Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
rattle edition

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, Welcome to the light music club!

Azusa claimed!

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Miho claimed

I tow cars and shit. And no that aint my boat.

Im also from Texas there fam.

And i use to have 2 bull mastiffs.


Be on later.

My grandma just died today. My aunt and my mom can't stop crying.
I won't post my avatar because I'm not attention whoring. This is the only place where I can say this things because I don't like to speak about this kind of stuff to my friends.

Best type moon claimed.

Finally got around to scaling up the MB faces.

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My condolences, stranger.

It's looking nice, new pics of her eyes are always nice. Can you post a more neutral expression?

Not a stranger, I just don't like to make a big deal out of this stuff.

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Minumin claim

I wanna go for a nap.

But I have work in a bit.

You should get better IRL friends then or, you know, talk to some of your family members

Talking to people over the internet who only give you sympathy to seem nice to the rest of the community can only keep you satisfied for a certain amount of time, you need real interaction.

You 3 always seem to be here

Sadly neutral expressions don't take to have her eyes activated.

You wanted wallpapers right?

First of all, my condolences
I have the feeling you' might be just an user that didn't get any sympathy elsewhere
whatever it may be, I feel for you user.
I remember when my grandma died, and when I heard my other gran had Alzheimers. Heartshattering. Nothing can really make you feel better now. It's time to grief. Time will eventually heal these wounds
We'll be here if you need to vent

My girl,for now.

Yes, exams are over and I haven't bothered to get a summer job yet.
>Not the good Ilya
ONE JOB

We're here for ya, man.

different person im guessing, but post away user.

Not knowing who you are means you're a stranger to me at the moment.

Let's see... Does anyone want voice acting or something? I can say random things in a girl voice.

I don't have anything better to do.

Fucking finally! Just enter Wisconsin. Still another few hours before I'm home though


Hey megumin, how did last night go?

Because they are
With the end of my studies so will I

Were you the one that said "Chen will you marry me?"

Hello Fran

Say awoo~.

Do it now.

Say
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Hello

Heya Mio. You missed fun car talk.

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Say time to test my penis enlargenator

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I can't fucking do that m8. holy shit

So how are you today?
I think megumin died

Wait fuck I misquoted and was very slow to notice.
My condolences but you really should try talking to your friends, most people are better at helping you than strangers online.
see

vocaroo.com/i/s0L1vWjHnBWj

I was there. I just didn't say anything.

You did fine. Try a bit more like this.
youtu.be/yLkZY8GjdRw

I'll save that shit flac yo.

vocaroo.com/i/s1m7UZ6KqA5m

fackin hell

One day I'll think of something to have you say...one day!

Miiiiiooooooo, why?!

C L A I M E D

Made me laugh


How about WIZARDS! NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG!

Want a bf?

Good afternon waifu!

Just hearing your voice makes my body produce less testosterone

I'm bored as fuck
I hate the house I'm staying at now. Internet is shit, it's cold and wet and there's nothing to do for miles away
>megumin died
Megumin is kill? ripperoni

Yes~!

Say
>Sally sells seashells down by the seashore seeing saying sure alright how much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood while peter piper picks a peck pickled peppers

Seems like the other trans is better yhan you.
He also has a cute voice

trips confirm less testosterone by hearing girl voice

hello Fran! How are you?

I guess so.

Faggot. You are an inferior trans.

Hey Chara! Almost home

Oh shit, sounds terrible


He probably just got distracted and left the thread after his claim

Almost home!

No wait, say this

>Pad kid poured curd pulled cod

Sup Forums

Hey guys! Like my outfit for today?

I'm just lying around the house. Nothing special

>Azusa

I can live with that. I mean just look in tumblr. Makes you feel better about every life decision you ever made, even if they were bad.

No wait say this
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents
Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

Spread asshole
Insert finger

You're waaaay too muscular to be a trans

But cute outift

I don't know that much about cars, I never really looked at them or anything. So I kept out of the conversation

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Only on first take tho

Hey, fag, take that iPad and put it in the fucking trash where it belongs.

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>black
Ruined

He's cancer.

I think it's just the way the pic is. I don't work out or anything...

See?

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Wot Chara's trans too
I thought me and Azusa were the only ones

Only half.

This is in the light.

>girl
Nah man

I'm gonna try to escape today or tomorrow but I gotta make sure I plan it or I'll be forced to go back
Megumin ADHD confirmed

this

>3D
>man feet and hands
>way too muscular
>Ipad
At least your place looks cool
2/10

Can you say "Skyrim belongs to the nords"+battlecry

Yeah this is cuter

Sharpie in pooper

Oh ok then that's not too bad, still not in any way convincing, take a not from Maki's(?) playbook.

Are we /soc/ now?

My hands and feet are smaller than a Madoka Magica book...

Don't know what the fuck happened with that pic.

It really does, it is always good to know that you might have fucked up, but those people are FUCKED

You are alive!


I also didn't know you were

Why are you there in the first place? Family?

Basically

No but if someone is going to be an attention whore, a whore for my attention they will be.

Assusa, sharpie in pooper

Huh, forgot to say something

That's great, get home fast and save.

Yeah, I'm also trans. Probably. Don't have a counselor yet, free healthcare is sending me in circles pretty much.

guess we're three now

pretty much, it's amazing how ignorarnt you can be and still live good.

If i would be a trans i would be cuter than you chara and the other trans
I have long cute hair

I'm just now coming out

Yeah... I get a bit of confidence and I get shot down. Story of my life.

I should probably hang myself or something...

He is a tranny, that's like the ultimate attention whore maneuver.

Use syndra approved rope mang
Jk ur cool

I'm seriously starting to think that you're me

You are cute.
i would go out with you

Apparently we're /lgbt/ now

Well then, that was some forced perspective shit right there then

Little sister
Usually I sit in my own room in the apparetement near the university but I go back to visit my little sister. I hate my dad and stepbitch but I can't leave my sister behind

roll for this

>inb4 Syndra

HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

>Jk ur cool
Stop it

Is lil sis loli?

You dont
I would suck yours

youtu.be/VAnRV2fWHiU

who is syndra

Same could be said about you.

I'm going to my day-job now, when I come back, I'll fix my roommate's TV and then probably post a bit.

Bye.

Ur mum

Bye

Just three more hours

The mountains were fun, but it will be great to have a shower and see my mom

That's why my sister and I watch TLC reality shows sometimes, so bad

Embrace yourself! Be happy and all that shit

Want to talk about it?

Yikes, hope you can get out of there

kek

If I were to be a tranny, probably I woul've been cuter than most of you faggots.

Oh boy, we also have reality shows here, but we know those are made from the TV station, so I can't take them serious.
>My parents like to compare it with me though
>look, you're gonna turn out like this, do you want that?!

bait/10

You shouldn't let people drag yourself down, especially if they only know you from the internet.

But you should also try to stay a bit realistic.
For example you have a really beautiful voice.

lil sis is 16 and not very loli

He who never sleeps

Here's hoping man
Internet is so bad here I can't even play overwatch. Even the amerifags could play overwatch on EU. The people here are total assholes. I would never return if it weren't for little sis

>rattle rattle