Has anyone tried fucking cheese?

has anyone tried fucking cheese?
if so what kind is the best to get you started?
been looking into the swiss kind because of prelocated holes but i think mozzarella would feel better due to softness and moistness...
share experiences with cheesefucking

What the fuck?

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> thought you were swearing about trying some fucking cheese
> realize you want to fuck cheese

Keep in mind that all of the information posted here is an autistic work of fiction and falsehood

this happened to me on salvia

is there a chance for yeast infections or something do you think?

also share experiences if you have, what cheeses feel the best

Hey, that's offensive.

Melt it down until is bubbling from the heat. Drizzle it lightly over some rusty nails and just keep smacking your dick against it

You wanna tell me, that cheese isn't real?

the melted part is a good idea though, thanks

If you can fit your dick into swiss cheese holes you've got a problem. And I agree, mozzarella seems like the best choice.

The only unreal thing in his thread is your comma placement.

Moz is a low-moisture cheese you fucking faggot.

OP YOU FUUUUCUCUC:(

hm, swiss cheese might be the pedo cheese in regards to hole size

then why is it stored in water? do you have another alternative in mind?

You could try interracial cheese if you're into monkey fucking

lol monkey fucking

Go stick your dick in some fresh mozzarella then come back here and tell me it's low moisture you fag.

>fucking interspecies cheeses
Fucking pleb, I only fuck cheese made from human breast milk.

I love breast milk

Can somebody please screencap the nonsense currently taking place?

Just did.

but does that include this statement?

seriously, doesnt anyone have experiences to share?

how does one go about procuring breast milk cheese?

No, nobody can.
It's completely impossible.

Perhaps you could do it yourself though faggot.

Kidnap a woman who has recently given birth and milk her dry.

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This

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i like to take a toilet paper roll and fill it with melted velveeta. it takes some doing to figure out just how warm to get the velveeta but once you work it out its fucking ace. if you can forget that you're fucking a tube of cheese it feels just like a real vagina.

thank you, adding velveeta to the shopping list

What is going on in this thread

OP you must test cheese for aids before fucking

Captain tiny pecker over here.
Must have some serious micro penis going on to cram into a toilet paper roll

Pepperjack

I was interested so I got the toilet roll out of my bathroom and measured it. The diameter of the cardboard bit is approximately 1.5 inches. 2*3.14*.75 = 4.71.
micro penis confirmed.