Left or Right - Who would you rather have? And why?

Left or Right - Who would you rather have? And why?

left. Because I'm not a whaler

actually right
prettier face
long hair
boobs

Right because I need to feed and keep my Eskimo family warm through the winter.

Right, because her face is more pretty. She is fat though, but i'd still hit her

Right, because the one on the left is just nasty.

Right, love that kind of body

Right. Because Roose Bolton cosplay.

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Left i don't want to be crushed to death

right

huge tits go a long way

Right

high test

Right because thicc.

right because slam tight piggy

eww wait nvm

didn't see tattoo on the right one or clit shrapnel on left

both trash

Gimme some right. heavy girls ride better.

Left. I can't stand fat. Bonerkill

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either, bc it's been 4 years since i got laid

>huge tits go a long way
Go a long way to what? They're just bags of fat.
A-B cups perkier, prettier, nipples get harder

Virgin who watches too much porn detected

Right because the left is worse

Nope. Married man whose wife has A-cups.

Porn addicts like big tits - hence implants in most porn stars.

Oh, and you are clearly deranged.

It's helps if you find women sexually attractive but you don't so can't really explain it to you.

Ah, I see. Large tits = women. Even bigger tits = more womanly

You must be American. I suspect it's something Oedipal