Its 2016. Why havent you modded your dick yet user?

Its 2016. Why havent you modded your dick yet user?

because im not retarded

it looks like an old gnarled tree root

I hope thats not your dick

but I did!

Because I had a happy childhood with two loving parents

this

I must admit, ball bearings around the shaft would be interesting. Maybe even install a vibrating core and cooling system for those hot nights. And cant refuse the baby preventing sperm filter on/off switch.

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I put an aimbot and wallhack on my dick

Because it gets the job done without. It gets used often enough I can't have it out of commission. Because I'd rather have a modded tongue on it. Because it was already modded when I was born.

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that dick reminds me of chocolate

Fucking kek

>girl unzips my pants
>discovers my dick mods
>upon seeing the texture her mouth gets watery
>I turn it on
>her breath gets heavy as my dick rotates
>she moans and orgasms
>falls asleep before even touching my cock
>twentytwo girls and still a virgin
>I hate my dick mods

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You literally have a dragon dildo for a dick. At least traps love you.

>Primary balls missing
>Insert lots of ball bearings
Can you use your flaccid cock as a maraca?

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kek

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Absolutely horrific

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>I'm afraid we need to do an MRI to locate the tumor if you want to survive. Do you have any metal in your body?
>"ummmmm"

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Fucking degenerates

My dick is in the process of modifying itself.

Why you dont cut it of ?

Any stories about how the TSA spazzes out when this sort of thing tries to get on an airplane?

is that a hole so you can piss through all the metal or where you put the pot in to use it as a bong.....

enjoy your infections

Because I'm not a desperate 'look how younique I am' faggot like every cunt under 30 seems to be.

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Timestamp plz

plz tell me how to mod my penis to cure ED and make it a little bigger

how many girls have you fucked with it?

You're a disgusting little man OP

I'm waiting for the new CPU generation... what are we talking about?

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LOST

But does it run DickLinux?

kill yourself.

Why is the under side of your dick missing? Doesn't that hurt?

Bet the TSA just loves you!

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none.

if I would, I'll have to chase all dem small balls jumping around the room

I inserted all dem balls in my weiner because I never had actual balls in my ballsack

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Rarest of all Pepe

I feel sick looking at it but I can't stop

Don't lie. You're on Sup Forums

He's right you know

asdlol

i don't believe that's real

can't be real

Yet another shit thread that will be recycled for months.

I will never butcher myself

MY FUCKING SIDES!

Parents already did that for you

I'm uncut

It's fake, google reverse the image.

that's just a gigantic hole in one's dick

what's even the point of this one??? so you can have more than one peehole?

Smallest dickhead

It's called a hard dick user.

When someone gets an erection their foreskin slides back.

Hmm, thought that was friction marks on the bellend.
You should see a doctor Sup Forumsro

it's like a sort of self-punishment.

as soon as you start having a boner, you explode in a rain of piss, shit and blood

wait is that like a vagina dick? how does that feel? what does it feel? im so amazed

Fact is, no chicks dig this kind of thing (or they are extremely few and far between), every one of those modded dicks is attached to a homo.

How do you fap?

This

anal stimulation. from his boyfriend

cute punk chicks dig cute punk dicks.

goes way beyond punk. looks more like "I have serious mental problems"

>Have genital herpes
>Might as well make your whole dick look like genital herpes
Lel

OP got a webm of you cumming?

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