Gf is prego

>gf is prego
>no one knows other than us and a few select friends
>what do?

Abortion unless you can raise kid

abortion, like in 2 months

KBS4L

accidentally trip her down the stairs

Op here we haven't seen a doc yet an don't really want to jump straight to abortion.

Be the best father you can be.

Man up and be a good father. I just had a kid 3 months ago. Best thing that ever happened to me.

Tom leykis' hail mary

Man up and take care of it. I have a 4 month old girl, best thing ever.

Wait until it's born.
Get a paternity test.
Marry her if it's yours and live a happy life with your kid.
Dump her if she's been whoring.

This
>inb4 i gots no money
Well, that is the price you pay man. Be a great dad, raise your child with your gf. You can do it, and you will love every minute

Move west and change your name. Defend the town from savages and take the sheriff's place when he dies.

mods

if you want it, and can afford it, keep the unborn shit
if you want it, and cant afford it, put it up for adoption
if you dont want it, why the fuck didnt you use a double wrapped condom?
>ABORT ABORT

Raise it if you can, abort it if you can't. This shit isn't difficult unless you're a hippie communist cunt.

>why the fuck didnt you use a double wrapped condom?
May as well just jack off.

>and a few select friends


Everyone knows.

Yeah? You know what sex is for right?

Procreation by purpose, brudda.

This. That happened to me, my boy is 5 now. Since there's an economy of scale, he's got a little sister who's almost 2. Being a dad is hard, but worth it. The time you will spend will probably be more worthwhile than whatever other crap you would have done.

Toss her down a flight of stairs. God will decide whether or not you keep it.

Exactly. Dont have it, if you arent prepared for the outcome. Seriously.

Unless it lives and ends up being born crippled.

>God

I dunno, that Christian god from the old testament, he'll handicap the girl for life and leave her pregnant, he's a dick, I'd make sure with like $400.

when baby is born take baby and put it in oven and say it's turkey

That's why I'm still a virgin. :^)

the 1st few months with the new baby are hell.

Hey thats a good thing man, anyone who says otherwise is probably also ill prepared to be a parent.

First 7 weeks, once that bitch sleeps through the night its all good.

or ill prepared to be a good chef

pretty new in here, huh OP?

Get outta here with your turkey nonsense

Accidently push her down the stars

Op here. Little late to double wrap a condom. Gf is only 20 with her whole life ahead of her. I'm 30. Still married. Gf trying to come off opiates but is more than willing to stay clean if we decide to keep it

"sorry honey I gave her too many sleeping pills"

If don't want: Abort
If girl: name Lilith
If boy; name Lucien

Nope.

Abort.

Do it. It's better this way.

yeah. our 1st kid was/is really difficult. 2nd one is way more easy (so far).

if you put an aborted baby in a blender will it be scrambled eggs ?

Do you guys want a kid and can you support it? If so, have the kid. If not, there's an abortion pill that will work in less than 24 hours.

>few days ago
>gf says shes prego
>later found shes just testing me
>she isnt prego
>thank the gods and leave the bitch

Nigga, you better be sure of she is really prego, this bitched are crazy

laxatives give her LOTS of laxitives

No

OP here. Definitely sure she's prego also we've only been dating three months.

Had a gf do april fools like that. Kept it up all day, i was tripping. I almost withdrew from college that day, and found a job to support the kid but at the end of the day lol april fools. Well next time we had sex, april fools i stuck it right in her pooper.
>mfw

This also happened to me. Difference is I hate my life every second of every day. The ONLY people who think parenting is a 'blessing' are people who had no ambitions to begin with.

And here we see a product of the me generation. Glad to onow you are a selfish dick who didnt have the foresight to have protected sex, and now your kid will grow up with a not so loving father because he is so self absorbed that he doesnt see what a gift kids are.

kids are a gift ?

An hero

>gift kids are

Kids aren't a gift, fag. You're only saying that because your life had absolutely no meaning beforehand.

Yes man.
>lol you were a loser before lol
Ok. Enjoy raising a shit heel that my tax dollars will have to support. Get your head outta your ass

This. Be a real man and teach that kid right from wrong.

keep it, sex during pregnancy is pretty awesome.

>muh tax dollars

So worthless and gullible, good to know.