ITT: We post our most sinful confessions

ITT: We post our most sinful confessions.

>I was a 2015 summerfag

I get nudes and videos from a 13 year old girl daily

I read confession threads and don't post anything.

I don't believe you

I like teenage boys

I always unscrew the tops of salt shakers before I leave resturants

yeah i dont belive either

prove or gtfo

yeeaah... gonna need something more than that.

>i think im bisexual

I am totally doing this from now on

Oh, here we go again...

I constantly post in incest threads saying how much I want to fuck my sister

I don't have a sister

I only say that something is seriously wrong with this world just to try to justify my depression, I dont actually believe in it or care

Were you in the other thread I confessed in a couple days ago

Better yet, go to a crowded restaurant, find one of the only empty tables left, and unscrew the lid. Then when someone gets seated, and they go to pour the salt, you can watch their food get ruined.

On my family's trip to the US I fucked my sister in her sleep.

I started the craigslist niggerdick copypasta

Been there done that, there's no real benefit for me to post proof

i farted on a train once and it was a really bad fart
and the people around me proceeded to blame a old lady for the deed to this day i feel bad about it

A trap sucked my dick 5 years ago.
>inb4 gay

I sent a death threat letter to a bully

I get fucked by a guy I met on internet regularly for money just to get money for whores.
>Never ending circle

she's probably been stuffed into a crematorium by now mate, so don't feel bad

>i'm a 2016 summerfag

maximum kek

I vape

Today I met a 14 year old girl looking like 20 years old and acts like it, too.
She is into the same sexual shit I am and somehow she is cute.
I still don't know if I should fuck her or not if I have the chance (besides she has a boyfriend). I'm 22 - not really cool to hit on a 14 year old with nice tits and 7/10 body (not really the body of a 14yo)

I was a 2014 summerfag. Please take me away from this place.

I get off on having married men blow me

my dick fits perfectly up a goat's nostril

I've been cucking a guy who works out of town for three months. His wife is a 8.5/10. She's starting to catch the feels for me.

Oh.

unforgiveable

no idea why I'm laughing at this

Because it's funny

I'm twenty four. I have an eighteen year old girlfriend and on Wednesday I'm meeting up with a sixteen year old girl to give me head and possibly fuck.

Oh shit, sinful confessions? I masturbate.

Nothing, I'm absolutely perfect unlike all you beta faggots who spend your whole day fapping to furry, trap porn. I am currently worth $50 million and live in a private mansion with all my 15 10/10 gfs who are of legal age. Every day I am able to live out all my fetishes with my gfs due to my exceptional physical shape, and all night I go to the top parties with all my alpha friends who have never heard of a Sup Forums. I even have friends in the government who all take my advise to raise taxes on Hot Pockets and Dragon Dildos just so we can all laugh at you while my homies at the NSA hook us up to your webcam. Finally yes I am Jewish so if any of you complain I will get my JDL niggas on you who will ruin your life, good day.

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I'm 26 and virgin and since I can't find sexual pleasure outside of this house I'm starting to enjoy the idea of getting caught with a boner from my sister.

Also I masturbated at her photos.

tl;dr I'm becoming a degenerate

>Jewish
Found your confession

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it's ok user, I feel exactly the same way

I explained it in this post

My story is real, also I don't have a good relationship with her...we sorta hate each other.

She's an histeric bitch and she needs to be punished.

I love watching women fight and pumping my cock until its the size of a tall can.

it's ok user

I understand

pretending to have a sister is great fun

Post gf

Me to

I've seen my own penis

more than once

I don't find asian women attractive, they all look like aliens to me

I sometimes puch frankfurter sausages up my anus and fantasize about being fucked by nignogs

Sure thing.

I sometimes find images on google and post them on Sup Forums and pretend they're my girlfriend

so does this guy

HAHA nice try, do you know how many FEMA camps there are around the world?

Do you realize how little your knowing of our greater plan actually means?

I'm sure you find this all really funny sitting in your parents basement in your middle class goyim neighborhood thinking you contribute something to society. Well you won't be laughing when you are taken away by Obama's secret police to one of our camps and replaced by a superior clone. You think people will be able to tell the difference? Top Kek implying anyone knows you well enough to see even a remote change. Maybe your clone will actually achieve something unlike you, well guess you'll never know anyway so what's the point? You probably think this is still a joke.

one time I pushed a plastic chopstick down my jap's eye

my dad died last year, I didn't go to his funeral. because he was a fucking asshole.

I did a big hard solid shit in mt hand once and had a good look at it then I put it in the bowl and flushed it, I have no idea why

I'd like whatever the fuck he's smoking. Let me get my tinfoil hat.

You filthy liar

I want to be a little girl and get gang raped by big fat sweaty negroids