Why do you not autofellate?

Why do you not autofellate?

it doesnt feel good, im too focus on the pain from my back arching so far, i cant enjoy it

Literally why don't you fuck yourself thread

I can't reach :(
I used to be able to reach when I was like 12-14 years old but I didn't practice it much and I am not able to reach now. I'm 18 yrs old btw.

> Have a dick in your mouth
> Not the same
> Too painful
I think the question is why would you?

is this even enjoyable???

too fat

Ive tried, cant do it.

My dicks too small bro. It's literally 0.00000ppi000000000r0000000000000cuck00kek45cms

I have women to suck my dick for me?

6'2 master race
cant reach my dick by a foot

pretty much the same thing here

I used to be able to but suffered a spinal injury.

Sorry about the small dick faggot.

same as this guy, except 6'3

It's for faggots.

hurts my back.would rather just jerk myself off.

Used to 5 or 6 years ago.

It feels like75% sucking dick and 25% geting sucked, not worth but quite hot.

Me too, but 6'4"

Dick too small
Gut

Right there with you, but 6'5"

Spinal problems
>feelsbadman

can't reach, would try it if I could reach that nice dickhead of mine...

i do it sometimes on omegle for girls, but pretty hard to find girls who like it.

>325lbs
>5in

That's my wife's job

Whoa mayne chill

Cause I'm not a repressed faggot trying to convince myself I'm straight like you
>get dick sucked
>suck a dick
>choose

why should I when your mom does it for me, mate.

I'd much rather suck someone else's dick than my own