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What will happen to Lucic?

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edmonton made a good trade

I keep forgetting Stamkos signed. Too much trade memeing.

Too many memes this off-season. I need to nap.

>No canadians yet
Noice. Let's keep it that way

montreal made a good trade

Lucic will sign somewhere completely random, like Florida.

Devils are E L I T E

fuck you i'm here to talk more shit

nice try cleanshaven canada

Probably

>pulling the trigger on this before july 1

nice try canada

you can take your leaf off but we still know it's you

Who do you want to add, wangsbros? I want to see Martin and Ladd.

Dubs decides our new goaler

fucking kill me

>there are people on this board who though stamkos wouldn't resign

accept that you have to rebuild m8

>there are hasbs fans who still haven't killed themselves in this thread right now

Quebec here, I would gladly, Where are you?

Oilers fan here, from 1 to 10 how cucked are we?

>Oilers trade Hopkins to red wings
>Red wings sign okposo

Something is brewing with their $18mil cap space. My body is ready

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How can one Jon be so smuk

Not really chucked, just stupid imho.

Yes, some of us understand that gettign rid of a subhuman is a good thing.

I would have tought that your proximity to Sweden would have given you the same outlook, Mongolbro

I don't think so Ahmed.

Holland will either do something brilliant or something even worse than what happened today.

He signs in Calgary just to bully Edmonton.

>Stamkos didn't even talk to Detroit
lmao

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>hall for larsson
dont you fucking dare fuck up pulju you stupid bald faggot

Funny how everyone on /hoc/ except Habs fans used to hate PK Subban before today

I will be buttmad if holland signs/overpays Nielsen

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Calgary will be the next team to make a dumb trade.
Cap this.

Not even that bad of a trade. Don't listen to the people here. Just hope you get Lucic now.

You traded a Norris caliber defender on a sweetheart contract straight up for a past his prime Shea Weber.
No matter how you spin it, there is no scenario where hasbs win.

Hopkins for Kronwall who finally gets a life time ban for all the good shit he does now that he's not a Red Wing.

>swedish """"""""""""""""defense""""""""""""""men
Consider poopoopeepee's career dead on arrival.

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lmao look at that fuckin monkey

Except for the scenario where he's a teenage edgelord racist.

>sweetheart contract

What the fuck are you talking about

CBJ 4years 16 million
That's all he deserves for a 3rd liner

To be fair, hating Weber is justified too.

He's either baiting or a massive retard

Treliving doesn't make bad trades.

memes > previous occupations

We WILL see, but i can garan fuckign tee he will fuck up hard wherever he his headed. Screencap this. He won't have a whole fuckign team to unfuck his shit whenever he decide to use his hog the puck into other team getaway combo

>all those teams trying to clear space for Stamkos

LEL.

>9 million
>sweetheart contract

I'm pretty happy for the Subban-Weber trade

We get a nice, experienced, responsible D-man who can score and doesn't try to make a fucking show each and every game. It releases a bit of cap space too, nothing too much though.

I think the laffs fans are the ones that should be on suicide watch. Stamkos resigned for the Tampon Bay publix.

how could we miss jons birthday it was yesterday

Nice try Pierre

The best fucking D-man in the league for 9 millions per?
Every team in the league says yes, except Montreal ofcourse.

nice smuk_jon

>there are human beings who can't shop at publix
literally feel sorry for you

I don't believe in meme stats. PK's shot % numbers look impressive cause he's a puck hog. Besides, I'd rather see a career comparison cause Weber was having an off year and the Habs were unusually shit

>Leaf fan
>Actually trying to act smug

>donate 10 million to a children's hospital
>win a Norris
>sell jersey's as the most popular player on the team

>still get traded

What was the last trade a canadian team not named the Maple Leafs won?

JON GOING TO FUCK SOME PUSSY

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>best fuckign d man

No, just no.

As a guy who actually waztched almost everygamre last season, fuck this nigger. Glad he's gone

DICK
SUCKING
LIPS

Dougie Hamilton to Calgary.

I wouldn't say he's the best in the league and $9M isn't exactly cheap, he's the highest paid d-man

Wait what.

John is not a loser anymore??

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Look at that stare. You knew he threw it in her for a round or two

Remember that fucking bridge deal the year before he won the Norris? They don't even think he's worth $3 mill

Jon had the good pussy last night

Ottawa at the draft.

Brown will be far better than McLeod. Screencap this.

Moron to the coilers

Kek if you think subban was bad wait until you get to watch Weber

It was his birthday so he had a good time

Did Garfield just admit to cucking Jon?

LMAO JON KEKED

Homeboy got some fuck

is that a real monkey? why would he make a face like that

>trying to force garfield as le new hoc may may xddd
When will redditers learn?

So how could the >rags still be the memeiest team this offseason

>not knowing Jon arbuckle
LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF

Darcy Kuemper

>being this angry at jon

Trade their next available first round pick for literally anyone

Trading Lundqvist to Kamloops.

HOLLAND MAKE SOME MOVES YOU FAGGOT

WE LOST OUR BEST PLAYER AND YOU DID NOT EVEN TALK TO STAMKOS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

June 29, 1990-The Canadiens trade Chris Chelios
June 29, 2016-The Canadiens trade p.k. subban

History repeats.

Cam Ward

Does that look like a monkey to you guys?

Subban & 1st (9th ovr) for Hall & 1st (4th ovr)

There's only one reddit meme that /hoc/ posts and that's Phil Kessel shit

Mfw there are """"""people"""""" on this board who denounce Jon, the smuk King of /hoc/

Trade Lundpads for Niemi, a prospect and a first

if the >rags traded lundshit and he won a cup with the other team in the first year i would literally cum myself

I actually want that to happen because I like him.

unfortunately cam signed with >us for two years

Only faggots fresh from reddit think reddit started the Bill thing

to the blazers, or the storm?

grubaurer

smuk is Danish for beautiful
Jon is the beautiful king of hoc