It's time men

It's time men.
We must make the ultimate scam.

At least post a couple of ideas to start with

kill 3 niggers plant guns on the bodies in the southside of chicago, steal everything they own and rape the bodies

>chicago police find them and honestly dont care
>never bother to pursue you as they assume its just gang violence
>total loot: 2 nickels, some pocket lint and 3 pairs of shitty nigger clothes

easy shit

But Eddy how can my feet smell if they dont have a nose

A blowjob machine run by the kankers

And a meth lab based in Ed's basement.

How about we say that the Germans killed 6 million of us?

Eddy, carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?

> Kill a nigger
You already win

>Spread fake rumors about Russia getting aggressiv against nato forces (face Pics)
>Say they feel disadvantaged because of Nato/Olympia things
>????
>Profit ;)

>stage an attack on Johnny
>claim it was a hate crime
>for more fun stage it so it looks like it was done by Kevin
>start a fundraiser to collect money on behalf of Johnny
>profit

>run for office and attempt to spread facism once again
>appeal to peoples needs at first
>do what you keep doing until you eventually become president
>once president, release as many men from jail as possible that believe in your facism cause
>once you are impeached, start a fight club like group except with millions upon millions of people
>gather many of guns
>force people to join
>storm the white house as well as other important government buildings
>unlikely to succeed but you do anyways
>now the new Hitler of the world
>gather everyone in the Fascist USA and storm Mexico
>proceed to Canada with new Mexican army

Someone beat you to it Eddy!

#killaniggerget$!0

we take a kids superscribed atention deficite disorder treatment and add a quantity of 60% baking powder to the mix and pass it off as street corner smack going at fiddy bucks a pop

You all are wrong

Everybody considering suicide should be a part of this scam:
>All suicide victims must have ZERO family connections for lawyers/debt collectors to rely on after the fact.
>Suicide Victims (SV) will take out multiple credit cards, the best they can be approved for
>go spend money on anything and everything- fancy meals for all your friends, party for people you don't know, literally your heart's fucking desire
>after you're finished having fun with your credit card, go and purchase housing/clothing/food/blankets/etc for homeless people
>donate all these items to the homeless- destroy the credit cards when you cannot spend any more
>give them a better quality of life as your last act in this world
>when the debt collectors come looking they will have no way to collect
>help to implode/destroy credit card companies and debt collection in this shit-tastic country

sell homeopathic cocaine

I know it's not much to go off of, but I remember seeing this comic with some guy got taken into some shark cave, they banged, and his willy turned into two willies. Odd. But I remember it for some reason and would like to read it again.

He can keep his fucking shekels the thieving kike

>Become invested in technology
>Steal several innovations from your friends and apply them to your technology
>Sell your items for $500 more dollars than they take to make
>Retire from your own company
>Come back as a bigger douche than before
>Introduce overpriced MP3 players and white girl phones
>Die and be buried in a golden coffin surrounded by your money

make a news station
tell nothing but lies
????
profit

But what's the fun in being CNN?