This is my breakfast. End my fucking life

This is my breakfast. End my fucking life

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>End my fucking life

Eating that crap will do this.

No it wasn't faggot.

You don't know how to use a knife?

These ingredients could actually result in quite a decent mean if you ask me. If you had half an onion and some spices it'd be good meal even.

What shitty European country are you in?

Why the fuck are you eating raw garlic you sick fuck

UK

Yes it was dipshit.

Could've made some bomb ass soup. All you needed is some onion and water. Learn to fucking cook.

You posted this pic like a week ago, gtfo faggot.

Make a soup dumbass.

Fuck you, rate my breakfast.
Fuck you.

You have internet access, yet you decide to ask on a shitty imageboard.
Maybe you can't make soup.

That was your dinner you lying piece of shit, don't bring breakfast into this

Cooking is an essential life skill, whether it be for a bachelor in the bushes, or a married man. If you can't even feed yourself right, you're doomed to fail. Do yourself a favor and learn to cook mate.

Quit bitching. I'd eat that whole plate and fuck the wife who gave it to me.

I guess you didn't see the peice of raw garlic

You never ate a raw garlic? It's a healthy thing, it kills every bacteria, but sure, when you'te sick, rather pay for a shitton of pills your doctor told you to.
Hint: nobody said you have to eat a whole fucking garlic btw

Do a sauté with the vegetables.

trips say put it in your ass

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Top kek

with life gives you a carrot, bread, and some garlic.

you make carrot garlic bread, you fucking shit lord.

OP I thought you were eating mental hospital food.

Looks like nipple pasties and a dildo to me
Go out and make some money OP

OP confirmed fag.

Also nice roasting m8. 9/11, would listen again.

who the fuck eats nasty ass carrots for breakfast??? get some real food man

>shit lord
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not even OP. but the shuddering like an autistic retard. is really annoying, next time if you're gonna record yourself insulting faggot OP's at least fucking put some effort.UMMMMMMMERRRRMMM

Processed meats are a contributing factor to colorectal cancer. The strength of the evidence puts it in category 2a, which is the same as cigarette smoke. This is according to the World Health Organization anyways...

What meat is that?

Why dont you go to the market and buy some better food??

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was fucking REDDIT WHERE WE TELL OTHERS TO GO BACK TO OTHER SITES.

In that case, fuck off back to what every furry shithole you crawled out of.

You don't have a "girlfireieid". Nice voice crack you beta

>meat
I'm pretty sure those vegan grain sausages do a better job of passing for meat

This thread again? You eat that shit every day OP?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE out out out reddit scum. Sup Forums is the original tell people to go back to other websites website. Fuck you, fuck your family, die in a house fire you normie fucking scum. You are the reason this board is a shadow of its former self. Which was never good, but was less bad.

>carnists feeling self conscious about their pink slime.

That bread looks like glass fiber insulation.

no f u im telling mom

The Auschwitz diet.