This is my doggy. Quads decide what I do to him. Will deliver, 2 hour time limit because I have class

This is my doggy. Quads decide what I do to him. Will deliver, 2 hour time limit because I have class

>nothing painful, he is my baby
>nothing sexual, he's too young and it'd be pedo

Make him a steak

Feed him some bacon and spend all of your life savings on doggy toys.

tape a potato on his head

Give him a roasted beef joint, and slice it into thick slices and feed him one at a time

Shit on him

Don't be a fag, sharpie up his pooper, also pedi is for human, what you are looking for is zoofiliac

Give him a nice bowl of dogfood and pet that motherfucker, tell him he's a good boy too

Rolling for this

Feed him with a wonderful lunch.

Rolling

KISS HIS BALLS

Sharpie up pooper

get him a tiny dog shirt that says "I fuck on the first date"

Draw swastikas on either side of him in marker and walk him around a crowded area and record

this

ya bro

BLAST IT WITH PISS

Hahaha... I might end up doing that anyway lol

Rub his tummy and film it

get doggo really really really drunk/high then upload a video of it

give him nazi uniform

ROLLING I BET OP WON'T FUCKING DO IT PUSSY

Dress him in a nice bowtie and take him on a date for a steak dinner

buy him a fleshlight and put dog treats in it

film results

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>Everyone tells me to buy shit
I'm broke af y'all lol

Then why the fuck do you own a fucking parasite that eats your money and shits it out

rolll

hahahahahahahaha

>> nothing violent or sexual
>> broke af
Why are you asking Sup Forums then faggot?

Because it doesn't cost anything to keep him tbh. I haven't bought his food in forever and I got a bunch of toys for him that he still loves.
He gets two bags of food a month from Paws (a local animal foundation).
He belonged to a really tweaked out owner as a puppy and the owner asked if we wanted to buy him (he needed drug money), so I paid 25 bucks for him

Because y'all think of some crazy shit that isn't either of those

piss on the doggo.

Timestamp of dog with makeup those are hilarious

This

Rolling

Give him some peanut butter

let him sleep in your bed for a week, and you sleep wherever he sleeps

Dubs checked also rolling for pooped dog

give him a fucking epic belly rub

holy shit dat 4000

Build him a hammock.

This

>quads
>nothing painful
>nothing sexual

Fuck off, at least ask for dubs if you're not going to do anything bad to the doggo.

Quads or 2 hours, not quads in 2 hours.

But just incase - I'd say he needs a good Blow Job

Um... take him for a nice walk maybe?

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Tape food to the top of his head

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

teach him to fetch your slippers?

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feed him chocolate

this thread is stupid

Refill

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take him to the animal shelter and leave him there

one off

this thread is awaste of time

Fuck so close

Don't do anything

Yeah guys got a point. My bad. I think I'm just gonna do with the funniest one - gonna tape a potato to his head

Rolllllll

buy as many balloons as you can from nearby grocery store or wherever and tie them all to dogs collar

Plus I gotta go kinda early today apparently. One sec I'm gonna get a pic.

This

Sign him up for Twitter and link the Twitter account

nad take him for a walk, film it, and when peta hits, call them vegeta-niggers

Suck him off

Blow him

Roll

Show him porn

Put your cock in his mouth and smack his butt really hard

>it'd be pedo
Technically no. It would be besti-o or something, (as in bestial because I'm 9/10 sure you're not going to have the capacity to make that connection)
pedo is only human children, like when human children go to pedriactics? See now how the ped part means human child, see a pattern emerging here?

Also fuck your dog, there's enough people making name my ____ threads.
'When you have cancer, the first thing to do is to stop smoking'

Pleasure his dick

quads..
Fucking retard.

This is dumb, peace out Sup Forumsros

Call him a nigger

Shave poochie poochie

No ones ever gonna get quads, might as well give up

Rollin because funny

Relll

I know I didn't think quads were that rare

He did not enjoy this Lmao

roll :D

another pic

Sleep tight Potatopupper

Yeah I'll try another one later, sorry for the newfag post. I'll make it dubs next time. Gotta head to school, say bye to potatopup

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Take him for a walk with potato taped to your head. Share a cheeseburger for lunch. No onions.

I want to cum on this dog

And that's why you're off by 1

I would but he really hated it on his head. He started freaking out and rolling around lol

Film feeding him peanut butter

fucking shit missed by one, if I got trips i'd probably be cumming buckets on this doggie

>>Your head

Oh lol. Yeah that's doable. might do that when I get home, no burger shop I can walk to rn

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rolling

Suck his balls