What's the most alpha thing you've done?

What's the most alpha thing you've done?

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ur mum

Punched a bitch in the face while i was drunk, she was trying to rape me n shit

Declined sex offer irl from my best friend's girlfriend who was 2 years older because I thought her to stink too bad. Later on friendzoned her. fucking kek

rape probably. Only done 3 times though

my now ex-GF was moving to new york city and wanted to split up. We were about 22 at the time. So I suggested we have one last fun night together and booked a hotel in a fun town.

shes not much of a drinker but I really am. I drank most of a 750ml of crown royal and took a viagra without her knowing. The proceeded to pound the life out of her pussy with my drunken, enraged penis for the next hour.

there were tears in her eyes and I made her bleed. She probably could have called it rape. but the next day we went our separate ways and havent spoken since.

>What's the most alpha thing you've done?
I'm voting for Hillary.

Next door neighbor about my age thought I was a cool guy. He got a new gf who didn't have friends in this town.
We hung out and I fucked her.

Twice.

They broke up not long after and she stalked HIM. Topkek.

I'd fuck that trump asshole hybrid in your pic before voting hillary.

Dumped a girl, few months later saw her in pub, id heard she was seeing somone new, walked up to her lead her to toilets and fucked her right there and came on her skirt then left without saying a word. apparently she was out with her bf

I've been having an affair with my best buddy since childhoods wife and he still doesn't know. He served 2 tours of Afghan and one in Iraq and each time he was away it would start up again.

He came back wounded from his last tour and I would visit him in the hospital and sit in on his physio sessions to encourage him. Only most of the time I was banging his wife a few hours later. He's recovered pretty well since, but he's all fucked up from the PTSD. Our affair still carries on even now as she constantly complains about how he has no desire to sleep with her and that he came back from his last tour "half the man he was when he left".

thats jewdank, the jewdank from /r/jewdank, you fucking redditfag

I am pretty average looking and apparently was very convincing when drunk. After a party night I fucked my wife and her two friends. Still don't know how I pulled it off.

Fucked a sissy boy

Much edge

>2016.5
>wanting to be alpha
masculinity is for the stupid.

>tell chick that I can sense her want for me
>ohshitwhathaveidone.webm
>next day follow her home
>throws herself over me
>fuck her for an hour straight

Eventually she turned out to be insane, but you know..

i said hi to my mum once

alpha is unrelated to masculinity you fucking summerfag.

Wow you are an asshole. Jesus i hope karma is real and just reks you completely

went out with younger classmate who always was talking about her crush to me, kissed another girl in front of her, said ''fucking easy college girls'', then kissed her, drove her home afterwards and fucked her

>sophomore year of high school
>waiting in line for lunch
>a 9 is in front of me getting some food
>tap on her shoulder
>as she turns around I pull a quarter from behind her ear
>now she has her full attention on me
>"g'day there, my damsel."
>she smiles and blushes
>I tell her some bomb ads riddles
>I perplex her with some magic tricks I've been practicing on the side
>she blew me right in the middle of the cafeteria
>cash was so shit
>I ran all the way home, skipping the rest of school
>my sister asked why I was home so early
>in my alpha rage I punch her in the face
>grab a capri-sun pouch and tell all my friends on runescape about my day

L M F A O
>le perfect gentleman has appeared

Bruh fuck off with your gay sociology degree and hit the gym

>cash was so shit

Don't know why I laughed so hard at that

I guess you could count having 50 professional muay thai fights

Did you have fight anxiety at first?

i've only won 4 fights. literally a 4-46 record so yes I get anxious. everyone tells me to stop and that i'm getting punchy for no reason but Rocky inspired me too much I guess.

Yea, that shit fucking sucks. Feels like there's no strength in your punches and your arms seem light af.

Yeah my first 7 first where not good.. I was 1-6. I went away for 6 months to re evaluate..decided I wanted to fight. I'm now a 3 time world champion.

