Gimme good prank call ideas for Walmart. Dubs and I'll do one of my choice and record it. Trips and I'll record the one being requested
Gimme good prank call ideas for Walmart. Dubs and I'll do one of my choice and record it...
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call and ask if there are any job openings available.
Doing it but not record not worthy
then why should i trust you to do anything else if you can't even do what you promised??
I'll record good ones.
I shall now record me doing the job opening thing
Will post link soon
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.
Reroll
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Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.
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Rell
Do this op
>ask them if they have a product
>if yes
>tell them that you'll be in the store to get it within 15 minutes
>show up 30 minutes later
Diabolical
Almost Satan quads
>hello, is this the suicide hotline?
No, this is Walmart
>FUCK I CANT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT
>(play gunshot noise from YT over phone)
Kek
youtu.be
Won't do anything to get me in legal trouble or anythiing
Whoa man... That's edgy
Nobody that works there will care. They are all dead inside.
ask for grapes
WOW FUCKING ROLL
Kek
Reroll
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun.
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. roll
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. rollerino
Sorry not doing anything that could maybe get me in actual trouble or some shit
Learn Arabic and go on a terroristic rant about how you are about to blow up the store for being a staple of Western culture
Tell them your in the store and you have a gun
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. roll one last time
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Call them and say: "Do you know why there are no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target on every corner"
Is this a detail attempt?
Call and tell them what a giant fucking faggot you are. Then kill yourself.
Derail*
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OP see this one
OMG op is a faggot
Do it op
Ask what aisle the butt plugs are on.
Top zozzle
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Stfu would you do it yourself? No so stfu
Tell them that you are in the store and you have a gun. Come on OP they won't trace you!
ROLL OP YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
Don't be a fag op
Probably do it without the gunshot
Rolllll
Oh my god OP
Roll
This is fucking gold
Roll, this probably won't get you in trouble since they won't give a fuck I mean come on its walmart
Half the fucking thread is Rollin OP
Just do it
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This is a glorious mission
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WINRAR OP LETS SEE IT
Thanks, got it from a green text, still gold though
It needs trips
Oh well fuck!
Roll anyway
Safety roll
YOU ARE A FUCKING FAGGOT OP GO FUCKING DIE YOU MONGOLOID
.....check em you dick muncher
ROLL
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Uhh I'm not OP and it's in OPs main post you fucking idiot
Ask if they have slaves for sale.
Trips
Reroll
It took me his long to figure out the thumb is a dick
Roll
Ask for the various sizes of cucumbers for "personal reasons"
Rolling
FUCK
You devil
Lazy songwriting?
AYY lmao
Check these trips
lmfao roll
dumbass prank calling is illegal in the first place
bump
call and say you are in store and that you have gun
OP IS A FAGGOT
>Hello?
>I'd like to inquire about some of your hygiene products...
>Do you have razors?
>Are they top of the line? Are the the newest, latest and best selection?
>Would you say they're.... Cutting edge?
rawling with trips
Rolling.
Rolling for 333
Reroll.
OP is kill
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>Call store
>Pretend to be corporate
>Ask to be forwarded to #96
>Say whatever you want into the store intercom