Why do straight guys like traps?

Why do straight guys like traps?

because vaginas are gross.

I want a wife but vaginas seem disturbing

If you like a trap you aren't straight

Because they're gay

>straight guys

Found the faggots

Why?

U sir are in the closet !!! Got a 8=====D n your.into it your faggg just admit your gay nobody cares simple

Sup Forums answer: there faggots
actual answer: biologically we're attracted to what appears to a female. Hence the name trap

>Straight guys

Virgin mentality.
I wouldn't know what to do and the flaps and shapes seem weird

only faggots like traps

>Why do straight guys like traps?
'cause of da shemeat

Normal people change it turn it off once the traps reveled U guys seek it out GAY as

straight guys dont like traps

because they can bring their "girl" home to their religious parents without being ashamed but still have all the anal antics they want

because they're not straight

they're gay

Literally not that hard to comprehend

Calling yourself straight and liking traps is retarded denial. Bisexual myself, I prefer my men to look 100% like women other than their dicks though. I love women, I love dicks, but masculinity is disgusting. Just be honest with yourselves you fucking queers.

you're in denial faggot

>2016
>taking this obvious bait

What the fuck has happened to you Sup Forums

Great answer, in fact whenever you have no experience in ANYTHING you should probably just go suck some guys wrinkled dick you stupid faggot

if you want to fuck traps > straight
if you want to get fucked by a trap > gay
if you want both > bi

r u illyterate

well a dick doesn't really look female now does it you dumb fuck

1/10 bait or retarded.

>straight men
>like traps

literally stating "why are straight men gay" which makes no sense. because they're just gay

I honestly don't know why people lie to themselves when nobody even cares if you're gay anymore

Idk why I'm attracted to traps. I'm straight but I cant control what im attracted to. I'd totally fuck a trap as long as I didnt have to touch or do anything with the dick. Even if it isnt a trap and just a guy with a more feminine body I'd be down to fuck.

But I'm straight, and would never date a man.

>straight
>like traps

Pick one faggot.

Just get yourself a girl with a nice tight pussy, not one that's so strercged you could use em as your car's mudflaps

>But I'm straight, and would never date a man.

Good luck with that, you're practically there already.

It's simple, if you like traps, you're GAY !
You're not straight.

Why are peow such faggots these days, is it cool to suck dick now you Jew media slave cock sucker

> would never date a man
> even if it isnt a trap and just a guy with a more feminine body i'd be down to fuck
you're retarded and a faggot

They don't


You stupid faggot

I kekkled

tfw can't flatten my cock like that

they don't because a guy who likes traps isn't straight

Thanks for understanding

Who in the fuck gave you that impression?

There is no such thing as a bisexual man. If you like dicks you are a faggot. It's really simple.

good 2 hear
that guy's so fucking retarded like a trap could be sitting in front of him naked and he'd still think to himself no wait i wont go to hell for fucking her cause she has tits, yay for loopholes in religion! time for anal!

Traps are easier sex and won't get pregnant.

he's in denial that he's 100% a faggot so he wants us to tell him why he's not a faggot but as b it's our duty to make sure he realizes that he's a flaming fucking faggot

I wouldnt kiss a guy either just use as cum toilet so no im not gay, im straight

Yes thanks for clearing it all up. I'll go let my girlfriend of fours years know I'm a huge flamer. It's really simple, I see now.

then just do anal with a woman what the fuck you freaks are only into traps so you can trick yourself and everyone around you that you're not actually gay because you're afraid how your friends family and environment will respond to getting out of that dusty ass closet

nice bait almost got me

As if having a girlfriend disqualifies you as being a faggot. You are basically a cuck that joins in sucking dick.

jesus christ who doesn't kiss before/during/after sex

was pretty shit bait tbh

> implying your willing to cum inside another
> not gay
stop denying it and accept yourself for who you are

*you're before any grammarnazi comes along

Not sure why you're still arguing? I said I was a faggot. Texting her now. "Sorry this guy tried to bait me and I realized how much of a huge faggot I was, then it dawned on me that I'm actually just a faggot for him."
Wanna meet up? asl?

does your girlfriend know your bi? and to you two talk about which guys you think are hot? just curious (am not the guy you're replying to)

Some guys would like to know what its like to suck dick, but are grossed out by the masculine form.

Chicks with dicks present a unique opportunity to try that out without feeling super gay.

Personally, some of the hotter traps I've seen...I'd go to town on that D. Yeah, I'd feel kinda gay afterwards, but not nearly as gay as if it was some masculine dudebro.

Also, if I was stuck on an island with Buck Angel and Bailey Jay...I'm sure I'd...actually I'd fuck both of them. But I'd probably like it better with Bailey.

who that?

This guy knows whassup. You can drop all the loads you want in them.

