Hey Sup Forums it's my 24th birthday today!
>20 gets to decide what I do today
Hey Sup Forums it's my 24th birthday today!
tongue punch your dads fart box.
suck a chode
Today is my 21st birthday.
Go to a black neighborhood and shout "white power!"
Happy birthday user. I hope you have a pretty fulfilling and enjoyable day
Happy bday user
Slap your balls
Molest a child
post dick
Drive to the nearest city, blasting "I'm a Barbie Girl" throughout the whole thing. You need to drive around the whole city, turned to full blast.
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Mice dubs.
Roll.
Get a 2-girl blowjob. That's what I did for my last birthday.
Nice fubs yourself.
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Do this anyway
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rollerino
Roll
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molest kid
cut your dick off
Molest a child
This.
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Rolling 4 this
Take a shit off a highway
Roll
Grab your moms ass
Roll
name yourself yelchin and then ran over yorself
Listen to Lionheart album by SNSD and give a full review.
Dubs must be honored.
>roll
Roll for quads
watch every episode of SCRUBS
roll for yelchining
That is evil. Also roll
rawl
24?...
so you were born in 1992. the year of the L.A. riots and Street Fighter II.
it was a good year. happy birthday faggot.
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Enjoy your birthday user, buy a tub of ice cream and pig out. Order pizza :^)
rollo
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Samefag
Molest somone
rolling for this
Reroll
Why hath nobody requested this yet?
>Roll for child
No shit, faggot. Rerolling.
Son of a fuck! How has no one gotten 20 yet?
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Idk, send cock pic to the 3rd, 8th, and 5th, person in you contacts. Post text
Molest, like, two kids or something crazy. or one, just one.
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rerererereroll
fuck off faggot
Molest kid OP
Molest a child. Can be family or random kid in Walmart toy aisle. Any kid goes
Grab a bottle of your favourite drink, sit back, and watch some shitty horror flicks
eat some glitter wait a few hours
come back here with some unicorn poop
>eat said unicorn poop
WINRAR
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>20
Molest a kid OP
rollingg
Commit rape.
If dubs, don't molest kid
win rar
mods ban this future pedo
Post proof too
Spend the day with those you cherish in your life. Tell them how much you appreciate them and value them. Then go home and have a wonderful night. Enjoy your birthday, dude.
Have sex with the first woman you see
dangle from a cliff edge
OR
Go to your nearest waterpark
whichever takes your fancy
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I guess now he gotta molest two kids.
He better be off molesting a kid right now.
OP better fucking deliver.