Hey Sup Forums it's my 24th birthday today!

Hey Sup Forums it's my 24th birthday today!
>20 gets to decide what I do today

tongue punch your dads fart box.

suck a chode

Today is my 21st birthday.

Go to a black neighborhood and shout "white power!"

Happy birthday user. I hope you have a pretty fulfilling and enjoyable day

Happy bday user

Slap your balls

Molest a child

post dick

Drive to the nearest city, blasting "I'm a Barbie Girl" throughout the whole thing. You need to drive around the whole city, turned to full blast.

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Mice dubs.
Roll.

Get a 2-girl blowjob. That's what I did for my last birthday.

Nice fubs yourself.

rol

Do this anyway

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rollerino

Roll

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molest kid

cut your dick off

Molest a child

This.

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Rolling 4 this

Take a shit off a highway

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Grab your moms ass

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name yourself yelchin and then ran over yorself

Listen to Lionheart album by SNSD and give a full review.

Dubs must be honored.
>roll

Roll for quads

watch every episode of SCRUBS

roll for yelchining

That is evil. Also roll

rawl

24?...

so you were born in 1992. the year of the L.A. riots and Street Fighter II.

it was a good year. happy birthday faggot.

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Enjoy your birthday user, buy a tub of ice cream and pig out. Order pizza :^)

rollo

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Samefag

Molest somone

rolling for this

Reroll

Why hath nobody requested this yet?
>Roll for child

No shit, faggot. Rerolling.

Son of a fuck! How has no one gotten 20 yet?

llor

Idk, send cock pic to the 3rd, 8th, and 5th, person in you contacts. Post text

Molest, like, two kids or something crazy. or one, just one.

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rerererereroll

fuck off faggot

Molest kid OP

Molest a child. Can be family or random kid in Walmart toy aisle. Any kid goes

Grab a bottle of your favourite drink, sit back, and watch some shitty horror flicks

eat some glitter wait a few hours
come back here with some unicorn poop
>eat said unicorn poop

WINRAR

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>20
Molest a kid OP

rollingg

Commit rape.

If dubs, don't molest kid

win rar

mods ban this future pedo

Post proof too

Spend the day with those you cherish in your life. Tell them how much you appreciate them and value them. Then go home and have a wonderful night. Enjoy your birthday, dude.

Have sex with the first woman you see

dangle from a cliff edge

OR

Go to your nearest waterpark

whichever takes your fancy

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I guess now he gotta molest two kids.

He better be off molesting a kid right now.
OP better fucking deliver.