It's because most people are straight"ish". Like, personally, I am just not at all romantically attracted to men. The standard masculine body-shape is really a complete turn-off. Dicks are kinda nice - I'm rather fond of my own in fact - but everything attached to them is just unappealing. Get me a passable trap though and I'll do everything to her.

I mean, think about it; Traps do their very best to disguise the fact that they were born as men. A lot of them act and dress more feminine than real women, and may even be altering their very bodily chemistry to get a more appealing shape. If I were gay, I'd be attracted to MEN, not males who want so badly to be women that they transform their body.

I'd be a pretty big closet faggot if she didn't know, and not really because I only find like .01% of men attractive.

Finally someone who makes sense around here

Because Why the fuck would you want a dick on a girl

because they're like women minus all the bullshit.

If it looks like a girl we find it attractive. We no longer find it attractive once we see the dick or hear the man voice. However, as far as porn goes, the idea of a "woman" who loves sucking cock, getting ass fucked, & can't get pregnant is fairly enticing. There's also the fact that it's taboo.

they don't. faggots like traps.

openly taking the bate is the way for people to bate the people who think the bate isnt obvious. Bateception

you almost got me

This nigger makes sense

Because FUCK girls dude. Like legit. EVERY single girlfriend and girl I've been with hates doing shit that hot traps do.


Traps will LITERALLY beg to suck your dick and they will do it right and with a smile. They don't see it as a chorse. They will suck you off at any time on the way to the McDonald's drive through. They don't complain about the taste of jizz and they swallow every time and don't miss a spot. They don't complain about anal hurting and they don't consider sex a chore.

Because they're at least bi-curious and they feel less guilty fapping if the guy looks like a woman.

Guys who like traps should just admit to themselves that they're at least bi-curious, suck a dick, fuck and get fucked by a trap, and move on with their lives. They'll be happier in the long run if they come to terms with it.

Because you can fuck em just like a woman but not deal with the stupid brain women have.

my coworker says he thinks vaginas are gross

thats how i know hes either gay or a virgin

because they look like actual broads and not like those 5 o'clock shadow "to won fu" faggots?

Gives you a sense of fulfilment to hAve slept with a "woman" and maybe starting a relationship with one. Since the route with "biological women is riddled with always trying to prove something to be with a woman.
Whereas most traps just want seine to just love them for who they are and share their love withwith another person who they can hold close to them.
Most Guys are simple, and it gets no simpler than this.

Bump nigger

Because they're faggots

The lack of the bullshit female brain is worth more than another hole.

Trick question.

If you like traps, you're obviously not straight.

dude i fucking love pussy .. but i jerk it to traps every now and then

so you are bi...

Don't knock it til you try it.
Paid an escorts and it was worth.
Now in relationship transitioning trap and plan to marry.
If that makes me a fag, so be it.
Least I'm happy and loved.

>straight guys
>traps
guess what, theyre not straight

shouldn't you be in bed on a school night?

the OP is bait, famalam. just like the "feminine penis" horseshit

>anal antics

kek

Jazz Jennings.

>there faggots
>there

fucking end yourself.

>straight guys

they don't

If you like traps you're more than likely Bi-sexual not straight.

i dont think i am though .. its weird lol

I prefer traps , mostly due to personality who wouldn't want a girlfriend with a male perspective also blowjobs are better

Keep telling yourself that fag.

Checked

This. I just want the female body with a male brain.

this person won the genetic lottery

I think that once a person jerks off enough they have no need for a vagina. since they are so used to their own genitals then what is the point of the vagina?

so a trap basically represents their masturbation.

Straight guys like pussys
Any other different is a fucking disgusting faggot

because feminism

I've done some research into this as part of my masters degree in psychology, specifically sexual deviance and preferences.

The short answer is self worth and femininity.

Straight men who sexually enjoy transvestites, or traps, are typically involved in some form of transvestism themselves. This could be wearing panties, make up or just fantasising about these things.

There is a correlation, albeit a little mismatched, that these things are linked to self esteem. Straight men who exhibit these tendencies tend to think less of themselves as men but more of themselves as women, they also have a genuine fear of women, and feel safer choosing a partner who is male but mimics the female form.

That's from my research of a sample of 3,000 adult males from varying ages and backgrounds. Yes i passed...in 2003.

For the most part, it's their feminine appearance. A normal man, facial and body hair, ect I wouldn't look at them. I would feel repulsed at the idea of ANY sexual encounter.

But, for a trap... or a sissy boy, it's different.. they have smooth skin, and for me personally it's a dominating aspect..aswell as fucking their ass. In other words, it turns me on more because I know inside all they want is cock in their ass, they're essentially the perfect slut.

>this nigger
>rejected by a trap with a mop wig
>gets on /b rants about traps being gags
>Mfw user is a bigger fag than mophead