>Be me >17 >Browsing that shitty app whisper >See post in my area about being alone and msg OP >turns out to be cute 16 yr old gril, 8/10 >never had boyfriend or sex and kinda desperate >we hit it off and i get her snap Fast forward 2 weeks of back and forth texting >she wants to meet up and get lunch >say fuck it >drive to the mall where were gonna meet up >shes standing infront of a clothes store wearing booty shorts and a tanktop to show off tits >dick changes 8/10 to 9/10 >we chat and get food at in-n-out cuz both poorfag >shes really cool in person and damn sexy >we get bored and she asks to go back to my place >parents arent home so hell yeah >thinking im gonna get lucky first time i meet her >we get to my place and she immediately gets all over me >she asks if i have any fetishes or shit like that >"uh no nothing really why" >shes into ddlg >shitnigger.jpg >dunno how to act like a daddy but roll with it >its getting intense and we start to bang >im hitting it from tge back and she yells >"UGH DADDY IM CUMMING!" >"hi cumming im dad" >she stops >looks at me with disgust >starts putting on clothes with shit angry expression >leaves and never texts me again >mfw >totally worth it, curing ddlg fetishes one at a time
Happy fathers day Sup Forums
Leo Murphy
You're doing God's work, OP
Jordan Cruz
You fucked up the chance of a lifetime. Girl with obvious daddy issues that would do anything you wanted. Literally crazy ass idea you had user.
Nathaniel Evans
Too true
Jason Hill
But...terrible dad jokes...
Aaron Turner
>17
Incoming b&
Ian Mitchell
someone mind explaining whisper? is it basically kik?
Justin Morris
>Chick fucking a dog on camera. > shitting in her mouth > carve a misspelling of your name into her, leaving her with a scar of your name misspelled forever That's just some the fucked up shit you could have done
Daniel Turner
Well you can send messages to people like kik but its more like an anonymous instagram or facebook for depressed people
Ryan Anderson
is it pretty active or does that depend on the area?
Luis Moore
Depends on area mostly but theres like a worldwide feature to see every post made
Chase Rivera
Probably last question, what age group is on it?
Nicholas Jackson
You set your age from 15-70 but its mostly edgy emo teens
Carter Walker
Well thanks user for answering my questions
Jaxson Nelson
Any more whisper stories?
Cameron Morgan
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Camden Bailey
Feelsgoodman.jpg
Gavin Wilson
So you fucked a girl at her place and after your joke she left. Where did she go? To the bathroom?
Austin Gray
>we get to my place
Dominic Wilson
Don't even care it's fake. Best dad joke ever.
William Collins
shit's dry in my area
Joseph Russell
You deserve a medal if that's true. If not thanks for the laugh anyway.
Ryan Martinez
Fucking bootyful OP, breaking my lurking tradition to say you earned it