Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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wtf answer someone

otsu

They live with their parents.

>Where NEETs in Japan get money?
From their parents.
>They work as a freelancers or what?
Then they wouldn't be NEET anymore.

otsu

メリークリスマス!

東京タワーになりたいなぁ

フラワーカンパニーズ / 東京タワー
youtube.com/watch?v=0mmsSVo970U

ポトフってフランス料理なんだね

そういえばオーストラリアのケンタッキーもクリスマスケータリングをするようになった
人気にはならないだろうけど

MERRY SHITMAS

>になりたいなぁ
文字通り?

> pot au feu
もう名前からしてフランスっぽい

食べ物を粗末にしたらあかんよ

そうだよ
何か問題でも?

your thoughts on the dude from the left

どうして?マスコットキャラクターがアナルプラグっぽいでしょう?(´・ω・`)

>エッフェル塔のパクリ

※スタッフで美味しく頂きました

>何か問題でも?
いいえ、何でもない
ただそれはおかしい

When will Japan have a socialist revolution?

Looks like some kind of disgusting brown mudman. I guess he's from some awful country, terrible genes. Probably everyone in whatever country he's from is a filthy subhuman.

He must be from Australia.

Why should we?
We love Japan the way it is.

its illegal to own niggers like this user

今の世界の経済は悪くてしょうがないなぁ

本当だ
ノッポンアナルプラグどこか売ってないかな

どこが?

can you play the didgeridodongo?

make no mistake
niggers own you

毎日毎日骨の髄まで働いているのが飽きる

ニートになろう

ちょっと大きすぎるかも

Did you just call yourself a nigger?

日本語を学ぶ助言はあるか? 新しいです。
ありがとう!

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ちょっと…?

never.
however, we have Japanese communist party who was founded in 1922 and it's the second largest party next to the Democratic party of Japan.

だってやってみなきゃ分からないでしょ

>didgeridodongo
ナニソレ(´・ω・`)食べられる?

Let your dollar circulate

Why their parents let them to be neets?kek

三日坊主とは決して恥ずかしい事では無い
諦めて下さいよ

日本では親と同居することは割と普通。

I see you forgot to include the government as a party, furendo.

What's the biggest object which has ever entered your anus?

日本では親と同棲することは割と普通。

You in the presence of a motherfuckin rap star
I push up laid back in a black car

oh, I'm embarrassed as fuck...

>Why their parents let them to be neets?
I dunno. I guess they feel responsible and want to take care of their family?
If their family doesn't take care of them, they're either completely poor and/or homeless.

「同棲」は愛し合う男女が一緒に住むときに使う言葉。

nozzle on tube of haemorrhoid cream

Thats_the_joke.png

This guy right here.

日本では親と愛し合う男女として一緒に住むことは割と普通。

>joke
please be more obvious next time.

Puff mad L's but never passed out
And if Im caught up in a jam I BLAST my way out

Couldn't have been more obvious desu.

your anus needs lots of training to do.

It's a fair mistake. They are more or less the ruling party by default and will remain so for the foreseeable future. If they are clever they will start cracking down on the left in order to secure power.

Do Japanese people have humour?

すごく…大きいです…(´・ω・`)

ゲイの方ですか?

大丈夫。
I have a massive arsehole, so no problem.
I'm waiting for you. ラブ

気持ち悪いです

NO.

really? i wonder why it wasn't funny at all...

oh, so, I'm to be blamed for you being unfunny?

ご両親が嫌いだなんて酷いよ
孝を知りなさい

日本では愛し合っていない男女が同棲することは割と普通

JOY STICK

I want to say "no" but I don't laugh at anything people actually think is funny so what do I know.

Chinami ni It wasn't my joke *(I just have onaji flag)

だよね
ちっちゃい奴から始めないと痛くなる

バイです

>I have a massive arsehole, so no problem.
教えすぎる

That the point, imo parents must take responsibility and must teach their kids to be independent, but may be I am wrong bc I dont have own childs and dont understand the meaning of being parent

Not only did the other Australian and the Norwegian get it, but even other Japanmans know how to make japes:

>onaji flag
かわいそうね(´・ω・`)

Proper parenting involves enslaving the spawn to toil in their underground sugar caves.

>だよね
知らんがな(´・ω・`)

ハッピーホリデー

The reason Japan is based as fuck is because they MURDER every single socialist they come across.

Capitalism made Japan great and the Japs know it.

Make Japan 富国強兵 Again

Shit like this and the Akihabara stabbing is why I had to jump through hoops to get my camping gear within the legal limit.

Communists hate and destroy anime. Communists need to die.

Die chinese scum.

>Akihabara stabbing
what is this?

NOT TRUE.
We have a huge communist party.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akihabara_massacre

A massive earthquake will hit Japan within a week. This time, it will be a huge one.

Which county are you from?

They're not even close to being actually communist.
They're social democrats at best.

pff
youtube.com/watch?v=abso28yOAS0

昔は苦手だったけど、今はその味が好き。
オージーラムは美味しいね(*´∀`*)

great country of Kazakhstan.

is nice

THEY ARE COMMUNIST. THEY ADMIRE NORTH KOREA.

The rhetoric they use in public is of the social-democratic brand but rest assured they most certainly are hard-core anti-Japanese subversive scum. The less-radical rhetoric is P.R., mere tatemae.

Oh Kazakhstan
I see

No lol I read their manifesto on their website.

They're basically just anti-war social democrats that want to "regulate" large corporations and raise taxes.

hidoi

Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world

All other countries are run by little girls

please don't make me feel anxious.