Share Tinder stories

Share Tinder stories.
Mine:
Talking to a 9/10 girl that is on vacation in my city. Talking about random stuff and fooling around with her. Then i decide to make a move.
Gril: "i am leaving in 1 week"
Me: "so i got a short time limit to meet you"
Gril: " so you want to meet up with me in person?"
Me: "of course, really interested on meeting people from abroad like you"
Gril: "so do I, considering also you are sexy as fuck"
Me: "damn didnt see that coming."
Gril: " My bad"
Me: "No worries, best thing i heard today as you are really cute"

And then i got deleted. Like WHAT THE FUCK dude

EL BUMPO

>never used tinder
>no stories

still interested in others' stories though

Tinder is 99% bot accounts and dudes fucking with other guys pretending to be women.

>damn didn't see that coming
>inner beta intensifies

that's because you're not sexy as fuck

Probably true.. I just use it rarely, to kill time. never intend to arrange a date or stuff like that. Just got out with a girl once only. And cause she was 8/10 and she asked me.

I got one
>Be 2 weeks ago
>Chatting with grill hitting it off pretty well
> 7/10, likes vidya so 8/10
>Ask to meet up on a Sunday for Brunch
>"Sure user I can't wait to meet you!"
>Get pretty excited, but don't get my hopes up because bitches
>Sunday comes around
>"What time do you want to meet up?"
>No answer, unmatched or blocked

Fuck Tinder

you fucked up right after she asked you to meet. you should of just said yes and are you free tomorrow? we can go do (enter something here like coffee or a very open area so girl feels safe and talks to you easier)

if they dont give you their phone number then they arent being serious. it doesnt hurt to ask for their snapchat instead because some girls dont like giving their phone numbers out.

>on tinder
>meet grill 5 out of 10
>whatever.jpg
>say im only looking for casual sex
>shes down
>have fucked 5 times now in past few weeks
>anal on her period and mouth fucking
>always get to cum inside
Did good

First time I hit up a girl
"hey, this is sorta out of the blue, but did you wanna get coffee some time?"
"Sure, I wanted to hit up downtown disney and get some starbucks/people watch"
"I'm free tomorrow or friday if you can do either of those"
message next day "sorry, I just went out and did it last night"
Like, why bother responding to me

well played mister.
that is a good story to share

Yep. Only took TWO FUCKING YEARS of tinder to get it. 18 to 20 years old

You called her cute after she called you sexy as fuck?

Seriously?

Way to make her feel like some average rando. You have to play into whatever fantasy their into at least a little bit to not make them hate you.

This

really interested on meeting people from abroad like you

wow... she must be frothing at the loins from that line

>have to play into whatever fantasy their into
right, but who truly knows the mind of a female?

Yeah, know that there was my fuck up.

>married, 9 years relationship
>life ain't that great and sex is bad since baby is born
>wife says fuck it, go do whatever you need to do but wear condom
>figured it's time to properly use tinder app I downloaded months ago
>lots of matches
>bothered working seriously on about 10 of em
>got me nowhere
>too lazy
>fap on porn as usual
>still swipe to see sexy grills
>will bother talking if they initiate conversation and will tell them I'm up for nsa straight away
>still fuck wife and see what life brings me

Only had two tinder matches actually work out. One with with a 7/10 South African girl. Stoner, single parent, extremely good at head and really fun to hang out with. Sadly her kid's dad decided to get back together with her and she dumped me. I don't blame her though, it's fair enough. The other match was with a pre op trans guy. Which was weird on it's own, but I figured, eh, why not? Had a few drinks with him and went back to his place to fuck afterwards. The sex was ok but the foreplay... Eating out a guy has to be the weirdest thing I've ever done hands down.

Want full conversation?

>people on Sup Forums being capable of getting a match on Tinder

Must be nice living in a dreamland, OP

your banter is shit, so no

>be me
>meet girl on tinder home from college
>very submisive, just looking for some fun
>she picks me up and we drive to some randoms house, take a blanket to their back yard and i film her facefucking herself on my cock. I slap her around call her a dirty slut, fuck for a while, blow load. Get up, get dressed, drops me off. Feels good.

Gets better

>lol
>lol
your banter is still shit, she's wiping the floor with you. i think thats a fake account, cause theres no way a girl is that good at cursing at other people

just... stop

>sole

...

Nobody

>"Gets better"
>doesn't get better

Is Badoo better than Tinder for quick shags?

>Gril: " so you want to meet up with me in person?"

All these insecure sluts want is validation that you want to fuck them.

you are actually just the worst at this

>uses 'lol' after she explicitly mentions how fucking retarded it makes you look

Fuck no, I just deleted mine. It's dogshit.

