Why can't polar bears just learn to live in the woods like every other bear instead of being such fucking drama queens?

Why can't polar bears just learn to live in the woods like every other bear instead of being such fucking drama queens?

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Sharia law prohibits this.

because they eat penguins and penguins can't live in the woods

polar bears dont know what woods is

why can't penguins just live in the woods instead of being such fucking drama queens?

They aren't adapted to that environment, but they are increasingly mating with grizzly, so basically they are moving to the woods, though for many woodland habitats are out of their range

because they stay alive by drinking sea water you moron

No, they drink Coca-Cola exclusively.

See what you did there..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pole_shift_hypothesis

They're not built for warmer climates. Too much fat and their coats are too thick.
Polar bears are pretty cool. A lot of animals are op. You should read about the blue footed booby and impress your friends with your knowledge.

So you're saying they should lose weight?

well, yeah, that kind of thing

also this is interestingish, kinda

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Atlantic_Anomaly

They are white
feminist teached me that whites can't do anything without the brown bears.

This. Polar bears are infeldels.

"Teached" you must be one of the brown bears if you can't figure out how to properly write

>Properly white
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TYL they already do - they are called Grizzly Bears.

Because their coca-cola will get warm.

SHILLS GET OUT

OP you have a valid point, I appreciate you opening my eyes to this way of thinking.

Do other bears not like them because they are a different color maybe ?

Can polar bears climb trees, that may be a limiting factor if they can't ?

Do polar bears speak a different language maybe, it will hinder their ability to integrate ?

I need answers now OP, I need answers

rude, tbh imo

because nature

I love when global warming enthusiasts complain that the ice is melting so the polar bears will have to swim.

When in reality polar bears love swimming and its how they hunt their beloved baby seals.

eco-nuts are stupid.

And polar bears don't give a fuck except to other polar bears and the occasional grizzly

>mate polar bears with other kinds of bear
>some kinds of penguins do live in warmer climates on rocky land next to the sea.
Not every penguin in an emperor penguin

Why can't you learn to live under water?
Fish have no problem, so why you?

This makes me miss my time in biology class...

my computer doesn't work underwater...