Weirdest things you do/did, that nobody else does

weirdest things you do/did, that nobody else does.

Eat my poop. Dream of being on display

sauce?

bump for justice.I'll start.
>be me like 16yo fag
>make my neighbour which was like 13yo or so to give me a handjobs with all kinds of gloves
>satin, latex, etc
>feel super horny
>cum all over his hands/my gloves every time
>nobody knows about that
pic related, his hands in communion girls gloves

duuno, i found that on b

Drive in a potty chair at night and shit in it

Rock myself to sleep every night

(hug)

Watch trains go by and sometimes film them. :/

omg, you freaky weirdo!

Get high and feel horny and dream of a cartoon sun...don't interact at parties

I always count my farts during the day and I will have a certain number of allowed farts each day. In the morning I will decide how many farts I will have for the given day and the number has to be dividable by 5.

Most days I go with 25 cause that's 1/4 of a 100 and I really feel good about that.. I will make sure not to fart too often early on in the day and I may have to hold in a fart and merge several farts into one massive one, but that's kind of a good thing for me.

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winrar

I had smthng similar. When started feel shit want to go out, I decided how many farts I will have till I take a shit, especially when I was on my way home from school.

The Fuck?

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i love the smell of my feet, after i've been on them all day i like to take off my socks when my feet are really sweaty and jam my fingers between my toes and then smell them.

I like to pick up hookers,take them home,where I have an impressive collection of Halloween costumes that we choose from and put on,the I have her lie flat on her stomach,i then proceed too gently spread her butcheeks apart,the I get my face real close to her chocolate starfish and yell "LOOSE AS LIGHT,THUNDER FOR THE STORM,COME AND FIGHT,YOU RECTAL WORM"
last time iwas Peter pan

What

It helps me get through the hard times

this is awesome. what are the girls saying?

How the fuck do you get through good times then?

Brian blessed? Is that you?

I name areas I drive by and events in my life after songs

I do that too but associate chapters of my life with who I've been listening to at the time.

I sometimes have to do things in multiples of 4.

Such as clapping and also if I was to stand on a crack in a pavement, I'd have to do it 3 more times until it's 4.

Its either yelling stuff like wtf,and let go of me,I aint getting paid enough for this and that kinda stuff,just basic streetwalker crap

No my name is Leonard Bravado,butyou can call me The Lenny. .

I dunno if this is weird per se because I'm early 20's, but I tend to work like 70 hours a week for like a year. Maybe 6 months sometimes. Then I take a break and work like 20 hours a week at my night job, and play video games with my friends.

I basically work untill my next 4 month vacation.

I'm conditionally lazy and randomly get bursts of ambition and drive. My mom killed herself 3 weeks ago, so now I've got like 200k and no idea what to do.

That sounds like rape.

I like to cry and be held. Would choose suffering to have this

That is a topic for a different kind of threads..

>Gif

Sorry about your mum bro. Go take a year off and travel and learn some shit.

Not if you put them in the woodchipper

A ylyl thread?

fap in the forest

Oh. I also lay down on the floor of the bathroom and browse/b/ with the shower running. Usually end up masturbating then showering quickly. My roommate makes me pay extra on the water bill because of my "long ass showers"

Get blowjobs from random celebrities I meet via work

That's not how galaxy s7's were supposed to be used bro.

Sure,ylyl.
Whatever the fuck that is

>dont know what to do
Give half of it to me
@[email protected]

It's all good. I'm thinking about learning how to invest. Im not particularly smart, but I can control my emotions well and I love research. Travelling would be fun but my family has ruined me for travelling. I've been around so much ide rather stay here and fuck around in town.

right...

>cum all over his hands
I was going to say I've done something similar until that happened.

You came in his hands?

I feel bad for any government agency viewing my activities through my camera. For like 30 minutes a day they would see my face, laughing, reading, and then grunting with steam whisping everywhere.

Did you mean give and homeless?

Ylyl threads do have some good porn am I right?

Yeah. One pair of tits and I leave for /gif/

Is ylyl those threads where girls dont have dicks?

so, you make your neighbour give you a handjob without orgasm?

no, ylyl thread are those where horses have the biggest dicks

Hmm that sounds silly,but you say these horses have great big johnnies,ive never yelled up a horses anus before,I wonder if it will echo.

1 or 2 days before every weekend, I stop masturbating so that I get horny enough in the club, to ignore my autism

And I dont own any costumes that fit a horse,but im sure uncle Rusty has something of use..

I make random dolphin clicking noises when in alone. like that one episode of SpongeBob when he curses.

Nigger shut up he can use the tech he paid for how he wants

I scratch my balls and sniff them

there is a study that says that the top of your libido is after five days off masturbating

i have a sex doll and i will tape my student's face that i want to smash on the doll

Dad?

I am fucking crying....

It's an album cover

...

UNCLE RUSTY AINT GOT ANYTHING FOR HORSES BOY. TRY YIMMERING YIN WANG DOWN THE STREET. THAT MAN GOT COSTUMES FOR ANYTHING YOU'LL MEET...

You sir,are invited to my very next special costume party,as a token of my gratitude for your kind advice

You are not invited to my special costume party

Well I have a stable to visit
Bye guys

WELL SHIT SON, AM I GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE MY SHITHOLE? I FEEL PRETTY IN PINK...

MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THE BUTHOLE WET BEFORE YOUR SCREAM, OTHERWISE IT DOESN'T CLAP RIGHT

Isnt 25 alot?

Found the autist

Sounds like some kind of autism

b8

Im back,nah your furry chocolate starfish
are well received

clear winner

I know how to make em clap,uncle Rusty showed me how,that takes me back too that golden summer of my youth,I was so green back then

this

Same as me. I sometimes have 4-7 showers a day that go for atleast 10-15 minutes. I swear it's an addiction.

i play yugioh competitively for the sole purpose of recreation

So go do that and leave

How do you sniff your own balls?

What are you?

but i browse b for the sole purpose of recreation

The way I crack my fingers. I bend them sideways at the knuckle. I have hyper flexible fingers. I don't crack them anymore because I'm sure it's fucking terrible for the joints but I'll post webm if wanted

Ok,you can stay,for now. .

its actually totally healthy, studies prove it cant do harm to joints.

luv u bby

Then I will hurry up with my webm then

I flash women my ass by "accident". A lot of times I'll pretend to drop something so I can squat or bend showing my entire tan shaved ass that is of Perfeft roundness. 1/10 will comment on it and 3/10 will just look with lust. My favorite is when they tell me to get something else that I dropped so they can get a second look.

Also, I go to my local running trails with a cock ring on and run around flopping at full flop. I love the way the older married women look at my cock flopping.

touch wrist with thumb pls

pretend i'm not in the house so i can jack off while i listen to my older sis get fucked my her bf

pic related

I get bumps on my scrotum sometimes filled with a pus like material or sometimes just a sac like a cyst, I take a small syringe needle and pop them and squeeze them out, very satisfying. It got a lot harder to do over time though :(

Ok you can also come to my special costume party,but dont come dressed as Aladin,thats what im going to wear

wud bone her till i calcium all over her backbone

I kinda do that i dangle my feet over the end of the bed and shake till i fall sleep

Fuck now I gotta do it again once sec

Normie

>his
Sounded like a vanilla fetish till this very word
Disgusting faggot