This is my doggy. Quads decide what I do to him. Will deliver, 2 hour time limit because I have class
>nothing painful, he is my baby
>nothing sexual, he's too young and it'd be pedo
This is my doggy. Quads decide what I do to him. Will deliver, 2 hour time limit because I have class
>nothing painful, he is my baby
>nothing sexual, he's too young and it'd be pedo
Make him a steak
Feed him some bacon and spend all of your life savings on doggy toys.
tape a potato on his head
Give him a roasted beef joint, and slice it into thick slices and feed him one at a time
Shit on him
Don't be a fag, sharpie up his pooper, also pedi is for human, what you are looking for is zoofiliac
Give him a nice bowl of dogfood and pet that motherfucker, tell him he's a good boy too
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Feed him with a wonderful lunch.
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KISS HIS BALLS
Sharpie up pooper
get him a tiny dog shirt that says "I fuck on the first date"
Draw swastikas on either side of him in marker and walk him around a crowded area and record
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ya bro
BLAST IT WITH PISS
Hahaha... I might end up doing that anyway lol
Rub his tummy and film it
get doggo really really really drunk/high then upload a video of it
give him nazi uniform
ROLLING I BET OP WON'T FUCKING DO IT PUSSY
Dress him in a nice bowtie and take him on a date for a steak dinner
buy him a fleshlight and put dog treats in it
film results
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>Everyone tells me to buy shit
I'm broke af y'all lol
Then why the fuck do you own a fucking parasite that eats your money and shits it out
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hahahahahahahaha
>> nothing violent or sexual
>> broke af
Why are you asking Sup Forums then faggot?
Because it doesn't cost anything to keep him tbh. I haven't bought his food in forever and I got a bunch of toys for him that he still loves.
He gets two bags of food a month from Paws (a local animal foundation).
He belonged to a really tweaked out owner as a puppy and the owner asked if we wanted to buy him (he needed drug money), so I paid 25 bucks for him
Because y'all think of some crazy shit that isn't either of those
piss on the doggo.
Timestamp of dog with makeup those are hilarious
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Give him some peanut butter
let him sleep in your bed for a week, and you sleep wherever he sleeps
Dubs checked also rolling for pooped dog
give him a fucking epic belly rub
holy shit dat 4000
Build him a hammock.
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>quads
>nothing painful
>nothing sexual
Fuck off, at least ask for dubs if you're not going to do anything bad to the doggo.
Quads or 2 hours, not quads in 2 hours.
But just incase - I'd say he needs a good Blow Job
Um... take him for a nice walk maybe?
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Tape food to the top of his head
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
teach him to fetch your slippers?
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feed him chocolate
this thread is stupid
Refill
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take him to the animal shelter and leave him there
one off
this thread is awaste of time
Fuck so close
Don't do anything
Yeah guys got a point. My bad. I think I'm just gonna do with the funniest one - gonna tape a potato to his head
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buy as many balloons as you can from nearby grocery store or wherever and tie them all to dogs collar
Plus I gotta go kinda early today apparently. One sec I'm gonna get a pic.
This
Sign him up for Twitter and link the Twitter account
nad take him for a walk, film it, and when peta hits, call them vegeta-niggers
Suck him off
Blow him
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Show him porn
Put your cock in his mouth and smack his butt really hard
>it'd be pedo
Technically no. It would be besti-o or something, (as in bestial because I'm 9/10 sure you're not going to have the capacity to make that connection)
pedo is only human children, like when human children go to pedriactics? See now how the ped part means human child, see a pattern emerging here?
Also fuck your dog, there's enough people making name my ____ threads.
'When you have cancer, the first thing to do is to stop smoking'
Pleasure his dick
quads..
Fucking retard.
This is dumb, peace out Sup Forumsros
Call him a nigger
Shave poochie poochie
No ones ever gonna get quads, might as well give up
Rollin because funny
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I know I didn't think quads were that rare
He did not enjoy this Lmao
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another pic
Sleep tight Potatopupper
Yeah I'll try another one later, sorry for the newfag post. I'll make it dubs next time. Gotta head to school, say bye to potatopup
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Take him for a walk with potato taped to your head. Share a cheeseburger for lunch. No onions.
I want to cum on this dog
And that's why you're off by 1
I would but he really hated it on his head. He started freaking out and rolling around lol
Film feeding him peanut butter
fucking shit missed by one, if I got trips i'd probably be cumming buckets on this doggie
>>Your head
Oh lol. Yeah that's doable. might do that when I get home, no burger shop I can walk to rn
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Suck his balls