and genuinely like. For example; you, you're a very lovely person aswell. Taking time out of whatever you were doing to just talk to me. I know I say it a lot but I really, really appreciate that.
About Discord..?
I find your offer really inviting, I really do. But I just think that I need to keep on, keeping on. If you know what I mean. Dwelling on something like this, it's going to make me feel worse.. if thats possible by now.
Thank you, please enjoy your night, and I'm sorry about the bad news.
I had police called on me for reasons.
No I wasn't charged.
>I don't like the job police do now.
Yeah it numbs it up real quick, allows more relaxation which make more ice fit.
I'm an idiot.
nope. i was was going to join in just to make you mad and make it more confusing though. in the end, i couldnt find the image location and then i forgot all about it.
kek. its funny for me. and anonimity doesnt help either. its alright
>ika
>claiming your affection
Are you busy with something at the moment ? what time is it there ?
It always goes ok , unless I find a tick on my body ,I hate those dam things , one day I found one in my balls....
And I also hope you have a nice day at work dealing with shitty costumers, Hell I might be even one.
It does sound nice I'll go at your pace.
im playing osu in the back. its 12:31 AM here. ticks are not a problem here but later at like 5 mosquitoes come out and ouch. most people just want their stuff. cant fault them for it.
I think you've asked that question before?
Me? Never.
I think black Friday is going to be a mess.
Got any stories of weird people there?
Ama te'shi? Nam'chet. Vach'mi Ika?
I'm pretty fit, just got a little gut I need to sort out. I lift alot at work, so I think I got that covered. I eat healthy, move around a lot ,and have spare time after work. I work late and the gym is 24 hrs.
Do you do that as well?
Sorry for the late replies I'm slow at them. And proof read them.
So your claiming nothing?
>God damn science is great.
ooooooooooooooo fuck
SOON RORY, SOON!
>FUCK THIS OUTFIT!
I have in a different time of thread.
yeah some guy bought like 150 dollars in canned cat food because it is cheaper than regular food and i should start doing it 2
Cool I tried that game I'm not as good there as on mobile rhythm ones.
And that is a nice time you got there , I got 3am.
Yes they just want in and out and a great service even if they themselves manage to fuck up the process
Not enough proper nutrition. Also taste like shit.
science is great! thats why i have a tab on Guillain–Barré syndrome. apparently, FDR didnt have polio but actually had this instead. its just a theory though so its still beleived that has had polio.
I cant read that shit!
>ika
If you didn't care about me you wouldnt have posted about me at all.Silly~
yeah you got to use the keys with the mouse. helps a lot.wow its pretty early there. yeah i mean im not the best at this job so you know it is partly my fault.
im not going to do it that would be odd and i guessed as much
ayyy
Yeah, I practically do the same. I comute to work by biking and enjoy staying active. My work can sometimes be at odd hours (varies by day) but for the most part I am able to get 2 hours in the gym.
Sorry to cut our conversation short, but I am exhausted and am going to bed. Goodnight, I hope to talk again soon!
hello there!
goodnight!
>ika
I can't get used to those on rhythm , only maybe shooters , not really the most I've goon to sleep was 10 am. I died the next day.
Well you are new so no blame there , I'm sure you do your best and I don't mind a low cashier when I shop , it gives me time to add some sweets and last minute snacks
Calling it a night /waifu I'll be back tomorrow
i can stay up all night if i dont do something the next do. yeah i guess
It's no trouble at all.
Understood. I wouldn't want you there if you weren't comfortable, of course. It is likely that I wouldn't want to talk too much about it either.
You're most welcome, and thank you. I'll do my best. Me too, man. Farewell.
I smell like cajun spice, have garlic salt in my eyebrows, and burns on my arms and hands.
>Time to sleep
You are all sad
Rolling to RAPE your waifus
Got ya.
I know the story.
It's a good one.
Uh, I don't know about that...
We do send some product for making dog/cat food where I work. The food I wouldn't try.
Shy'has'ti cha unijn....
Rest well and it has been a very pleasant chat.
It's quite alright.
I do hope we speak again, take care.
Are you the racist one?
Same but I do have stuff to do .
Only feeling like complete shit
And you'd probably think I'm on drugs if you'd see me .... I know that look...
I really like you .
Lmao
Back in about 30 mins. Riding home.
Your waifus are shit
You are all shit
Go outside kids
Have fun pleasing old men
Trips confirm, but it's 4 am and I have work in 12 hours
Fuck you I'm going to sleep
Anyone have an anime that's in an RPG like world? Please and danke.
MOM !! PLEASE YOU ARE EMBARRASSING IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS !!! GOSH !!!!
like literally konosuba
night friend
he said i should. im not going to that would be odd.
you can go to bed if you like. and uh thanks
bikini warriors
Dude man! please stop! i dont even know what your saying!
its nearly 1am though...
SAO
I don't need to right now I'm barely "there"
Besides I really like taking to you or writing since I can't actually hear you.
Anything going on tomorrow for you at work?
How do you clean out your ass before you stick stuff up it?
Almost as good when my trips confirmed waifus all shit and all of you needed to an hero
Also how many waifus died because of my trips?
How many men died from an hero?
Check my digits to find out
Log Horizon
Can anyone stop this madman?
enemas look them up
probably people panicking because Tuesday some guy from corporate is coming
overlord is a good one
ill stop him, just check my dubs
i didnt see your comment.
Goodnight!
>ika
Roll for
>All lolis as mine
>Waifus over 25 to die
>Everyone to kiss
Counter checks. OP to take a pic of his small dick
Good.
Other than that, anymore stories?
Compa, Me entiendes ahora?
Que pelas guey?
That always happens in very job with an "inspector"
I hope it all goes well , las time I had one some people fucked up and got a lowed pay because of that