>be me >sitting in my basement when my parents say they're going out for a few hours, but will bring me home McDonald's >"ok" >a few minutes later they leave, I go upstairs to make food >hear my sister walking down the stairs >she looks hot as fuck, insta-bonered >says she is going out too >say goodbye >me home alone, now horny as fuck >think of sister >run up to her room, boner in hand >check her computer screen, it's black >window is closed >instantly grab her panties >deeply inhale, whack off with them >cum into her panties >lick and suck my cum out of her panties >extremely turned on, I just stand on my eyes and aggressively roar looking around the room >go back downstairs, throw her panties in the washing machine >5 minutes later my sister comes home >whatthefuck.jpeg >"oh I thought you said you were going out haha" >"I did, I just went to grab a sub" (as in sandwich) >"oh" >Go into my basement, get a text from my sister, saying WTF? >mfw her computer monitor wasn't off, it was in sleep >mfw she was in a group skype video chat >mfw 4 of her friends saw me >mfw my mom texts me she isn't bringing McDonald's
Jason King
>jerks into sisters panties >loses McDonalds I'd say it went pretty well OP
Levi Sanchez
Please tell me this is fake
Thomas Lee
You didn't miss out on much McDonald's is and always will be trash.
Blake Murphy
>lick and suck my cum out of her panties >suck my cum
Matthew Perez
lol. quick timestamp OP or you're lying. too good to be true
Parker Wilson
how do you stand on your eyes?
James Myers
Posting in potentially epic bread
Ian Lewis
also you roared? was it like a lion or something?
Dylan Hall
hi screencap viewers :)
Juan Evans
go ahead and dig your grave
Easton Moore
goodnight sweet prince
Brayden Scott
Sounds like you fucked up, OP
Dylan Taylor
>aggressively roar looking around the room
OP pls let this be fake
Juan Brown
But was it worth it? You nig!
Grayson Watson
>standing on my eyes I dont understand
Matthew Richardson
if you aren't fake op you gotta fucking kill yourself or run away now. there's no coming back, your family will look down on you, probably send you to a therapist or something and you'll be known as the freak of the family
Asher Jenkins
2/10 for making me reply Fake and gay
Juan Thomas
But her sister wasn't there to see it, so no proof except for her friendss, and OP could easily call bullshit on them....as for the panties in the washer....yeah you better hide that shit fast or something
Justin Campbell
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Thomas Martinez
fuck off cancer
Cameron Lopez
good story bro but like why make food if your mom is bringing Mackie D?
Zachary Thompson
WHO WAS PHONE
Isaiah Powell
> going out for a few hours
I won't help you again. You're on your own now.
Levi Nguyen
Hello, greentext compilation
Gavin Williams
Wut
Isaiah Murphy
>walked into gas station >grabbed what i needed and went to pay >long line, meh >get up to the front of the line >rings my stuff up >3.23 >reach into pants >all my change i was going to use scatters on the phone >start getting red in the face and crying >pick as much as i can up and ran out the store all the way back to where i live >spent the last twelve hours crying and jerking off
Angel Lopez
on the floor*
Xavier Cooper
Tell the rest of your story OP, won't you please?
Matthew Davis
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Julian Torres
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John Peterson
You done goofed, OP.
The only way out of this, is if you plead insanity. The story is, you had a nervous breakdown, and wanted to lash out at the world. Women are emotional, your sister and mother with eventually forgive you under this narrative, but your father and any brothers will never forgive you.
Luke Hughes
I also have a story
>be me >bike to nearby 7/11 >i wanna get a mountain dew baha blast >enter store >indian man stares me down >thinks im going to steal his cookie cookies >grab my beverage >make way to the indian at the cashier >put drink down >notice a vape thing in the back >for some reason i want that >ask for him to fetch it >asks for my I.D. >I was 17 at the time and didn't know u needed to be 18 >Mfw I didnt realise it was for the vape >puts baha blast away and comes bkack for vape >indian yelled at me to get out >man starts laughing >go home and sad fap
Ayden Brooks
This is b8.
Blake Sullivan
Just maintain sop: deny everything, and make your own damn food instead of allowing yourself to be McPoisoned.
No video means no evidence.
Hunter Nguyen
i feel like you have been in the same situation
Adam Walker
Save that, that's a special kind of autism
Jaxon Cruz
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Thomas Flores
Shut the fuck up it was obviously a typo
Gavin Fisher
>parents ditch kids and split >will bring back shitty food for basement dwelling son >sister leaves to buy her own shitty fast food
Bullshit story aside, it sounds like a pretty pathetic family life in the OP "household".
Connor Hall
>parents say they will bring you food >ok >go make food
Aiden Brooks
OP's a lying faggot, 7/10 for effort though
Jordan Collins
>will bring food
IN A FEW HOURS you faggot faced faggot fucking faggot fucker!!!
Nicholas Russell
I like my pasts al dente
Ian Cruz
how does it feel to cuss for the first time user? get it out quick before your parents take the computer
Connor Stewart
imma full your mouth with cum
Christian Nelson
>IN A FEW HOURS you faggot faced faggot fucking faggot fucker!!!
God forbid you go an hour without shoving shitty food down your cock hole.
Ryan Williams
so what at least he isnt a fucking nigger no nigger has money for a house with a basement or money to buy computers or mcdonalds you piece a shit nigger bitch
Ryder Thomas
Fake and gay
On the off chance it's real, you deserve it you cum-sucking faggot