Be me

>be me
>at bottle recycling plant
>really looking forward to getting money
>some guy comes up to me and gives me a HUGE bag of bottles
>says he doesn't have time
>aw yiss
>get to the machine
>do my other bags
>save the big one for last
>all. bottles. are. crushed.
>easily 100+ bottles
>oh shit oh shit
>don't want to lose so much money
>greatidea.jpg
>blow on them to make them bigger
>a little gross, but whatever
>takes me an hour just for that one bag
>end up getting 9+ dollars for just that one bag
10/10 would blow again.

What does this mean?

Enjoy your herp, derp

What state do you live in OP?

>OP
California.

It's a joke. The bottles wouldn't weigh more if you blow in them. Go home.

No, the machines don't accept crushed bottles.

You fucking idiot, crushed bottles give you the same amount of money as ones with air

The air inside gives them extra mass

What part of California do you live in? Over here they just weigh the bottles, crushed or not

You know, if you go to a supermarket they will count them for you and pay you. Crushed or not...
Used to live in CA

dubs speak truth

Yeah, but that much air still isn't even worth a cent

OP here.
No, no, no.
The machines can't identify a bottle if it's crushed.
They're the kind of machines that only scan one bottle at a time.

So you make $9 an hour?? btw just asking are you homeless?

OP here.
I used to do that, but I moved away, so now I do this.

No, I just like extra change in my pocket.

OP here.
I first stuck my dick in every single bottle, but then figured that didn't work and started blowing.

9 fucking dollars? fuck me

I'm on £35 an hour. what the fuck dont waste my time with this shit.

they only pay 15 cents per pound where i live

you niggers are getting paid for empty plastic bottles?

It's to make sure people drink enough water to hydrate themselves.

are you this retarded?