If you could revive and marry any historical person, who would that be?

If you could revive and marry any historical person, who would that be?

My pick is Jeanne d'Arc.

>inb4 hitler

Eleanor of Aquitaine. Make me rich

My girlfriend.
...
I miss you Louise, I really do :(

You would have to learn French and Latin you tard. Lol something I know you wouldn't do.

Hitler

>historical
grandpa get of Sup Forums

Mansa Musa, the richest man in history

Sugar daddy ezpz

marquis de sade

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Mootywooty.

I would do that for her, obviously. Imagine what genes she was carrying. The chance to dilute them with your own and spread around. That is something worthy to live for.

you my friend, have no idea what the fuck you are saying.
You don't simply "learn french"
You suffer for years until you start to understand it.
Trust me french is one of the hardest languages to learn on Earth

Adam Lanza

>Trust me french is one of the hardest languages to learn on Earth

ahahhaa, no

Empress Wu

Richest woman of all time

>marry a schizo
>see her burnt to death

I guess there are ups and downs

This is the dumbest thing said on Sup Forums for the past 20 days.

Ferme ta gueule sale merde tu sais pas de quoi tu parles, le français est une belle langue ok gigantesque fils de pute

>one of the hardest languages to learn on Earth
No. Those are chinese, japanese, korean and arabic.

The person is revived nowadays. No one would burn her.

You know absolute shit about languages, you fucking faggot.

Ta gueule sac à merde, et comme il a dit - you are a fucking son of a bitch.

Ouais, mais c'est pas en parlant comme ça que tu vas faire croire aux gens que c'est une belle langue, ducon.

>implying que c'était pas le but