ITT: We wait until we are called

ITT: We wait until we are called

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>texting with key tap sound on.

You fucker better turn that taping shit off.

I always just lean on my knees and stare at the floor.

It usually gets boring after 20 minutes.

Yeah, I don't want to be recorded.

*starts to whistle Don't stop believin*

>Coughs twice and clears throat

FIRE!!!
THERE'S A FUCKING FIRE IN THE ADJACENT OFFICE!
CAN'T YOU IDIOTS HEAR THE ALARM?!!
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ALREADY!!!

>taps leg on floor

>paging doctor faggot

Can't leave, my wife will kill me if I miss this.

*clears throat aggressively*

is there a unisex bathroom here?

>someones kid starts screaming
*slap*
>blissful silence

>drunts

>Could user please report to Doctor Faggot please.

>humming atonally

You just want to to steal my appointment call time, not falling for it.

>get up to look at magazines and realise its all womans day shit and sit back down to see the person next to me reading the last top gear magazine

what the fuck am i doing with my life

>stares awkwardly at cute girl across the room

>Will the person with the coupon for centaur adaptation,pigment replacement,and open heart please report to the front desk

>take a screen cap on phone
>makes loud ass shutter noise
>everybody stares

>headphones blasting loud music
youtube.com/watch?v=l1HehL1rSyg
>can be heard faintly from across the room
>reading doujins, ignoring the annoyed stares

>start screaming "HES RAPING ME WITH HIS EYES"

If you're name is Aaron you may pass.

Didn't expect that

p-please no

ALLAHU AKBAR.

You can stop that shit, right now

ardian

>walk past an empty chair
>stand next to chair
>crouch back against the wall
>firmly close eyes
>start mumbling shit in foreign languages in increasing intensivity
>Violently stand up, smile like the fucking joker and say... [First dubs finishes this sentence]

Ooh that must be me

WHO PLAYS LEAGUE HERE!?

That was satisfying

Jason M.
We are ready to see you now.

sir will you please leave this room before you do any further harm to this girl

>girl is now in tears and being consoled by other roomemmbers, while some men stare at you in an angry way

Does the person have a mlp tattoo on its forehead?
either way, it can be any of us

>balls itch really bad
>adjust my legs and try to scratch hands free against my jeans

>Silently watch the retarded kid move around like there's hot spaghetti in his ass.
>Retarded kid approaches me fucking screeching
>Get mildly scared.

"BUSH DID 9/11"

>old couple walks in
>old man makes weather related joke and gets some polite laughs
>procceeds to start talking to the loneliest looking mid 20s male member of the room, asking awkwards questions and sharing personal details like he just a made a new friend even though mid 20s male is just awkwardly trying to avoid this coversation

Where the fuck is the toilet

o-ok then

It would be my... Privilege

>Pulls out Highlights
>starts searching for the fish

> All the SJWs start ranting about rape culture.

Fuckin' hell user.

>druggies talking way too loudly
>everybody pretends they don't exist and they don't mind because even "hey can you keep it down" sparks a huge trailer trash argument no one wants to be involved in

>gets up and goes to restroom
>takes a massive shit that clogs the toilet
>toilet is overflowing with no plunger in sight
>walk out of restroom
>the smell hits the rest of you
>puking ensues

why does the bakery have a waiting room what the heck is going on plz respond help me

is it time to pray again so soon?

Look on the floor and try to avoid eye contact

>unzips dick

HEY EVERYBODY
I'M VEGAN

MOOT PLEASE COME BACK!!!!

>makes eye contact anyway

I do crossfit

No.

Now.

>walk in
>bring with me a Goat cheese, turkey sandwich
>start chewing and swallowing loudly

>father of young child in the room says:
"hi vegan, Im john!"
>wife giggles
>everyone else in the room is contemplating suicide

>Unzips dick
>Looks own dick
>Smallerdick.jpg
>Put dick back

>See dying obese lady slowing eating a bag of chips and four sandwiches.

>sand nigger walks in
>what do?

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>Looking at YLYL thread.
>See pic related
>KEK loudly
>Gain a number of eyes

>gets on Sup Forums to get in waiting room online

While I of course know the meme and have witnessed it in person, I'm still confused

Why do vegans feel the compulsory need to announce this? Like, what kind of response do they want? I don't even

>Sitting next to this guy
>Curiously watch his cellphone because of retarded laugh
>See pic of a fucking banana

>"Th-that seems funny..."

Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman to the front desk

>is being black

What the fuck?
He came 30 minutes after me

>Turn to guy interested in my phone
>Say "I REALLY like this picture"

Moe? Moe Lester?
The doctor will see you now! =D

>gain a number of eyes
that would make for a fine film
>every time you laugh, you gain a number of eyes.
>if you run out of space they would start growing inside your skin. this is would leads to massive pain at all time, that often leads to one killing himself
>making jokes is a crime on par of beating someone up with a weapon
>tickling is on par with attempted murder

>loud mid 20s couple walks in with their 3 children with the woman complaining about how they could of got here faster if they took a different route

>accidently disconnects earbuds
>"OH FUCK ME DADDY"

>"Wh-what site are browsing? fb? tumblr?"

>watching videos and refusing to use earbuds

>"Vomits on the floor and magazine table"

>Looking someone directly in the eyes while eating a banana

>get on Sup Forums
>looking at rekt thread
>see guy get his dick chopped off
>laugh hysterically
>all eyes on me
>zero fucks given

>could of

Regular American native speaker.

It's could have, or could've. There, I did you a fucking favor. Now stop being a retard and read a book or something. Learn your own fucking language.

>one is a cancerous moan video

>walks in
>realise im not supposed to be here and walked the wrong way
>spin around with my finger in the air and a quizzical expression
>draw stares
>walk out

no one gives a shit

>I loudly proclaim "wow what a fucking autist" the moment you've left the room
>everyone nods in unison

>led back to waiting room by receptionist
>"please wait here, we'll call you back in a moment."
>run out the door urging everybody to leave while they can

>Bigender Glitterpunk

How much longer will this shit go on...

ALLAHU AKBAR!
[if dubs then my bomb blows up]

what are you guys here for?

>"nice try cop faggot"
>people are cringing hard

A friend said I should come, I hope this isn't some gay shit.

syphilis, isn't everyone?

shit, this isn't the place for the AA thing is it?
anybody want a drink?

>move three seats away from you

My number is T489........WHO IS T488?

...

>look through vast selection of 2 year old magazines

>T?
Nigga the Ts are getting their limbs amputated. Ain't nobody chopping off my limbs.

Might as well