Gimme good prank call ideas for Walmart. Dubs and I'll do one of my choice and record it...

Gimme good prank call ideas for Walmart. Dubs and I'll do one of my choice and record it. Trips and I'll record the one being requested

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call and ask if there are any job openings available.

Doing it but not record not worthy

then why should i trust you to do anything else if you can't even do what you promised??

I'll record good ones.

I shall now record me doing the job opening thing
Will post link soon

Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.

Reroll

Roll

Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.

Reroll

Rell

Do this op

>ask them if they have a product
>if yes
>tell them that you'll be in the store to get it within 15 minutes
>show up 30 minutes later
Diabolical

Almost Satan quads

>hello, is this the suicide hotline?
No, this is Walmart
>FUCK I CANT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT
>(play gunshot noise from YT over phone)

Kek

youtu.be/rClOLKZlLzM Here's link
Won't do anything to get me in legal trouble or anythiing

Whoa man... That's edgy

Nobody that works there will care. They are all dead inside.

ask for grapes

WOW FUCKING ROLL

Kek

Reroll

Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.

Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. roll

Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. rollerino

Sorry not doing anything that could maybe get me in actual trouble or some shit

Learn Arabic and go on a terroristic rant about how you are about to blow up the store for being a staple of Western culture

Tell them your in the store and you have a gun

Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. roll one last time

Roll

Call them and say: "Do you know why there are no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target on every corner"

Is this a detail attempt?

Call and tell them what a giant fucking faggot you are. Then kill yourself.

Derail*

roll

OP see this one

OMG op is a faggot

Do it op

Ask what aisle the butt plugs are on.

Top zozzle

Roll

Stfu would you do it yourself? No so stfu

Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. Come on OP they won't trace you!

ROLL OP YOU HAVE TO DO THIS

Don't be a fag op

Probably do it without the gunshot

Rolllll

Oh my god OP

Roll

This is fucking gold

Roll, this probably won't get you in trouble since they won't give a fuck I mean come on its walmart

Half the fucking thread is Rollin OP

Just do it

Roll

This is a glorious mission

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WINRAR OP LETS SEE IT

Thanks, got it from a green text, still gold though

It needs trips

Oh well fuck!
Roll anyway

Safety roll

YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT OP GO FUCKING DIE YOU MONGOLOID

.....check em you dick muncher

ROLL

Roll

Uhh I'm not OP and it's in OPs main post you fucking idiot

Ask if they have slaves for sale.

Trips

Reroll

It took me his long to figure out the thumb is a dick

Roll

Ask for the various sizes of cucumbers for "personal reasons"

Rolling

FUCK

You devil

Lazy songwriting?

AYY lmao

Check these trips

lmfao roll

dumbass prank calling is illegal in the first place

bump
call and say you are in store and that you have gun

OP IS A FAGGOT

>Hello?
>I'd like to inquire about some of your hygiene products...
>Do you have razors?
>Are they top of the line? Are the the newest, latest and best selection?
>Would you say they're.... Cutting edge?

rawling with trips

Rolling.

Rolling for 333

Reroll.

OP is kill

/thread

>Call store
>Pretend to be corporate
>Ask to be forwarded to #96
>Say whatever you want into the store intercom