/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 47
Nights since last BNM: 18

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Rest in peace Leonard Cohen, Leon Russell, David Mancuso, and Billy Miller
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, A Tribe Called Quest, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever and for always.

This thread stands in a place where there's no space or time and rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.

A Tribe Called Quest 8.8 BNM

>a guide for p4k bnm's
>is the artist black, female or trans?
>if the answer is yes
>BEST NEW MUSIC

high quality and original post

a tribe called quest tho

the new album is great.

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Jessica Hopper, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, MTV News, Pitchfork, et al.

What's everybody listening to?

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I really, really like it so far

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please die as soon as possible senpai

help me get this thread over a 100+ replies. i know you've helped me before, meme stealer guy/zoewaifuposter/depressedcollegekid/fakeautistguyfromlastweek.

fuck p4k

I think you are mixing a lot of people together. I'm meme stealer.

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ATCQ 9.0

dubs confirm

i'm actually a Sup Forums legacy mod and can see everyone's post history and ip's.

The you would know that you're mixing me up

>what is private browsing/incognito window

>meme stealer guy/zoewaifuposter/depressedcollegekid/fakeautistguyfromlastweek
Why do these threads attract the worst of Sup Forums?

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pic looks grainy and compressed. obvious cap of a cap.

I'm on a chromebook but okay

quit pretending you're not here every night just like me and help me with this post count.

WHERE THE FUCK IS TRIBE?

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
French Montana 7.0 by Paul Thompson
Hart Valley Drifters 7.8 by Jesse Jarnow
Emeli Sandé 5.4 by Katherine St. Asaph
Ken Thomson 7.9 by Seth Colter Walls

I never I said I'm not. I'm just not those other people. I'm just the meme stealer. I used to call the memes stale but now I take them.

>French Montana 7.0
What a joke of a publication

They gae Dis Generation a BNT on Nov 11 and 12 hours ago they gave We the People... BNT also. I think we're gearing up for a ten.

literally who

a whole bunch of literally whos

FINE.

Views had two BNTs leading up to the review and we all know how that went

Damn.

Wait until at least tomorrow's thread before getting upset