/éire/ + /celt/ = /eire/

>"merry christmas user! how are y- wait, are those curry cheese chips, mind if i have some?"

edition

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1st for Protestantism

so will the eternal weebs talk about 3d women episode continue here?

/cymru/

I'm glad you've reworded this.

Weebs are mentally ill, they prefer drawings to actual women.

What the fuck is a women?
Is that a type of clothes?

In fairness you don't have to listen to drawings whine constantly about where you've left your socks.

vaginas are ugly

sorry but it's just true, nobody likes a roastie flap

Daily reminder if you haven't at the very least FUCKED a woman*, you're unwelcome in /éire/.

*if you're gay, replace woman with man.

One could write his biology master on the topic :Thesis on males between the age of 16 to 30 attracted to chinese cartoons and their mating behaviour

Thinking about moving to America, lads. Anyone else ever been? Feel like a snob saying this but is it just me or is the average American actually fucking retarded?

It's like they lack what we swedes call "allmänbildning" which means like a general sense of knowing the state of things.

And drawings are qt of course.

>their mating behaviour
non-existent

>their mating behaviour
Nonexistent.

Embrace your homosexuality, it's okay.

>He thinks sex and relationships are relevant at all
Stay deluded normalshit

How inclusive of you :3

Made some posts after this thread was linked

Pls return to the previous thread and view them :)

Virgins are welcome here cunt.

So as I was saying, appreciating that penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas, while necessary for being gay, is not itself sufficient to mean somebody is gay. Vaginas are like hairy stab wounds, penises have a strong defined form that's been replicated in artistic imagery from architecture to cultural traditions the world over.

No need to be bitter.

Ty ;)

What nationalities have you shagged lads?


Irish (Republic and North)
English
Ukrainian (Tatar)
Yank (Jew)

here.


Benders/paedos need not reply.

Not worth the effort

YE BETTER GET BORN IN SOMEPLACE ELSE

MOVE ALONG GET ALONG MOVE ALONG GET ALONG

GO

MOVE

SHIFT!!

Just Irish and German unfortunately.

Yes, I lived there twice, first time for 3 months and second time in 2014/2015 for 1 year, both new York.

>bitter.
You're the bitter one, you're desperately doing everything you can to turn /éire/ into normalfag cancer.

none

>Jew
did you have to buy insurance from her father before you could go for it?

Normalfaggotry is exactly what the board needs. Us normies have much better interpersonal skills and will help the general thrive if we bother to stick around.

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you'll just turn it into /brit/ 2.0

cancerous

Was in Kentucky myself, might've just been the location. The south is infamously not the brightest bunch.

The great debate ender, which sexual organ do you find the most sexually inciting?

Are (You) going out drinking tomorrow lads?
Come to Kilkenny and fight me irl.

drinking whiskey

like a man

Queen of /éire/

I'll be in Dublin, as I said before.

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calm down u spacker

They are both enticing in their own ways

Greatly disappointed in the amount of union jacks worshipping cock ITT

Bender here,

Irish, Pole, Brit, German

idc, I'll get an escort next year maybe and forget about all of that shit.

Sex and relationships are a meme.

virginity doesn't matter here lad

only our feels and shitposts

>jew
you have to go back
only rode irish and portuguese myself

some shithole in eastern Europe I think
swedes
iranian
pole

if I had to rank them would go
pole>iranian>swede>slav

I don't see the point in paying an escort personally

Would be soulless, pointless and I'd hate myself more afterwards

how do I achieve a german gf?

Iranian? how

>some shithole in eastern Europe I think
prozzy?

Bomber Harris did nothing wrong

>6666
Come to Germany so.

If you want to lose your virgin status then there's really no other option.

Better than reluctantly getting married and being a slave for the rest of your existence.

this is spot on. just try harder with women, don't fucking pay them unless you're 40 and disgusting.

