/brit/

banter edition

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
youtube.com/watch?v=5y77KI9u1-Q
poal.me/cjxqrx
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

christmas

ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer

tfw no gf

Who /hungover/ here?

too early to start drinking?

...

...

nth for just waking up

christmas is no time for her to be pushing her disgusting commie agendas

reckon i should have a word as a representative of /brit/?

fuck no, it's never too early on weekends and holidays

tfw gf

I just started drinking Baileys desu

haha last christmas i OD'd on 5meodalt

Family will be in here in an hour lads smdh

have no inhibitions regarding drugs

fancy getting a few g's of the nosecandy and a cheeky bottle of vodka again tonight, but i feel guilty about spending £400 in 2 days on drugs

thanks for the money nan
*immediatley spends it on shitty drugs*
haha lol

such is life for the degenerate

I thought a commie would hate the queen

>tfw no gf

>Disrespecting Queen Aisha
Fuck off runt

at least you have a family

>being this edgy

>North Pole-themed Christmas ads
>penguins waddling about in the background

stop buying street gear
get some darknet stuff

she does she's implying that the queen is gonna die

Mate fuck off you utter melter you sound like someone who has just discovered drugs. Give it a few years and you'll be burnt out

have a hive on my arsecrack
makes it very itchy but when I scratch it looks lewd

Just hada bucks fizz and gonna have some wine and foreign beer later

Is it acceptable to chase whisky? Don't mind drinking it, but it lingers in the ol' consumption vessel

fuck off dago

got a flightradar subscription and a bad dragon giftcard

>tfw live in the best country in the UK for premium street quality drugs tested at pure percentages

cracking haul

mum just suggested spin the bottle as a fun family christmas game

time to head back to my room I reckon

>Russian plane bound for syria packed with just some rank + file soldiers loyal to putin goes """""missing""""" minutes after take off
>crashes in the black sea
>no survivors
>days after Russian ambassador assassinated by pro-rebel gunman

ah yes, DEFINITELY not a false flag to justify further Russian involvement in Syria

how do you pronounce "5meodalt"

Hanging out my arse lads, might have to crack open the champagne now

I SWEAR
BY THE MOON AND STARS AND THE SKY

Just drink vodka and eat some crimbo sweets instead of spending it mate.

I've had sniff a few times before and maybe its because I never got into it but I think its just a waste of money.

I'll be there

you might get a snog off your fit sister though

reckon she's being sarcastic here? or is she one of them birds that likes the queen because she's a qt old lady

i fucking hate christmas desu
got to spend the next 10 hours with the family before i can finally get drunk and go to sleep
CANNOT wait until this is over, i just want to be left alone

Depends on the whiskey desu

Russia's doing good work in Syria mate

no she's a dirty commie who wants the queen to burn in hell

>Mfw Chris-chan is slowly becoming Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
He even looks like him now

Also might have to suck his grandad's cock

That's a hell of a gamble

>buy "cocaine" which is 80% benzocaine or paracetamol from a random cunt in the local pub
>yeah mate cocaine is shit don't rate it at all

going to unironically watch Titanic later and love every cheesy as fuck minute of it haha

worth it

>mum just suggested spin the bottle as a fun family christmas game

vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

youtube.com/watch?v=5y77KI9u1-Q

doing a look/listen

>tfw chris-chan has a driver's license and I don't

oh dear

five emeeoh dalt

it's one of the worst drugs i've taken, hated it

wtf I'm suggesting spin the bottle now

...

get a driver's licence then

>bottle of Kraken
>2 egyptian cotton shirts
>Paul Smith cufflinks
>new tie
>some new pants
>new egyptian cotton bedding
>200 bong

not done too badly here lads

jesus christ lad even Tim has a fucking car

get your shit together

The very idea of being on the same road as Chris-chan terrifies me.

He's clearly a danger to the public, how is he allowed a driver's license?

Just seen a military transport aircraft come over my house, I live near beam airport I'm scared lads

...

i rang up my mate at 3am and opened up to him about my childhood trauma when i was in a drunken stupor
really wish i wouldn't have done that

haven't got the time

work a 9-5 with an hour and a half commute each way and I volunteer most of the weekend

tim was a successful businessman before he went batshit insane though

would have been shocked if he didn't drive

>cwc has a drivers license and i dont
>cwc has had sex and i havent
>cwc is active with a following on social media and im not

for me that is the best sandwich available

>pre drinks
>chicken burger

ah yes

ginger maxx - lets try anal

one of my favourite scenes

>childhood trauma

what happened lad?

What do you volunteer for lad?

molested by a teacher

dad bummed me when i was 5, now my mate wants to try it too

>CWC will be democrat's candidate for presidency in 2028
>They won't look at his batshit insane actions other than the fact he's popular with people on the internet, can get the trans and disabled vote

Would kind of be worth it to see the debates between him and Trump.

>The very idea of being on the same road as Chris-chan terrifies me.
Well rest assured I think that might be quite the unlikely scenario seeming as lives in the Fucking United States you stupid tart!

i HATE this bitch
i don't know her, but i already know she's a vapid cunt
she absolutely knows she's attractive to normie lads aswell, look at the state
normie culture is disgusting

>Queen too ill to attend Christmas Day church service

she's going to die isn't she lads?

need a hand here

poal.me/cjxqrx

poal.me/cjxqrx

poal.me/cjxqrx

>Viktor Ozerov, head of the Russian parliament's defence committee, has told state media that he "totally excludes" terrorism as a cause of the crash.

are you stupid

hopefully, need a king
this "queen" business has not been fun

homeless shelter in town on saturdays until the evening, on sunday I volunteer at a local RSPCA shelter doing mostly paperwork processing but sometimes I'm able to get away from the desk and walk the waggy woofs in the woods

bretty comfy

thick mommies best mommies

everything that isn't sex is just a substitute for sec

>mommies
FOY!

mummy got me 150 Euros for christmas lads

Prince Charles is an absolute wet-end though. wouldn't be surprised if they get Mi6 to organise another car 'accident' so William is crowned king instead.

Goal for next year is to get a mommy gf. Gonna try and find one in Spain next month and see if I can set something up for summer.

>tfw grew up wanting to be a QC
>by the time I'm done I'll be a KC

Just my bloody luck

Just woke up at 10pm, 30C out ordered myself a huge extra-large pizza. Good Christmas.

just a cold mate. but you try having one at 90

got called a racist in greggs

Mumsy just gave me EU membership for Christmas

The thought that an escort has shagged hundreds of men turns me on desu

>euros

Your mum sounds like a prole

...

Megan Rain & Adrian Rae - Best Friends Anal
VERY good new scene

NOT looking forward to the cheeky JFs giving it the biggun when ar queenie pops her clogs

got 500 syrian pounds from father christmas lads

>just a cold
ah yes