Ask the devil himself anything

ask the devil himself anything

>no fucking christians allowed

fuck off

I am devil too, how u doin?

u look soft m8, too tryhard, gonna get sucker punched by a nigger one day

looks like its true what they say about you're devilish appetite

How come you won't get off your lazy ass, and start the end times already?

Hi,do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

i like to see the little humans fight eatchother in the middle east

Look, just send your son up already.
You do that, I get Raptured tomorrow (or start praying like hell if I don't) so I don't have to go back to work, and you get your evil empire.
Everybody wins.

He won't get off his fucking ass playing call of duty.

Oh well, worth the try.

Since you're God's opposite, could your cocklet be so tiny that even you couldn't suck it?

you just bought yourself a ticket to a damned afterlife

>I'm the Devil
>But people within related religions not allowed.

Nigga what

Can you tell Ghost to make more music and do more covers.

HOLY SHIT

Lol

>0707070
wat

Hows David Bowie?

Ok why are you satanist ?

When will you stop talking to underage children?

The fuck ?
Im Catholic but this is astonishing also no questions asked because you would lie if you`re the devil, or turn into some gay fucked up twisted shit.
but those numbers.

oh boo hoo go back to yourpretty white house on the farm where you belong goody twoshoes

Why are you such a fucking faggot?