Gf is asleep and I got boner

Gf is asleep and I got boner

Wat do

jerk into her face

Gf

put your damn cum on her

Masterbate in a corner like the good little boy you are

Ouch... Thats a fat girlfriend.

Join a Civil War re-enactment group

Stop re posting

Maybe she's just allergic to her own body.

Pull her pants down, send photo to us, jerk off, cum on her ass, send photo to us

quietly set the house on fire, and drive to a Ihop

A. Take a shit in the bathroom sink, and swear it mush have been the dog.

B. Buy a dog

Stahp reposting da landwhale

You're in time to kill that chubby bitch

Gently work your cocks way into her mouth and post results

Open her Facebook page, and see if you can get her dad to send nudes.

Put a bit of chocolate down her pants between her butt cheeks

cum over ass or tits

dick in ear
>cum inside

Banana works just as good

chop your dick off and shove it up your own ass

Take a picture of your hard penis, next to her face

Kill her and then yourself.

DON'T FEED IT ANYMORE !

Did someone say, banana?

$10 that this is your sister and not your gf

Even more reason to shoot a load on her

Ha!

Squirt Mayo in her hand then tickle her ear with a feather

So...is OP a faggot?

Print up a shit load of photos of Danny Glover, and plant them in all her pockets in the closet, purses, glove box etc...
Thousands of pictures of Danny Glover she will find over the next few months

OP is always a faggot

Blow up a balloon or condom hold above her ear and pop it

Run, run and never look behind.

Open up a tin of tuna use a eye dropper suck of some liquid and drip it on her panties

Post a pic with her and your cock in it

Fap to tranny porn

Watch scat porn with volume right up and masturbate furiously next to her

Go get a haircut, you look disgusting

...

Record yourself jacking off inches from her face. When she wakes up, show her the video.

"Look! LOOOOOOK!"

Grab a sharpie and write names of different women on all the produce in the house.

Go to the Army surplus store, and speak to the guy behind the counter about your fantasy of murdering with your bare hands. His name is Gus.

Check em

Why not both?

You really don't want to do anything, do you.

Naming your sister your gf doesn't make sense.
If you fuck your sister, it's hotter to call her your sister still.

Well, there's fucking your sister, then there's courting your sister, and pledging all your sex to her. For the latter, it's better to call her your girlfriend, even if you both know you're secretly more than that.

Check em, what? That pic is me, not OP

You're a girl with a zucchini in your pants. hawt.

courting your sister lol...jesus christ, what era do you live in, sir?

Nope, thanks for saying my dick is big like one though

Does it get you wet to pretend to be a boy on the internet?

Wut? Lol