Share your deepest darkest secrets

Share your deepest darkest secrets

I'll go first

>I'm into crossdressing
> I'm totally in love with my Cousin(fem,im not into guys)
>To top it off I live in a shitskin country

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the fuck is a shitskin country?

mine: i fucked my mother-in-law

Brown countries

I was involved in the cover up of tupac shakur's death and have been threatened with violence against my family if I come forward

My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

i make shit up on the internet and had sex with a 12 year old when I was 25.

Kek

>every thread.

Kek
Greentext?

I smoke meth every now and then, no one in my family knows.
>pic related

what are you talking about, ths is the first time I've posted

>my mom almost sucked my dick

While story?

I spend about 4 hours a week masturbating at work.

Whole story?

clean your pipe idiot.

Haven't gotten around to it, later i will

You dun goofed

>be me.
>25 back then.
>girl has crush on me.
>asks me if i have gf.
>tell her i dont.
>asks me if she can be my gf.
>i lol and say no.
>keeps bugging me about it.
>finally breaks my barriers down and i give in.
>think nothing will come of it. it innocent...
>but first time we're alone she's eating my face.
>how the fuck?....
>she knew way too much.
>keeps physically asking for the d.
>decide i might as well give her the d.
>i give her the d.
>we talk all night.
>i try to make it right.
>believe it shit was tight.
>it was the wrong way.
>iI gave her all that I had to give
>but she still wouldnt take it. oh no.
>Her two brown eyes were leaking like a sieve
>But it still ruined her make-up
>i never wanted.

I badly want to be a hung younger top's little puppy. He'll keep me my dick in chastity and train me to only cum when he is fucking my ass. Sometimes he will invite his friends over to help train me, keeping me bound and gagged while they practically rape me.

i hex edited my first trojan when i was 12 true facts

New copy pasta

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i lost my viginity to my stepfather.

>im a male.

I resurrected encyclopedia dramatica

Im a masochist, but not in a sexual kind of way. insults just make me happy.

I secretly identify as a manatee

JESUS CHRIST YOU LEGEND

I am a feminist guy but enjoy rough sex - taking a girl to the limit xDDDD

I'm a feminist guy but only really get off on whipping girls and rough sex. Go figure.

Go back to Tumblr ,you filthy cuck

i want to rape my cousin

Hello edwing.

>I much prefer 2D porn/hentai to 3D

Among my friends I joke about sex a lot but the truth is I can barely get an erection around other people. I don't know if it's nerves or because I'm depressed or if I'm just useless. My dick works fine when I'm on my own.

Also I steal drugs and money from a friend who's in chronic pain. She's rich and can get refills easily though so I don't feel too bad about that.

everything they know is lies

39.

Virgin.

youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk

I bait faggots that post "do a 360° and wall away", by replying "but that's not right.", and then they all proceed to prove they re oldfags by mocking me.

Walk*

>One night I changed speed limit signs to a higher speed signs.
>Now there is much more accidents.
>No one knows about it.

I would, but op was a fag (as usual) and fucked up the thread with the wrong goddamn image, and that makes me nervous. We are creatures of habit.

>just a prank, bro

I've had sex for drugs and for money.

I think about killing myself every day.

Sorry Sup Forumsro

yeah, we know faggot.

>stop posting your shit threads too.

>berrypicker
>pick many berru
>bring back to tribe
>hid some berru in my penis flap
>gave to special girl I like
>hope hunter no find out

CHECK EM'

nice, post your penis

I'm secretly a jew, not a joke. I live in a european country and I have a normal ife as an agnostic/atheist guy in a christian family. The fact is that my entire family is jewish. I was forced to lie since I was a kid, now I have a lot of friends and I will finish high school in few days. The true is I said so many lies that I don't even know what is true and what isn't, I lie to everyone except my family but at the same time I have a great social life with non jewish people who think I'm a great person. I never had a GF because I don't know any jewess and starting a relatinship with a non jew girl is too dangerous, at the same time I have a lot of pretty girls interested on me. My real life is shit because the lies, I'm depressed because the lies. Don't lie bros

Nice trips, but I very rarely post threads here.

Post pic of berru

ate all berru :(

Don't have one.

This no good WANT BERRU

Pic or no hapun

tomorrow meet at tribe fire I have more berru can share some won't give all to tribe do you have good root to eat or maybe egg? we have no eggfinder last one died from bird attach :(

fuckin berry pickers

Post pic of ungabungas or go to fuck hole

I think feminism is shit and no male who respects himself should support it but I want to dominate and hurt men sexually.

Oh no! Hunter has returned

Post pic of gurl

post teats

You hide berru in over skin!

im gonna sharp stick the fuck out of you
Your berrus are mine now, along with ur woman

Rip

Hanoon berrypicker

One word: summer

Post cave art with time rock or didn't happun

is good place! skymaster above gave berruypicker many places in body to hide berru!

dont' tell hunter though they ass smell think they so special

haha me no rock drawer you funny must have eat magic berru

You post boipussy

Hunter has killed Hanoon! We must hide he take berru!

HE NO TAKE BERRU!

Berru is for tribe all give to tribe if he false hunter try to take berru we can make skin clothing of his flesh

how is being from a jewish family an issue? genuine interest

> inb4 sieg heil

Congratulations, this is the worst thread on Sup Forums so far.

go back to the fluffy thread or the "CP" thread being posted by the FBI then you fag

Ever since buying a gun, I've had both suicide and murder not far from my mind.

Must kill hunter together! I grab club you take point stick

no those are hunter weapon I will not anger skymaster above. I will give him the black berry I find in forest. he will sleep long time. then we bury him deep in ground like berry bush

>I liked the Caveman TV show.

u berru pickers know i can read plan on inter-rock right?

>sec1.jpg

what emoji for sad berru

Also, I vape.

Uhhh, here is black berru very good. take

my triple rocks vs ur double rocks
ultimate showdown begins

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I watch anime....

hello guise.

>I cheated on my girlfriend with my mates girlfriends mum
>I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder by a few different shrinks, never thought it worth mentioning
>Im a massive fucking drug addict
>Im a lot less smart and successful as i look on the outside, im really just a dumb faggot who sucks shit at even the most rudimentary of life's challenges.

^v vape naysh

Ahh man I love anime too, you're obviously a pretty awesome kinda guy. Good job user we all love you

That's okay, friend.

believe in urself

Do both. There's a new high score to beat.

We still love you

4 rock v 3 rock nanook clan win

I have to choose between a fedora and a red pill.
Fedora is super cute about everything
Red pill
knows almost everything
I love both a lot ... F sometimes pisses me off, cause he's kinda arrogant, but it also turns me on.
RP is just his evolution and I want to have a baby from him. I'd rather be dead than living this

but i hunter +1 defensive abilities due to strength, we evenly matched

I'm a closet pedophile with a 10/10 adult girlfriend who will never turn me on as much as a 14 year old girl.

I use viagra when we have sex and she has no idea I couldn't stay hard without it.. The cost of this is one of my biggest monthly outgoings