Microtransactions out the arse, even asks you to buy credits to be able to send some a message at times. Plus the search and encounter features (like swiping in tinder) don't have any settings bar age and such. You will see a ton of girls who haven't even been on for years.

Writes like a retard, curses like a retard, spells like a retard, punctuates like a retard, syntaxes like a retard.
YEP, MUST BE A RETARD

fucking hell, just reply with something like 'i want to have hot hate fuck sex with you'

or at least post her pics

Thanks for that. I will give it a miss then

The only real love story from tinder
>She let me do her in the butt

If he was pre op then how did you eat him out? Did you just suck his dick or eat out his ass? Either way you are a fag.

No dick, he had a vag. And no shit I'm a fag.

If I had this conversation with someone it would probably make me want to Fuck them even more.

i dont think you know how that works

So he was post op not pre op. And if he had a vag then its not gay.

Pre op guy. Girl to guy dipshits. Considering he had a beard and chest hair thicker than mine. That's gay.

I imagine it was a FTM trans rather than a MTF

Oh okay sorry for the misunderstanding. If you use FTM it's a lot easier to understand. And yeah that's gay af.

you mean pre op girl, youre the idiot, you said yourself "Girl to guy dipshits."

even after surgery and hormones, a FTM is still a fucking female
what is so hard to understand about this?
mainstream media turnin you kids into mindless dolts that rehash their trash

Still waiting on user to finish this story.
The girl found out where he lived and showed up in the middle of the night a couple of times. never knew how it ended though.

please stop you are retarded

When I was on tinder two years ago I matached with a girl, had coffee, kissed on the first date. She came over to my place two nights later and we fucked. Fucked again that morning. She came over that night and a she let me do anal (I was her first anal too). Fuck her repeatedly for the next 18 months until I found a new girlfriend. Still fantasize about fucking her everytime I fuck my girlfriend.

>lol
Kill yourself

>kissed on the first date
Wow, that's rare on Tinder. Please tech me your ways

No magic advice I'm afraid. Just tease her, make her laugh and be confident. Also helps that she was a slutus maximus.

The 4mm thick layer of makeup probably fell off and took her face with it.

I made a thread about it the other day but I've had a good amount of stories for you fellas.

Made a chick pregnant, fucked a hot gamer Cali chick with a bf, convinced a gold digger I was rich AF and smashed, also fucked a hot sorority blondie and more after that. Interested?

Sure, go ahead with the prego, or whichever is funny and not just anonymous bragging

ive got not so good teeth but i dont want to open mouth smile in my pic on tinder wtf would i do if it was a first date

Damn, I had a Tinder account for two whole years, never matched once, and I was generous with the swipe rights.

Then figured out dating just won't happen for me.

Seriously fucking hate gold diggers, please tell

Wow!!! Even the fake accounts and the Russian camwhores didn't swipe right on you!!

how the fuck can you not get a match in two years? Even a dude in Antarctica managed to get a root off Tinder

Sure thing boss, my buds think the cali chick one is funny so I'll start with that.

>Be me

>playing vidya and swiping on tinder

>See this beautiful unique woman, (zoey deschanel but younger and shorter is the closest I can describe)

>The type of girl that probably gets a 1000 messages a day

>Was high so I decided to give it a shot (I usually don't go for the ones that probably get a ton of attention but fuck it)

>Needed to stick out for the rest so I read about her profile and noticed she liked an artist I liked that wasn't very common to others

>Sent her a message about his music alone

>Mfw she replied 2 minutes later

Yeah pretty much

Probably because I'm pretty obese, 209lbs (95kg) on 5'11 (about 1.80m) and ugly to boot.
Fuck my own mom laughed at me when I said I'd try.

Nobody would laugh at you if you decided to lose the weight, will help you, if you want to.

>She agreed with my opinions and we got into a long convo about the music (Pogo was the artist)

>Started talking to her every night after work avoiding the fact that I liked her to keep her defenses down

>Turns out she was actually a pretty chill chick that liked vidya and smoking herb (also an attention whore though; beautiful selfies and cute beach body pics)


>Eventually talk about meeting, mentions she has a bf

>I was in over my head so I decided why not.

At the start of a battle against addiction and depression, am planning on hitting the gym but right now I'm focusing on learning to wake up before noon again.

Don't really want to go to look better, just want my lost strength back, years of inactivity has taken a toll.

>I drove over to her place and we met in a park to make sure we weren't creepy stalkers or anything

>She was so much more beautiful in person (cute shy attitude, petite beautiful body, and her face was my favorite she had big round eyes that light up a room and sexy red lipstick

>End up hanging out with her and her bf, (told the bf we met at work so I figured I have a shot)

>We all had fun and both of them loved my company! Super chill vibe and I had fun too

>Spent the next few weeks talking on tinder because I was busy with work

We're all gonna make it. Good luck bro.

