Official Wimbledon 2016 Thread - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 3

Light Drizzle Edition

Official Site Links:
Draws: wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/index.html
Schedule: wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/index.html

Official Streams
wimbledon.com/en_GB/interactive/
bbc.com/sport/tennis/

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/wimbledon/2016/wta-women/

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youtube.com/watch?v=WTBxVnk4Pfs
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first for Sup Forums

>4 blades for 10 euros
>WHy are blades so costy

>Implying 1 euro for 10 BIC blades is costy

POORFAGS.

>this early a thread

da fuck are you on about m8?

Who are the quintessential non-meme players?

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Sum ad on my stream. Blades for razors.

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who high test here?

>tfw literally cant stop getting razor burn on my neck

help me lads

l-lewd

Go slower. And warm up your neck with warm water.

FedGOAT
Wawrinka

MTF SPOTTED.

>le can't win 18 man
>le Kokkinakis cuck man

Is Nadal even relevant any more?

Wash your skin with warm water then use shaving oil.

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Was he ever relevant?

any Djoko fans in here?

No

Take a good hard look in the mirror and think about the esteemed shitposting flag you are representing cunt. You're better than that.

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>clay babby
>roider
>exploding knees
Good riddance

is oil better than shaving cream? I use the proglide foam thats supposed to be really good

>Strokeavich

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he's a nice enough guy, and a great player, he's just really fucking boring to watch and i always want whoever's playing him to win, even if it's an australian

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Comfy update: tucked my dick and balls back between my legs, comfy as fuck desu

Footfags must be loving the tennis live text feed

I respect him as a sportsman and I'm happy for him when he wins, but I wouldn't say that I'm a fan of his.

yum

>tfw watch the marcus willis videos and shed a tear because it's so beautiful

like porn

>they made that swarthy Swede with the shit body Lara Croft instead of this

populist scum

I started using shaving oil last year, no more burns or dry skin.

Keep us updated.

Comeback is on lads

Djokovic is finished

>djokoshit

>broken by Mannarino

This is why he will never be GOAT

>mfw this goes to five sets and everyone gets cucked out of watching random plucky brit getting decimated by federer until tomorrow

Will Djoko choke in his way to the Grand Slam like Serena?

Why does it have to rain exactly on the days when there is no footy?

>British """"""organizing""""""""

Players you want to see get a career-ending injury

Mannarino's got heart. I love it.

Are you the naked guy with his balls tucked underneath him?

Wouldn't they play under the lights?

Why does he always do this?

Why does he always pretend to be retarded during exactly one set and lose it, or almost lose it, only to destroy his opponent in the rest of the match?

Not me, sorry m8

Match-fixing

part of me thinks he's literally doing on purpose because he thinks it'll make him more likeable if he isn't an unstoppable terminator 100% of the time

anyone know why this guy is so bitter?

dat slide tho

He's giving the crowd what they want, he's a great entertainer.

Chokers to the left

Djokovic plays on grass like it was clay, this fucking disgusting.

we all hate you novak

Reminder Djok has never won a set against Murray on grass

His strokes are so fucking ugly, I swear he looks like the least talented player in top 100

Marcus 'fatty' Willis up soon.

Well done Novak, we all love you.

>djokovic hadouken-ing the crowd

Buy a DE or a straight desu. One-time investment and in the case of DE, you get blades for nothing. And it's a nicer shave than the multiblade shit

>beats a literal who
>le conducting the crowd to be hype man

Mannarino's got spirit. Gotta respect him for that.

>DWL

Why does he try so hard to be liked by the crowd? Why does he care that much?

He's fucking tragic at times

>C More Tennis is showing rain delay footage from court 1 instead of actual play from center court

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE whoever is in charge of the broadcasting there needs to kill themselves

i cringe so much when he does his new celebration thing. fucking awkward

I respect him more than most people on here, but this does make my cringe.

> the two greatest sportsmen of 2016

>Sue Barker is actually a robot

What is it like?

COVERS ARE OFF

COVERS ARE OFF

num1 in the world
still being the warm up act for federer

yes wtf, it was on C More Sport though

Warm up for EBMW you mean

Who can save us from DWL? Murray?

bbc proper over doing this now

Even over here
It's the DESIGNATED Wimbledon fairytale - has to be one every year

>there is talk of a movie

does it show the match?
youtube.com/watch?v=WTBxVnk4Pfs

Edmund in approx 5 years

>no rain
>covers are off
>court assistants literally take a fucking hour just to put up the nets

stupid tennis fans always rag on him for being too dominant so he throws a few games every match to make himself look more beatable

MARCUS MARCUS MARCUS

>still lives with his parents
ONE OF US

Yes. Nice quality desu

Oh god he's going to get destroyed isn't he ;_;

MarcGOAT

Yes but he'll have a smile on his face while it happens.

GET FUCKING HYPE YOU LOVELY BROS AND KIND HEARTED PEOPLES

Yep and Marcus will go on to the 3rd round

I'm smiling so hard right now.

nth for the Wombles of Wimbledon, our eternal thread mascot.

Praise be to the Wombles.

youtube.com/watch?v=esd2gfuHAZU

>yfw he brexits wimbledon

6-0 6-0 6-0 inc