Tell me the last illegal thing you did

Tell me the last illegal thing you did.

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>exist

life with a warrant

shoplift

Made a personal garden

>Live in new zealand
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Get soda in a water cup

Took a right on red without coming to a complete stop first.

Steal 100 out of my momms perse

i committed mass voter fraud to assure that hillary beat bernie in CA

Explored an old abandoned paper mill

reported

>MOMS GONNA FREAK

Stole my sisters panties

nice try faggot

Came on this website

I rode my bicycle at night without lights

speeding, also without seatbelt. ( im bad, REAL bad, i know )

underage b&

Put a RAT on my sisters computer.

marijuana.

public peeing is not a crime!

Go back to sleep, chuck

Speeding

Drove 105km/h in a 70 zone

nice which one?

Bought weed

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what does it do

Rode my motorcycle at 80mph in a 30 zone. Oops

Stole a 750 euro bike

I was stealing clothes today

Nice one, that's a felony.

bought a gram of hash

Do it. Pull the trigger. Do it.

raped a woman with my eyes I didn't know the pictures were stolen but I looked anyway and she was naked and now I have raped her :(

Stole a 2 liter of mtn dew from circle k

Graffiti.

well that is worth getting arrested for

I spent a counterfeit 5 pound note in a club.

Smoked weed.

Drinking beer in a public place (illegal in my country)

agreed

shit is that still illegal?

I put a rat on my laptop and let my sister borrow it **;)**

Didnt flush toilet

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nigger

Illegally downloaded a game, I guess.

I have a big load of plants in my garage just waiting to be harvested and smoked

shot up a gay club

It is very illegal where I live.

Smoked weed, underage drinking

Dropped a US flag on the ground and didnt pick it up

Dui

bombed some civilians ( Drone pilot )

Sniffed illegal powder up my nose

Nobody going to mention the double trips?

Yea me too ( liar )

Exist

>My parents are cousins

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Drove 2km/h in a 70 zone.

I'm a crisis actor AMA

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Why did you leave Reddit?

I hate niggers, that i do

I hate niggers, so should you

They run, they jump, they steal and fight

But they cant seem to do any other things right

no books, no school, no education

a blight, a plague upon our national

a nigger dying makes me smile with glee

abortions for niggers should be for free

So lets all come together today

and execute all niggers in the USA

>t. Dylan Roof

Does Sup Forums have a secret santa gift exchange like reddit?

Nicely put together faggot

yeah post your email with #secretsanta in the thread

yeah but we use social security numbers

if you type them in options field it registers as a unique ID

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highjacking this thread to watchyoutube videos that force you to sign in

k thanks

> Implying the shootings weren't real
Top kek

I bought a butterfly knife on holiday (illegal in my country) and smuggled it home through two airports

i didnt want to toot my own horn.

pic is a 16 year old i fucked

also good job on dubs lol

this is another 16 y/o i fucked lol....

how

Pissed in a cop car after leaving the club. Got 50 bucks out of it.

Im not surprised that you are the type of person to do this, not surprised at all.
You want to know what gave it away?
The fact that you cant even spell a 5 letter word.
Thats what gave it away.
Stop stealing and go back to school you fucking CUNT.

immigrated

>Im not surprised that you are the type of person to do this, not surprised at all.
>You want to know what gave it away?
>The fact that you cant even spell a 5 letter word.
>Thats what gave it away.
>Stop stealing and go back to school you fucking CUNT.
LOL U MAD BRO

I suppose it must be illegal somewhere to jerk off to cartoon depictions of little girls being fucked viciously. Not in my state luckily.

Fired a gun inside city limits, "poaching". Racoon kept getting into my trashcans, so I popped him with a .22 sub about 2 hours ago, and left him in the trash he was always getting into. Seemed like poetic justice.

Turn yourself in pussy ass faggot.

Pic is from 2014

Stuck her in a bag inside a cigarette tin, put a hipflask on top and hoped like hell

Smoke some weed out of an Arizona can.

smoked weed, drank, and fucked in my friends car.

literally OP

Why did you greentext that? And why did you greentext every line individually?
Also

>LOL U MAD BRO
seriously? Wtf, are you 10?

kek

Fuck you, asshole!!

Drain bamage

never a frown with golden brown.

Credit card fraud and made a CP folder worth 40 years in prison.

obviously lieing. no1 admits that shit.

posted itt

Most believable response here

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Pirated Death Parade

My tears are punishment enough, series was not what I was expecting.

Exceeded the posted speed limit and didn't signal my turn

>lieing
Its LYING you faggot
Go to school

Roses are red and violets are blue,
And niggers are black.
You know thats true.
But they dont mind, cause What the heck
You gotta be black to get a welfare check

>read your post
>say in my head "wouldnt the amount of time in prison be depdendant on the state you live in?"
>come to realization some states are more ok with cp than others
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