55 decides what I write in my tinder descriptions.
55 decides what I write in my tinder descriptions
My mom and I are looking for someone else I can disappoint, swipe right for even less than you already expect.
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Rawl
Ill do two more rolls.
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Im a virgin that browses an online message board that posts the same porn every day hoping to find something new and because of that i downloaded tinder to get pussy that i will inevitably not get
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I like good music, and movies..
I am looking for a woman that put carrots in my ass while slapping my mother, and calling my son a bitch. You know, nothing too extreme.
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ay yo i got a big dick and spend most of my days googling how to suck my own dick
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i am the chipoman. my mom thinks im gay but i actually am a shemale. i got double d size dick and a c cup
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About: Just your average joe blow Sup Forumstard. I love newfags cause they Sup Forums tarded and i like long walk in the woods, makes it harder to find the bodies.
Current Work: I count the chocolate chips on Chip Ahoy cookies to ensure there's a proper chip to cookie ratio
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jesus christ this post screams im 14
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Just fuck my shit up senpai (literally ;'))
Ich heiße Martin und stinkt wie ein Fuß.yolo.