My parents are going away in a week for a week

My parents are going away in a week for a week.
Any suggestions for what I should do while they are gone?
Will try and do everything posted.

Sell the house

burn the house

Sharpie in pooper

Trips

dress up in your mom's sexy lingerie, push her vibrator up your ass and cum buckets

post video here pl0x kthxbai

Deliver op

Throw a bag of recluse spiders to the ceiling fan.

sharpie in house

My parents are purist as fuck and don't have any sex toys.
Trust me, I've looked

Go to sleep Logan.

set something on fire

Do this

Wait out your ban for being too young for this social media outlet.

Build one out of a doorknob.

the purist ones always have dirty secrets, I bet there's a hidden sex dungeon behind one of the walls

Dance practice

Details?

stay awake for seven days straight, beat your dick like it owes you money

Buy a dildo, and fuck yourself in the ass with it.

But he's 15

Fap

top fucking kek.

But seriously though, call everyone you know. Tell them the house is open for a week. Have the most alcohol/drug induced party ever. Trash the place beyond reproach. Fuck everything that moves under the roof. Dance, drink, smoke, fuck, howl like an animal.

Before your parents come home, however, rape yourself with a bottle of wine so you can tell them niggers trashed the house.
Your sagging, bloody anus will gain their empathy and your tears will gain their trust.

Little bitch

Put the part of the stapler where staples come out of right underneath your toenail, tape the stapler to your foot, and kick a wall.

How do you know OP's age? Ok, for the sake of argument. Even if he is 15? If he can't buy a dildo, then go to the grocery store and buy a large cucumber. That works just fine and you don't have to be 18 to buy one.

jerk off with every single pair of your mom's panties

Also get photos of every pair clean and dirty for us to see.

Play porn at full volume on the living room tv. Get fully naked and jerk it til you shoot a huge load on the floor / couch / chair / yourself don't hold back

Fuck you and your trips
I turned 18 on the 19th of april
not bad

Trips. Gotta do it buddy boy.

Also, eat chicken nuggets everyday and sharpie in the dog's pooper.

you have to do suggestion.

first time op is not a fag for doing a fag thing

The absolute madman...

Timestamp

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Suck dick

bumb

Craigslist. Let out your inner fag, OP.

jerk off onto their pillows

At least tell me what to post

You and a black daddy doing.. stuff.

Make a latex glove fuck toy

Made one myself and it really isnt bad

>too poor to buy an onahole made of 1000 times folded nippon silicone
just end it now mate

ΒUMPPPP
φακ μοοτ btw.

What is that greek?