Hey Sup Forums, how do I straighten my dick? It's really heavily bent, and I'm pretty self-conscious about it...

Hey Sup Forums, how do I straighten my dick? It's really heavily bent, and I'm pretty self-conscious about it. Is there any way for me to make it at least straightER?

>Pic related; pretty much a side view

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how is this a problem ?

It's not normal and I constantly worry that people might see and make fun of it.

pics with timestamp please, I collect pictures of weird dicks

Fuck no. I couldn't give one if I wanted to; unless you know how to get a picture from a flip-phone to a computer.

who's gonna see it though? girls? or do you live in a nudist colony?

It could be a good thing. You could be a G-spot killing machine on the ladies.

you can't e-mail it to yourself? what's the point of even having a camera on a phone if you can't get the pictures off the phone?

Girls mostly. Bitches talk. I'm actually a virgin. The only sexual interaction I've had was about two hours of eating a girl out because I was afraid to take my pants off.

1- Tie dick to rope
2- Tie rope to truck
3- Drive truck off cliff
4- Profit

Upward bend or side bend?

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How do? I never use my phone for more than pizza.

Downwards, I guess? It's like... The base and head are on the same level, with the middle raised up in an arc.

>community.republicwireless.com/thread/13874
I don't have an sd card. Only internal storage.

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This^
I got a bit of a bend but if i turn it sideways it turns into a magic wand

Make sure you take her doggystyle user. You'll plow that g-spot. Profit.

Make an appointment with a Urologist. I don't think he'll have good news for you, but worth a shot if you have insurance.

you have to train it like a bonsai
>get sounding rods
>put rod in flaccid penis
>get half chub
>repeat daily

Can't get you a pic. Sorry. I tried just wiggling it, but that didn't get me hard enough. I'm not really up for finding some good pics of my main fetishes.

then pic of a dick with similar curvature