>escort

Paid sex is honestly the worst, there's no feelings attached or a chase rewarded, idk how to describe it but sex for money feels dull and unsatisfying as fuck.

Save your money instead.

Gentle reminder that there are few things more pathetic than a person who pays for sex.

step 1 . go to germany
step 2. talk to a woman
step 3 . success
don't recommend it tho

Posted a comment on the Journal lads.

Upvote me.

I don't want to get married either. Guess I'm stuck huh

I don't really try with women at all t-b-h

>just try harder with women
It really isn't that easy when you're friendless and never been in a social setting in over a year and a half.

What do you mean how
nice guess m8, yer rite.

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if you can't pull a fat bird off tinder you must be a mong

>Would be soulless, pointless and I'd hate myself more afterwards
Nah some of the birds on escorts.ie are top notch apparently.
One of my mates went to one in smithfield, 100 quid and he had an hour with her. Had some chit chat, started sexing for about 20-30 mins, had a shower and a beer then left
told me it was the best 100 hes ever spent

I don't want a gf though, I just want to get laid and experience sex.

Fair few dog rough women on this lads

escort-ireland.com/

well aren't they religious and insulated in their own communities? i've never met a muslim

I'm not even.

Why the fuck are there so many non-irish in this general?

want to make a tinder but I don't have any recent photos and taking selfies is gay

Go to Sweden or Finland, girls will fall on you as long as you're not an autist with a modicum of social skills. The average swede male is aspie tier.

I'm sure they're very attractive but it just isn't my thing

>Tinder
>GF

>tinder
the thought of random girls evaluating me scares me

HATE being a social spacker

Yeah I guess, some are secular though.
not very catholic of you desu

convinced me siblings that a protestant is someone who doesnt celebrate christmas

I thought Tinder was like a dating website, where you go to find a partner?

Plans for New Year's Eve, lads? I'll be going to a party in Luneburg, myself.

Just get some from when you're out with your mates, job done.

i want the sersh pasta where she goes crazy over food and starts masturbating on the street

that's such a meme, swedish girls almost never get with anyone who isn't swedish. i read a statistic that said something like 80% of marriages in sweden are through a friend of a friend.

Most people on it are just looking to hook up, not date.

who cares? If you're over the age of 20 and you still care about what strangers are thinking about you then you need to really build some self confidence
Like you're literally a 5 second blip, is he fit or no? After that you're forgotten about

>swedish girls almost never get with anyone who isn't swedish

it's a hookup app for slags and horny lads

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/curry cheese chips/

>If you're over the age of 20 and you still care about what strangers are thinking about you then you need to really build some self confidence
Never a truer word spoken.

Yeah but I feel like a girl taking pictures on nights out

Drinking, alone.

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why are we so good at music lads? We're up there with the swedes with the amount of class music we have for such a small nation

Are you a girl?

I've never been very confident. Always been shy, quiet and slow to open up to people, hence my virginity and aversion to things like Tinder

Tinder is Grindr for non faggots

If that's the case, then what makes Tinder so much better than just hiring an escort in the newspaper?

I'd rather pay €300 for a quick hour session than getting judged by a bunch of lonesome bitches.

Used to live on my road until a few months ago, he's moved somewhere else in the area though while I've been away.

Nothing makes a woman drier than the personality you're describing, bud.

bad news lads

don't think i'm gonna bother moving to Dublin in 2017

Because hiring a prozzie is sad. That's the only reason, if you don't have to work for it and genuinely impress the woman, there's no point. Make of this info what you will, but hiring a whore will be a taboo you'll carry forever more.

Love you all lads C:

Don't be mean!

Thanks for reminding me that I have no chance simply for being shy. I don't want to be some cocky twat.

thought he lived in London?

that was meant to be all but confirmed a couple months ago. Sad!

>but hiring a whore will be a taboo you'll carry forever more.
Like I care, no one apart from my parents care about me, and I'm not trying to sound melodramatic.