ITT: Cringy/Embarrassing stories

ITT: Cringy/Embarrassing stories
Please begin

>be me
>on Sup Forums
>decide to make a thread
>ITT: Cringy/Embarrassing stories

>be me
>started a thread
>realized: fuck, I'm OP now, I'm a faggot now
>never started a thread again

>be me
>start thread on Sup Forums
>realise that I'm late for my gay furry orgy
>cry because I will never see any of Sup Forums's cringy/embarrassing stories

>be OP
>

>be me
>started thread for fun
>had experience ruined in 5 minutes

>be me
>18, NL
>Go on first date ever with girl from my uni class, lets call her QT
>shes 17, 6/10, still out of my league
>we decide to go to the shopping center (mall)
>we just kinda started holding hands
>"Hey QT"
>just my fucking luck : it's her ex from her old village where she used to live, he must have moved here to the city for uni too
>They start hugging and telling eachother how much they miss eachother
> Im just standing there, she hasn't introduced me yet

cont?

I walked in on my mum giving my dad a blowjob.

Pretty cringey tbqhwy famalam

yeah go for it dude, if it gets cringier i'm all ears

Over welke kanker stad en dorp gaat het, also cont

amsterdam

will cont

>guy (well call him chad) starts hitting on her, telling her she looks good and that she hot hotter in the year they didn't see each other.
>After like 5 minutes QT says : "Oh Chad, this is my friend user from uni"
>Chad is polite but I can tell he doesn't give a fuck about me
>Chad asks if he is bothering us and if he should leave
>Before I can even say anything girl invites him along on our date

PLEASE cont lmao

>He suggests some hipster cafe that one of his friends works in " yeah its so cool omg"
>We walk there, the whole time they are walking beside each other talking while I am following them, they are not even trying to include me in the conversation
>At this point I'm thinking that I should think of an excuse to go home, but I'm too pussy to even do that. I just hoped that it would get better and decide that eventually Chad will leave.
>Arrive at Chad's friends sandwich bar, lots of healthyhipster bs food and smoothies and stuff.
>There are like 3 of Chads friends there, they all come and join us at a table making it 6 of us.
> They are all hitting on QT, complimenting her and telling Chad that he used to be lucky
>Eventually someone asks me who I am
>"I... I.... I'm a friend of QT"
>Couldn't even bring myself to say it started like a date (me and QT were texting before this and seemed to be getting a long good)
>One of Chads friends says : I bet he wants to fuck you QT, I would!
>They ask me if I would fuck QT
>I say yes
>Chad asks QT if she would fuck me
>" no ofcourse not, I don't see user like that, EEEWWWWWWW"

>Heartbroken.exe
>pleaseletmedie.bat

Brutal dude, but if it makes you feel better I think most of us here have been there. Chicks are shit

>They ask her if she would fuck Chads friend
>She goes red and starts blushing
>"yeah I guess... hes hot"
>Feeling like a complete loser
>Chad's friend gets her number and they leave to go and do something
>Just me, QT and chad left again
>I suggest to QT that we go to the cinema, we had said the day before we might go.
>Dark knight 2
>QT starts begging Chad to come along too
>Somehow think it's still a good idea to stay and that in the cinema they at least can't talk
>The bill comes for the sandwiches and smoothies.
>I suggest to Chad that we split it
>Chad says he doesnt have any money and that QT invited him
> I look at QT and she says she doesnt have any money either
>MFW i end up paying the bill

No fucking way

YEAH DUDE THAT'S WHEN YOU SORT OF JUST FUCKING PAY FOR YOUR OWN SHIT AND LEAVE. FUCK THEM

>As we are walking to cinema come up with masterplan
>I am only one with money
>I can decide who sits where, numbered seats.
>They wait in lounge area while I stand in line and get tickets
>When I come back QT is sitting on Chads lap and he is kinda cuddling her
>Hand QT and Chat the tickets.
> Enter cinema, film is almost starting, person from cinema shows us our seats
>I take the middle seat
>They both looks pissed and dissapointed
>Kinda content that at least I'm cockblocking Chad and doing damage control
>MFW Chad reaches over me and holds QT's hand
>They are literally holding hands over me in the cinema and stroking eachothers hand

it gets a lot worse

cont?

>be me
>start dating a girl
>find out she's a massive slut that's actually cheats on me with other guys on a regular basis
>she's very upfront with this information
>she says she understands if I want to stop seeing her
>nah
>we are still together and engaged to be married

Yee dude

wew lad

wut m8?

she still sleep around?

Yup

>After 15 minutes of them holding hands I can't hold back the tears anymore
>slowly start to sob but too afraid to move incase they notice
>Bite my own lips so bad it starts bleeding
>Eventually run out of the cinema to the bathroom and cry for like 45 minutes.
>Go back for the last 30 minutes of the movie
>Chad and QT are now sitting beside eachother
>our seats are right at the back on the far left so not many people can see them and its dark
>can see he is rubbing her pussy/inside of leg
>They dont even ask where I went
>Tell them I felt sick and had to throw up
>No reply

One time I was sneaking some video of my mother in law in het bikini... During the daytime and didn't realise my flash was on the whole time till after I noticed her glaring at me during the video when I watched it later. Guess the light was just bright enough from her side.

cuk ..do your basically her funding while she fucks any cock she can find

Please be fake

I'm not a little bit selfish, but i would have left the place already. This sounds fake when it comes to be sooo cringy this way

the third party cringe that i am getting from these posts is giving me cancer ..how are you even still alive after being exposed to such high levels?