Just got stood up, got nothing to do

Just got stood up, got nothing to do.

ITT: Write whatever you want and I'll make a video of me saying it.

Cos why the fuck not.

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allah akhbar

tits or GTFO, roastie

Zipzop or boopity bop that is the question whether tis nobler in the mind to eat the puddin pops of outrageous fortune or take arms against the gumbo drops and by opposing end them.

To zip to doop and by a zoop to say we boop, the thousand natural mitty mobs that flesh is heir to. tis a skeet deet doodly doopity boop to zap to dop per slop o dop per chance to dippty, aye that's the rip zap poppity bow in that sleep of zoop doop what dreams may come.

Recite entire bee movie script start to finish

youtube.com/watch?v=lTn2aKmR1gE&feature=youtu.be
Never did know how to pronounce it.

I wanna suck your big fat cock.
Say it you slut!

Oh god.
Okay bare with me

KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OF THIS CAMPUS

Stupid girl.

I wanna suck your big fat cock.

post it and I'll describe it

say "please fuck me in the ass and fill me with your cum"

please

Do the voices from gen 1 Pokemon, all 151

youtu.be/H6Iv8y0A1AQ

'don't touch that rug, come over here and fuck me'.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You're all sorry little virgins.

Every time. I lose every time I see this copy pasta.

gg no re

Prepare to have your channel taken down.

It's sad knowing people will most likely use these for their personal catfishing later.

Says the virgin

"please fuck me"
Then reveal your tits

Yeezy

Wait, does your name start with an M?

timestamped tits

I call upon and invoke the mistress of the hidden moon!
I invoke Nocticula Hekate,
the sinister queen of all witches and the goddess of the blackest
witchcraft!
I invoke Trivia Hekate,
the cruel enchantress;
she whose dark spells bring down the heavens,
she whose might ushers man towards the eternal sleep of death,
she whose wrath and cold fury freezes to ice the seven seas!
I invoke the great goddess Hekate!
I invoke Nocturnos Trivia,
she to whose honour the black wolves of Hades howl at night!
I call upon the dark queen of the crossroads!
I call upon the shadows of the dead and the powers of the dark
moon!
Trivia Hekate, in the name of Chaos, I invoke you!
Three-headed goddess,
O mistress of the hungry dogs of the underworld,
you whose beauty illuminates the dark night of the soul;
in the name of Typhon, I invoke you!
I invoke Nocticula Hekate,
she whose power of will can extinguish the light of the immortal
stars
and illuminate the darkest pits of hell!

Bare with me!

black cocks better than white cocks

Make a video of you masterbating and title it "fsovrubhvobhabvolfdanabg"
We can all stay tuned and see how long it stays on the youtube's

Yes.

OP jumped thread

I want to suck your fat cock, user. Also heil Hitler

I will probably fap to this later unless you wanna give us something better?

I'll be fapping to that too

I think she jumped ship so I'm gunna now before I go out I guess,shame we didn't get any tits she's beautiful

Where'd you find that user?

Nice detective work Sherlock, not like her Youtube channel is named "Megan Adams".

>Uses youtube channel with name that's the same as on other social media platforms

Nevermind, found her Facebook.
It's public too, dumb bitch.

Implying you're gonna do anything?

someone cum on her

That voice is heavenly?

Yes, it's a statement question.

What I want to know is: who's the faggot who stood her up?

Finally it's uploading, yo. Shame I couldn't remember it off by heart!

tits.....

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wiz khalifa...

Yeah, I'm going to masturbate and add some photos to my wank bank, that's what I'll do.

>Inb4: so hardcore, edgy.

You are attractive.

youtube.com/watch?v=QJq_fLbprwY

Jeannie?

But do you like Danny Brown?

this might be one of the funniest things I've read in the past week. Thank you.

is that you jeannie?

congratulations

TITS DUMB BITCH!

Hnnnnngggg

Say : Elementary, my dear watson

kek'd

You're fucking adorable

3 34-267-7362
Just say it out loud. It will please me.

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You're awesome!

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Were you engaged to Scott?

I think I'm in love...

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My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car ALLAHU AKBAR

me too user

Notice me senpai

You know who she reminds me of Sup Forumsros, Lindsey Stirling.

spot on m8

I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.

youtu.be/12mbLcjYpGg

The resemblance is uncanny, change the pose and put a violin in her hand's and it would be hard to tell the difference.

They both to nature photo shoots too.

>pic: Lindsey Stirling

Tasty trips

check my dubs *while pointing a finger to the top right*

She's a really cute Scottish girl, just the makeup she has on these vids makes her look like a transvestite with shitty glossy makeup.

Megan is much more beautiful tho

She's from Leeds, England.

jesus i was just thinking that

Jeez you guys are all up in her info already

holy shit. OP please do porn, you would make tonnes being a Lindsey Stiriling look alike

Those eyes though

...

Please promise to come back again OP WE NEED YOU.. I NEED YOU

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She looked better ten years ago, chavy.

No, she's looks stunning the way she is now...

most do

Goddamn it. Have my babies.

I know right user, unfortunately she doesn't have many photo's acknowledging her extraordinary eye's without heaps of makeup on...

I have a thing for these types of girls but they only go for skater/scene/emo guys

moar pix pl0x

As do I user

When I was in high school I dyed my hair black and straightened it, I loved the style.

I'm gonna record this one!

You stupid fucking faggot. You piece of shit fucking newfag are what's wrong with this place now. Tits or gtfo only applies when a demanding is making a request. She is making an offer. She's not asking for shit from us. You gtfo you sad sack of human filth. I hope you and you kind die slowly in a fire. God damn you.

S-she noticed me.

youtu.be/E-nZu6gZmJo

After our journey has past I find myself in a sea of belief hoping to some how be with you in peace at last... -some thing I wrote a while back :p

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