>Be me 19 yo guy in a bar
>Some bitch yappin her mouth about how hot she is
>Denying guys left and right
>She thinks she is 10 but in reality she is a 8 at best
>Decide to teach slutty mcNoTits a lesson
>Smooth shit up
>Droppin bombs on moms
>She wants my D
>Tell her to go wait infront of the toilet and we will ditch this shit and go to mine
>I can't tell you how much i held back just to get this bitch to sink for me
>She waits outside
>For like 25 min she waits and waits
>I tell these 2 other grills im trying to get back at my cheating shitbag ex and ask if they will help
>Im a smooth talker and i talk alot of shit. They believed every word
>Tell all kinds of horrors "She did"
>They hate her
>We walk outside right up to this bitch
>Got the grills in my arm, they like 8/9
>"Where the fuck were you we were supposed to go!?"
>Look at her with a smuggish look
>"Girls i told you she crazy. I DONT WANT YOU JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE"
>Make out with the bitches and one grabs my comftorably unhariy ass
>Shim shiggy bitch, flip her off and go to mine and smoke weed
>Fuck smug cunts, they horrible
>Mfw she is furious and i aint even a little mad

not alpha
alpha
edge lord
not alpha
that's so fucking fake i'm cringing
fuck you
thanks
you sound like a walking meme
alpha as FUCK

No my nickname is actually tomahawk.. Not meme. But it's ok :) I get paid to fight

this is terrible bait

yeah and your mum gets paid to fuck, still don't care you autistic meme

fucked a preggo so hard she lost her kid

great method to get rid of those pests

Fucked a 15 year old girl on a public train.

To be fair though, I was 15 myself at the time, and the train was nearly empty. Nobody saw us except the CCTV cameras.

and yet its true friend

thats not even alpha that is just being a shitty human being. So much for "best bud"

and that is what started the falador massacre everyone

I couldn't ever imagine someone on an anonymous website lying, could you? You're a total bullshit artist, what do you take us for, gullible cuckholds? Post a pic of your face, you'd have to be bloody attractive to pull that off. faggot

tore down some bitches safe zone using only my words and inside voice.

im not the ugliest fecker no, she was somewhat of a slam pig. but arguing on the internet is retarded

if you think that then why are you arguing the point? And if she was horribly ugly - ugly enough to fuck a autistic faggot like you while on a date - then is it really alpha or even something to be proud of? From the perspective of someone who is a complete failure in life in both a social and academic/professional sense, sure. comparatively alpha, but not in comparison to the general population of people. tl;dr you are a lying fucking faggot with little to no personal achievement, spend less time trying to show off on Sup Forums and more time thinking about how you are ever going to move out of your parents house. pleb

pussy

Cheated on my gf when i was at some party. When she was giving me head she asked "can your girlfriend do that?" and i responded with chuckling and saying "yeah kinda". She continued the blow job, we fucked, i came inside her.

Drank a case of Budweiser and harassed some ten year old girl on a No Doubt fan forum

Good god man

every thread has an autist replying to everyone, here is our very own retard.

not alpha

if it wasn't for the autists no one would be letting people know if they were alpha or not

>had been seeing this girl for a couple months
>short little redhead, great body, fierce eyes
>banging her in her dorm
>interested in her
>she pulls the "im speaking with xguy"
>it's the bar owner of my favorite hangout
>a little heartbroken
>they split up a few months later
>she asks to hang out the DAY they split up
>i had just finished fucking another girl
>drove immediately to her dorm
>we fucked too
>mfw i didn't even shower inbetween
>she tells me she thought of me most of the time with xguy
He closed the bar that day cos he was upset apparently.

I'll cont with more stories. I'm a "fuckboy" so to speak

I once went as far as to want more like, in mexico
Alpha as fuck
Also beat a man to death with my fists for raping a lil girl

see
someone has to judge, when it comes down to it that's entirely what this thread is about.