95kg and 1.80m is not obese you fucking retard.

...

lost so fucking hard

>their

>sole

>We got into pretty intimate conversations and she started trusting me more and more each day

>invite both of them over to my place after a few more meetings together

>Smoked herb and played destiny

>Bf was the type of person that developed tunnel vision whenever he played

>Got really sucked into the game and ignored both of us

>She's mentioned this to me before BTW

>Decide to go make ramen in the kitchen with her and the bf kept playing (of course)

>Bring up our late night conversations while we're in the kitchen

>She started blushing and got visibly nervous/excited

95kg at 6 footish isn't that bad bro, just hit the gym hard for a few weeks. I'm sure you're not ugly either, just take better pics maybe. I'm 75kg at 6 foot (skinny af), and I can still slay on Tinder

Badoo is basically adware

>in Asia visiting long distance girlfriend
>told I'm handsome
>install Tinder to see how handsome I am
>40+ matches in a day
>pick one
>8/10, short pink hair, 5' tall
>meet up
>have lunch, watch movie, fuck around then grab dinner
>end up travelling to the other side of the country together two days later
>total nymph
>girlfriend finds out
>break up
>date Tinder chick instead
>ditch her country and go to Bali together
>fuck like rabbits for 10 days
>date for another 4 months

>Fuck it I'm going in

>Kiss her lips

>She let out this cute soft moan and kissed me back

>The way she looked at me after the kiss made me want more

>I got really close to her and started rubbing my jeans against hers

>She was shy but not resisting

>Had a feeling if I don't go full throttle she'll pull back

>I slowly lowered my hand into her jeans and started rubbing her pussy

>She got super fucking wet and I lowered my jeans and pulled my cock out through my boxerz

>Fast forward the lame foreplay

>I fucked her over the counter but it was really uncomfortable so I finished on the floor

>Got a little bit of cum on her shirt and got nervous the bf would notice

>Finished making the ramen and went back to playing destiny

>We fucked and met a ton of times later until she moved back to cali

>I miss her sometimes she was genuinely fun to hang out with.

>as you are really cute...
Do people really talk like that? Are you both Europeans learning English coz that'd be the only time stringing words like that together would be acceptable.

Next time just say not so bad yourself, so (insert place name) 8pm?

>Be 22 using the Tinders
>Living with my Dad - he's back in the game. On the Tinders too.
>Snag meeself some horny milf. Rich AF start pounding that cougar pussy. Huge house on the river.
>Fast forward about a month. The old boy has hooked some slart and is over her house "knocking the back of her head out" according to text.
>Cool dad proud of his conquests
>Sends me a pic of him smoking a joint on her balcony post root
>Same balcony as milf I've been destroying
>Send text to dad saying lol you old cunt you just got my sloppy seconds
>pic related - sent it with text

Post her pic

>talk to gril
>seems normal, wearing dresses and girl shit in pictures
>go to pizza place
>she wears a button down man shirt nearly identical to the seat upholstery, only a slightly smaller checkerboard look
>try to make conversation but keep getting sick because the pattern contrast
>shes not bad at chatting, cute when i looked past the pattern but can't stop looking at it
>total faggot, never talk to her again and stop using tindr because i think it's a bunch of dykes pretending to be cute on the app to get pizza and dress like a well-coordinated-to-the-decor ogre to deter me from pursuing her

Nah, her bf lurks and I Dont feel like dealing with that drama, especially since I have a gf now

...

Roger that boss

Ahahahahahha the last 2 lines, you are great

I appreciate your understanding, tinder is a lot easier when you don't let them know you like them.

Lol. That's totally untrue. Women are stupid, and predictable animals that can be easily controlled and manipulated.

The idea that they're mystical creatures that just can't be figured out is fucking retarded. It's almost as retarded as they are.

You're getting r3kt.

It's not even funny.

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Most of the girls on tinder are crazy as hell. I had it for a while and fucked 10 or so girls ranging from a decent 6 to a solid 9. Most of them were 1 and done since they would pretty much end up being bat shit crazy so I dipped to the next 1. But yes sometimes it looks like it's going well then they randomly stop responding or something so I just cut it and delete them. It's mostly bots now so I stopped using it. I did have some wild sex while it was still a decent app though. Probably have an illegitimate child somewhere from it now smh.

POST THE REST GOD DAMMIT

Dude SERIOUSFUCKINGLY every chick ived fucked on tinder wouldn't show their crazy side until after you tapped. Also I think I might have a kid -_- have gf that I love now and always get paranoid it'll all come back to bite me.

so.. how do they work and think?

Same way as you. Faggot.

Jokes on you, I don't have a job and don't tend to think a lot

Dammit