Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Dio-sama...

kek
clmd

claimed...
>can't sleep edition

I'll try restarting my steam, you should do the same.

Shit.

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Claiming all waifus as dead and rotting

Blair is claimed.

here

I'm 28

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>Rattle rattle
Shizuru get

meh

Sup, yo.
>Claimed.

S L E E P Y
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I want to fuck that cat

will it fit or do I have to mold it first ?

Claimed, im out for a bit

What's cooking?

Yo Shino, that blows man. Kek you can try that but the bill is gonna bite you in the ass. If you do play, let me know. Just hope I won't be lagging like earlier.

Are they smooth rocks? Fucking love smooth rocks. Be careful mang, Thagnar was struck down by that stuff yesterday You have a cave, really? I'm still stuck in the mud shelter. Might take you up on that offer.

>Best idol claimed

Then sleep so we can do terrible things to your waifu while you're gone. =w=

Claimed

4 years off fuck.
oh wait, filename kek
got me.
anyways, how the hell do you test positive and then negative for an std when youve never had sex?

You need to talk friend?
Oh my.

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Ramen noodles unfortunatly.. ah well, gonna shower, be back later

How soon until the cringe group comes in and RPs on this thead

When did Sup Forums talk like sonic fanboys on special groups on Facebook

>How soon until we see
"NOTHING PERSONAL KID "
"Shes mine now"
"ILL KILL FOR HER HONOR "

Well you are certainly subtle about it.

how's it going emi??
naww...it happens, ill probably just pull an all nighter tonight lol

Mold your dick? :[
Well I tested positive and that scared me so I took another blood test at a doctor's office and I'm clean. My dad has it so maybe that's why I really don't know and I've never had the sex ;l

LEWD, but ok

Goodnight everybody!

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Do you want to get fucked too?
Why would I be?

youll be waiting a while.
well you have someone special right? riiiight? they sell condoms almost anywhere! wink wink

Claiming these sexy sexy beings.

Who gives a shit?
>inb4 everyone...

Fool, don't fuck the cat, it's dangerous!

Aw yiss. I got the grapes.

They were RPing last thread

your ass

I want to fuck that cat
I always keep condoms one for surprise sex from strangers. You never know :x

ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

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Kill urself

oh dude i just found out it only uses like fuckin 40-90megs an hour we guicci im gonna log on and play then fuck it. Some dude said he only used 2 gigs in a whole month of playing tons.

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Shes mine :3

Nami has been claimed

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Claiming her to sit on my face while you watch and cry

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oh, well i dont usually pay attention unless im talking to the person. every now and then i look.
>never know
well alrighty then. wait isnt that rape? someone whos raping you wouldn't give you time for a condom. unless its gay rape?

Claiming her to shit in your mouth

my dick will do the crying all over your face

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I'm sure if you ask nicely, itd make their job easier if you're both complying
ooh :0
Like everyone in general?

Thread is lewd.

>Presents are cute, though.

Black Rock taken

Shorbie is that you?

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Only crying is you watching me cock block your girls fat pussy

That's a beautiful mental image, sir.

shorbie?

would you comply to gay rape? is it gay if its gay rape even? or are you still straight if you are victim?! so many questions i need answered!

Is this some weird form of roleplaying too, or are you guys gonna just claim each other?

When does she shit?

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Hes a youtuber who has Tomoko as his avatar

I'll be too busy using the back door
thanks

It's only gay for the victim if you feel a pleasant tingling sensation, but it is always gay for the rapist.

Does anyone know the name of that anime? It actually looks really interesting.

I appreciate your work user, I'd kiss you if I could ;3
Depends if I can get away. If he has a gun or some shit I'm laying down and taking it. I'm bi so I don't mind, I just hope he's gentle with me :l

no i dont do that

She has the booty.

get

Yes.

oh gotcha! thanks!
Nyarko-san another crawling chaos. of course someone knows the name im claiming nyarko.
say he doesnt have a gun, what do?

Better than nothing, see ya then.

>40-90megs
Wow that's really surprising. Well sweet man, I'll hop on in a bit.

To leave because she kicks you out after seeing how small your dick is

Oh shit.

Butt!

Rory-sama claimed

that would be gay a hansy would be enough

Run. I run every day and someone who rapes is probably some no life creep so he probably doesn't exercise :p
I just noticed the last filename, nice :P
What about oral? And ok :3

aight msg im gonna stay off voice to avoid bandwith

Whats wrong with me guys !

I cant jerk to 3D porn. I can only cum to anime

Whats wrong with me???

I got more than a dick to put inside a hole
you might even get something yourself to shut you up

what about anal

Yup.

Always verify she's clean by inserting your finger in her asshole because inserting your shlong.

nothing you died long ago

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I oughta head off for my run now guys, see y'all in a bit.

true, but what if the guy from the old spice commercials was chasing you? what do?
my age is forever a mystery now.

Guess im not fucking that cat :(

._.;

don't trip

If she says she doesnt do anal, check for cleanliness like Dio said then change lanes without indicating.