Fucked my friend's girlfriend while he 'slept' on the floor next to the bed.

Hate the word fuckboy, but you've had a pretty tops experience and I'm curious to hear more stories

fuck my exes sister at my exes birthday house party

>be hanging at bar (years later)
>qt with jock bf sitting at other end
>she's blonde, red low cut shirt on
>she is completely uninterested
>he's 5'5, fuckin beefed out gym rat
>my friend is even pointing out she's texting and shit
>she leaves to bf
>i come up to other side to chat with him briefly
>he's smug as fuck
>i was asking honest questions
>what do you do, awesome man!, etc
>i drink a couple there
>she chats with me when she's back
>i get her number in front of the dude
>she says she doesn't remember giving it to me next day
>we still hang out
>they were talking apparently
>bang
>it was awful tbh she totally just laid there
>dude sees me a week later and tries to fight
>decline... I've already beat ya dude
>told her a week later i wanted to be friends
>he still creeps on me

lay wasnt even worth his bullshit really but i did get her number while she was on a date and bang her afterwards

>be me in college.
>at shitty hood rat house party.
>need to take a piss. go upstairs to bathroom and >piss.
>some teen girl barges into the bathroom.
>shake my cock at her and tell her to suck me off.
>strokes me for awhile and takes me back to a >bedroom. sucks me. I blow my load and she >swallows it while sucking me dry. doesn't miss a >drop.
>take off from party while the getting is good.

>muhhh lets all praise our soldiers like heroes and act like they didnt kill millions of innocent people

Fucking really ?

post more of her.

if a dude fucks his "best friends" wife, he is scum

Fucked my teacher after she failed me, she gave me a curve so I pass after allq

I had 2 girlfriends that were both 8/10 for a while. Of course it didnt work out in the long run. Still dating one of them though but had to break up with the other one. Dont know if that counts though.

Found a girl on tinder who's husband was a cuck. Met her at a hotel room and fucked on camera so he could watch it later. Used her phone to film close ups of her sucking my dick to send him updates. It was hilarious

>girlfriend was crazy (full on psych ward shit)
>when she went to psych ward her ex bf rang her and told her he still loved her (not sure if she knew the significance of the timing or not)
>she tells me she wants to get back at him because he "genuinely" loved her as opposed to me who doesn't really love her
>i'm pretty offended cos the shit she listed is absolute rubbish
>apparently the first time they met up he got 3 speeding fines because he was that keen to see her, along with some other absolute bullshit reasons
>i didn't really realise what i was getting myself into at the start of the relationship and had kind of been considering calling it quits for a bit
>however, as i said i'm offended because the reasons are stupid, and i'm the sort of person who has to be right
>i send her a big email so i can put all of my words down at once
>explain that you don't love someone before you have met them, if you get 3 speeding fines because you're so in love with someone you've never met you're actually a fucking retard, tell her how wrong she is on all the other shit, blah blah blah
>she says "you are wrong i still want to be with him"
>i just say "ok" and delete her off everything
>this upsets her and extends her stay in psych ward
>her father rang to have a go at me (cunt always liked his own voice too much), i told him my side of the story
>her mother was pretty cool and she rang me as well but to apologise

>girl apologised after getting out, wanted to make up
>friendzoned her, not geting involved with that shit again
>she gets really annoying over time ("addicted" to weed, still depressed, unmotivated, with the personality matching exactly).
>something i do sets her off (i didn't want to stay at her place for dinner, especially when i heard her dad was coming)
>this was apparently the end of the world
>i left, think "if she wants to apologise she can, but i'm not gonna bother"
>she didn't

oh well. alpha? or na

Fuck you jodie

Fucked a married chick while her husband was out of town. Now they are divorced because of me.

A little edgy, maybe?

Fuck a small dicked black guys girl three days straight

Beat the shit out of someone who nearly flattened me in their car.
Then had a girly ass breakfast and enjoyed it.

