Tell me the last illegal thing you did.
Tell me the last illegal thing you did
>exist
life with a warrant
shoplift
Made a personal garden
>Live in new zealand
thespinoff.co.nz
Get soda in a water cup
Took a right on red without coming to a complete stop first.
Steal 100 out of my momms perse
i committed mass voter fraud to assure that hillary beat bernie in CA
Explored an old abandoned paper mill
reported
>MOMS GONNA FREAK
Stole my sisters panties
nice try faggot
Came on this website
I rode my bicycle at night without lights
speeding, also without seatbelt. ( im bad, REAL bad, i know )
underage b&
Put a RAT on my sisters computer.
marijuana.
public peeing is not a crime!
Go back to sleep, chuck
Speeding
Drove 105km/h in a 70 zone
nice which one?
Bought weed
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what does it do
Rode my motorcycle at 80mph in a 30 zone. Oops
Stole a 750 euro bike
I was stealing clothes today
Nice one, that's a felony.
bought a gram of hash
Do it. Pull the trigger. Do it.
raped a woman with my eyes I didn't know the pictures were stolen but I looked anyway and she was naked and now I have raped her :(
Stole a 2 liter of mtn dew from circle k
Graffiti.
well that is worth getting arrested for
I spent a counterfeit 5 pound note in a club.
Smoked weed.
Drinking beer in a public place (illegal in my country)
agreed
shit is that still illegal?
I put a rat on my laptop and let my sister borrow it **;)**
Didnt flush toilet
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nigger
Illegally downloaded a game, I guess.
I have a big load of plants in my garage just waiting to be harvested and smoked
shot up a gay club
It is very illegal where I live.
Smoked weed, underage drinking
Dropped a US flag on the ground and didnt pick it up
Dui
bombed some civilians ( Drone pilot )
Sniffed illegal powder up my nose
Nobody going to mention the double trips?
Yea me too ( liar )
Exist
>My parents are cousins
[spoiler][/spoiler]
Drove 2km/h in a 70 zone.
I'm a crisis actor AMA
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Why did you leave Reddit?
I hate niggers, that i do
I hate niggers, so should you
They run, they jump, they steal and fight
But they cant seem to do any other things right
no books, no school, no education
a blight, a plague upon our national
a nigger dying makes me smile with glee
abortions for niggers should be for free
So lets all come together today
and execute all niggers in the USA
>t. Dylan Roof
Does Sup Forums have a secret santa gift exchange like reddit?
Nicely put together faggot
yeah post your email with #secretsanta in the thread
yeah but we use social security numbers
if you type them in options field it registers as a unique ID
youtube.com
highjacking this thread to watchyoutube videos that force you to sign in
k thanks
> Implying the shootings weren't real
Top kek
I bought a butterfly knife on holiday (illegal in my country) and smuggled it home through two airports
i didnt want to toot my own horn.
pic is a 16 year old i fucked
also good job on dubs lol
this is another 16 y/o i fucked lol....
how
Pissed in a cop car after leaving the club. Got 50 bucks out of it.
Im not surprised that you are the type of person to do this, not surprised at all.
You want to know what gave it away?
The fact that you cant even spell a 5 letter word.
Thats what gave it away.
Stop stealing and go back to school you fucking CUNT.
immigrated
>Im not surprised that you are the type of person to do this, not surprised at all.
>You want to know what gave it away?
>The fact that you cant even spell a 5 letter word.
>Thats what gave it away.
>Stop stealing and go back to school you fucking CUNT.
LOL U MAD BRO
I suppose it must be illegal somewhere to jerk off to cartoon depictions of little girls being fucked viciously. Not in my state luckily.
Fired a gun inside city limits, "poaching". Racoon kept getting into my trashcans, so I popped him with a .22 sub about 2 hours ago, and left him in the trash he was always getting into. Seemed like poetic justice.
Turn yourself in pussy ass faggot.
Pic is from 2014
Stuck her in a bag inside a cigarette tin, put a hipflask on top and hoped like hell
Smoke some weed out of an Arizona can.
smoked weed, drank, and fucked in my friends car.
literally OP
Why did you greentext that? And why did you greentext every line individually?
Also
>LOL U MAD BRO
seriously? Wtf, are you 10?
kek
Fuck you, asshole!!
Drain bamage
never a frown with golden brown.
Credit card fraud and made a CP folder worth 40 years in prison.
obviously lieing. no1 admits that shit.
posted itt
Most believable response here
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Pirated Death Parade
My tears are punishment enough, series was not what I was expecting.
Exceeded the posted speed limit and didn't signal my turn
>lieing
Its LYING you faggot
Go to school
Roses are red and violets are blue,
And niggers are black.
You know thats true.
But they dont mind, cause What the heck
You gotta be black to get a welfare check
>read your post
>say in my head "wouldnt the amount of time in prison be depdendant on the state you live in?"
>come to realization some states are more ok with cp than others
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