Its 2016.
Why havent you modded your dick yet?
Its 2016.
Why havent you modded your dick yet?
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>that's a disease mate
I'm not gay.
You have 0 chance of getting laid ever again
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That's fucking disgusting, and depressing.
wtf do you do with that?
Post a video fucking a girl and have girl say how it feels during it. Look for girls who are into tenticle rape and furry shit.
you're fucked my friend. get help.
I haven't modded it because I'm not a degenerate deviant scumbag. Honestly, why is that necessary? No one's going to see it anyway cause you can't pull the bitches like me.
i have a PA and that's enough
forgot the meat horror show, those floors. japan or somewhere east?
Don't agree. Maybe the chance is even higher for him. Lets presume that he was fucked up before. Fucked up guys want fucked up girls and the other way around. He might have been too bland before the mod. "Vanilla" girls are boring as fuck.
Kek, yourre fucked
How does it feel to get hard?
Also how often do infections happen, id say it'd be pretty often
Does this still work? How the hell is he able to fuck without completely destroying his dick?
OP shows it off on Sup Forums like a faggot, that's what
ahhh fuck what happens when its soft an shit?
then goes into erection mode?
also why is there a bubonic plague on the shaft ?
Why is it splitting in half is it painful?
did you completely cut off the bottom side of your dick? wtf is wrong with you OP
kys
NIGGA WHERE IS YOUR BALLS YOU HAVE NO TESTICLES WHAT THE FUCK
Does it still work?
Also timestamp
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Holy fuck I didn't even notice that. Bumping for horrific relevance.
KILL IT WITH FIRE
modded? more like destroyed
haram
How does the urethra not get infected?
Why do doctors do this to mentally ill patients?
Why don't you have any balls OP???? I HAVE TO KNOW
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Post more pics no one has just 3 pics of this type of shit
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Torn in the center for your infection .
>doctors
they dont go to docs, they go to "body mutilation" experts. y'know your local piercing shop moonlighting for the extra $200
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Honestly OP, tell us. Have you ever fucked a bitch with this monstrosity you call a penis?
Why didn't you even try to make it symmetrical?
This just looks retarded
>Maybe the chance is even higher.
I honestly would never want to fuck a chick that would let that inside her.
Maybe I should start giving out a pre bang questionnaire.
looks like shit but I bet it feels amazing
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Is that a fucking hole, OP....?
kek
His dick doubles as a bong.
What is seen cannot be unseen
IT'S ALIVE
can you remove all of them?
Disgusting as fuck.
Burn it down
Because I don't want to show my junk every time I walk through a metal detector.
Whats the hole for? Urethra play?
STILL SOMETHING IN THE HOLE OP
Yeah, nothing gets girls wet like a split bowser dick
Hello weeddle
Not even if I was offered free weed for life!!!
I even suck cock for weed
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How can you fuck a girl with this ?
it's not a hole, it's like a googely eye but with a silver outline
still retarded regardless
Can you even wank dude? Also timestamp
>pre-bang questionnaire
Lost my shit
...... Why.
You supposed to smoke a bowl with that?
>Turning your dick into a Resident Evil mob
i seriously didn't think anyone did this
Post more
aww fuck i haven't played marbles in years
tfw u have to admit to cock mods when going through airport
>tfw the metal used in body jewelry doesn't set off alarms
You're in luck OP. It's 2016, and you can now remove your dick and get a new one since you've decided to fuck up your fireman.
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be sure to post back here when it hits you that your dick is permanently ruined and you're asking for advice on how to kill yourself lmao
hey m8
R8 ma slugdickus
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The rarest Pepe
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I think theyre metal beads.
roll
WHY?!
Get on my level
>this
>goys
top oy vey
Good luck with passing metal detectors at airports
how does even get sexual pleasure with a dick like that.
insert fingers into penis?
dude what the fuck?
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Only way to get a true measurement I guess
When he takes a piss it sounds like someone turned on the faucet.
Are you really that mentally ill OP?
If there was a physical manifestation of Down syndrome, that would be it.
Ma bitch loves it
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Why would you ever do that to yourself?
OP, turn your dick into a vape stick.
>bitches love it
kek
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what's wrong with you OP?
I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at in this pic...
>physical manifestation
>Down Syndrome
what are you, fucking retarded?
Time stamp?
I haven't modded my dick because it works
im down for my light mods, girls dig em, but not OPs cancerous bullshit