Not this

same, just trying to illustrate

i'm awful man but you're below trash if you really think this

hard to type up other stories, pulled 5 different girls in a week twice in my life, pulled some "rare" girls out of my area.
banged a cute christian girl within 30 minutes of meeting her once. easy to do if you just show up late and have a friend in common

>show up to smalltown bar just 5 min outside of my place
>roommate is there talking with 3 girls
>he went to school with them apparently
>chat with the one
>she's like mila jovovich's doppleganger, just not rail skinny
>lol oh hey you know my roommate!
>what are you doing afterwards?
>bar is closing (shit closes early in a small town dude it's like 1)
>right back to my place
>skip the talking
>straight to my bed

She says it was totally out of character but she doesn't even regret it. She met a McRegular guy a month or so afterwards and I'm pretty sure they're married now

That's not an alpha manaeuver, that's a vulture/weasel move. Alphas operate in the open.

Locked eyes with an alright looking nigress in a smoking area of a club, she was in the middle of a group of nigs. I just pushed passed them and started making out with her in the middle, then left without them saying anything...

fake as fuck

Fingered her on the dance floor until she came in a club full of people

I'm sucked this dags cock because he was such a bitch

hot
was she drunk?
also did she guide your hand into her pants or did you just stick it down

any details preciated

Gf cut my name onto her arm, dumped her the same day, crazy bitch

I hope he finds out and executes you both while streaming it here

My kid bro (year younger) and his buddy were being targeted by these three notorious brothers who literally everyone was terrified of. Been going on for nearly a month. I was exhausted with worry for him.
> walking to my school locker one day end of day
> 100 yards away and I can faintly hear the baying crowd
> guts turn to water
> instantly know
> bro and friend musta finally got cornered in main yard where everyone has to wait for buses.
> heart is pounding so bad that breath is coming out of my mouth in little puffs with each beat
> now I'm running as fast as I have ever run in my life, literally smashing through every door, crying now, fucking sobbing
> jesus lord god help me, help me, help me, they fucking got him, they fucking got him, what do lord what do, what do
> run down there
> huge crowd, girls, guys, no fucking teachers in sight, like fucking cops - never when you need one
> fight, fight, fight chant
> fucking bonobo mob is scenting it. The Landry brothers are circling my skinny ass bro and his twiggy little buddy.
> suddenly hear this huge roaring voice shout "touch him and I'll fucking kill all o youse, and I won't stop, I'll fucking burn yer house down you cunts, cuz I'm sick of it, we're all sick of it, and it ends NOW. It fucking ends NOW. You HEAR ME??!! So which o youse cunts wants it first?"
> ohshitrealisethatwasmeshouting.avi
>
> Landry boys turn and stare.
> Crowd all fucking turn and stare.
> Landry boys walk away. Not a word.
> user is set.for.life.

Fingered a girl under a duvet with her parents in the same room.
Haven't done anything alpha since then and that was when I was 15 :/

Teacher asked me stupid question, I didn't know the answer to.

I took down my pants shat on her table and said fuck you bitch. Got suspended for two weeks lel

We were both pretty sober. Only had a few too drink. Had my hands on her hips as she was grinding her tight little ass on my cock. She put her hands on my thighs and started rubbing me. I moved my hands over her pussy but over her pants. She grabbed my hand and put it on her stomach then moved my hand down her pants. Started massaging her clit over her panties and felt her getting moist. I ripped her panties to the side and slowly fingered her as she sexually danced on me. Kissed her neck. She smelled so good. Felt her breathing heavy. Played with her tits and nipples with my free hand. She whispered I'm gonna cum. Went faster until I felt her get really wet. She stated shaking and almost double over when she exploded. But she made it look like she was just bending over to grind her ass on me more. She licked her juices off my fingers after I finished her.

Austism. The Post.

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Hahahah gj man ignore these american cucks complaining